1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978