The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language