The Father of Numbers
Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher
Best known theorem: Pythagorean
Renowned Cellist
Heritage: French/Chinese
Grammys: 15
Fearless British Explorer
Key discovery: Australia
Killed during: Hawaiian melee
First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury
Advocated: Assumption of State debts
Outdueled by: Aaron Burr
26th U.S. President
Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders
Trusts busted: Countless
Italian Astronomer
Best known as: Father of Science
Discredited: Geocentricity
4th U.S. President
Father of the Constitution
Blunder: War of 1812
American Author
Real name: Samuel Clemens
Hobby: Writing banned books
Confederate General
Best bud: Robert E. Lee
Killed by: Friendly fire
Fountain Pursuer
Area explored: Florida
Truly sought: Gold
Feline Shopkeeper
Home: Busytown
Progeny: Huckle Cat
The Captain
Conveyance: Flying Shoe
In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew
Our Lord and Savior
Miracles: 12,875 and counting
Omnipresent
Astronomer
Theory: Heliocentricity
Drank from: The vessel that stank
Antarctic Expeditioner
Vessel: Endurance
Poles encountered: 1
King of the Jungle
Raised by: Apes
Charisma: Superb
Transatlantic Aviator
Nickname: Lucky Lindy
Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies
35th U.S. President
Statesman and Playboy
Fiasco: Bay of Pigs
Lord of the Dead and Rebirth
Wrap: Mummy
Accessories: Crook and Flail
Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.
Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.
Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.
Roman Poet and Philosopher
Wrote De Rerum Natura
Possibly the world's first atheist
32nd U.S. President
Terms: Four
The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.
Supposed New World Discoverer
Ushered in an era of oppression
Thought he was in: India
The Father of English Literature
Traveled with people of dubious moral character
Hobby: Giving baths to wives
Physicist
Indispensible theory: Relativity
Regret: Atom bomb advocacy
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
Dutch Philosopher
Equated God and Nature as the same reality
Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi
Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer
Had a taste for pears and women
Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa
Circumnavigator
Voyages: 5
Felled by: Filipino Natives
Elegant Fowl
Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree
Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon
Monk, Trendsetter
Theses: 95
Good: God
Victorian Pop Celebrity
Born Joseph Carey Merrick
Proves looks aren't everything
Greek Champion
Adventure: Epic
Vice: Lotus
The Extra-Terrestrial
Touch: Sensuous
Phone bill: Exorbitant
Lakota Sioux Leader
Routed: General Custer
Buried at: Fort Yates
Legendary Lumberjack
Best friend: Babe the blue ox
Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon
Baroque Sculptor and Architect
Rival: Francesco Borromini
Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa
10th U.S. President
Nickname: His Accidency
Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas
Scottish Missionary and Explorer
First European to Victoria Falls
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
Fabled Fabler
Animal Allegory Animal
Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm
Mythical Roman Stud
Labors: 12
Father: Zeus
Corps of Discovery Leader
Sidekick: William Clark
Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots
Macedonian Conqueror
Reign: 336-326 BC
Ways swung: Both
King of the Gods
Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt
Favorite Hobby: Philanderering
18th U.S. President
General-in-Chief Union Army
Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee
Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator
Model of virtue and simplicity
Fasces in one hand, plow in the other
Russian Writer
Vices: Gambling, booze
Seminal work: Crime and Punishment
#1 Cosmonaut
First man in space
Truly went where no man had gone before
7th U.S. President
Old Hickory
Bill depiction: $20
8th U.S. President
Nickname: Old Kinderhook
Only President with English as his second language