Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman