Family Man
Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer
The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka
First elected leader of South Africa
Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years
Also known as: Madiba
First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury
Advocated: Assumption of State debts
Outdueled by: Aaron Burr
Obstinate Man Child
Refused to grow up
Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.
Instinctual Psychic Apparatus
Gratification: Immediate
Manning the Helm: Most of the Time
Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer
Had a taste for pears and women
Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa
Baroque Sculptor and Architect
Rival: Francesco Borromini
Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa
Lord of the Dead and Rebirth
Wrap: Mummy
Accessories: Crook and Flail
Victorian Pop Celebrity
Born Joseph Carey Merrick
Proves looks aren't everything
Our Lord and Savior
Miracles: 12,875 and counting
Omnipresent
It's Evolution, Baby
Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species
Vessel: HMS Beagle
American Literary Icon
Nickname: Papa
Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism
Ancient Greek Philosopher
Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens
Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock
Spanish Conquistador
First European to the Mississippi River
Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...
King of the Elephants
Home: Celesteville
Suit: Kelly Green
Superhero
Secret identity: Bruce Wayne
Whip: Batmobile
#1 Cosmonaut
First man in space
Truly went where no man had gone before
Renowned Highjumper
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
Confederate General
Best bud: Robert E. Lee
Killed by: Friendly fire
13th U.S. President
Last Whig President
Highlight: The Compromise of 1850
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
33rd U.S. President
"The buck stops here"
Nuclear attacks authorized: 2
Lunar Scout Pilot
Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen
Smile: Eternal
Anthropomorphic Common Toad
Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Residence: Toad Hall
Portuguese Navigator
Route chartered: Europe to India
Craft: Sao Gabriel
Founder of Jamestown
Native Seduced: Pocahontas
Portrayed by: Colin Farrel
20th century's Finest Actor
Popularized: Stanislavski System
Seminal work: The Godfather
King of the Jungle
Raised by: Apes
Charisma: Superb
Surrealist
Best known work: The Persistence of Memory
Birthplace: Figueres, Spain
Greek Mathematician
Eureka!
Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw
The Father of English Literature
Traveled with people of dubious moral character
Hobby: Giving baths to wives
Russian Writer
Vices: Gambling, booze
Seminal work: Crime and Punishment
5th U.S. President
Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings
Passed the Missouri Compromise
Brilliant Brit
Laws of motion: 3
Locks: Flowing
Supposed New World Discoverer
Ushered in an era of oppression
Thought he was in: India
16th U.S. President
Personal Demons: Many
Fateful show: Our American Cousin
Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage
Location: The Granite State
R.I.P. May 3, 2003
American Naturalist, Painter
Catalogued and painted the birds of North America
Rejected in America, made his big break in England
1st President of the United States
War inadvertantly started: French & Indian
War inadvertantly won: American Revolution
18th U.S. President
General-in-Chief Union Army
Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee
Renaissance Man
Notable work: Mona Lisa
Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin
Italian Artist circa 1600
Style: Baroque
Masterpiece: The Cardsharps
Greek Champion
Adventure: Epic
Vice: Lotus
French Writer & Philosopher
Age: Enlightenment
True name: Francois-Marie Arouet
Chinese Philosopher
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
Man who run behind bus get exhausted
Everyman Hero
Skill: Funny Faces
Battles: Merrie England, Drink
Fabled Fabler
Animal Allegory Animal
Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm
Journalist, Author, Cynic
"The Sage of Baltimore"
Worthy man of ideas and inspirations
11th U.S. President
Party: Democratic
Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!
39th Vice President of the United States
Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington
High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion