The Father of English Literature
Traveled with people of dubious moral character
Hobby: Giving baths to wives
20th century's Finest Actor
Popularized: Stanislavski System
Seminal work: The Godfather
Our Lord and Savior
Miracles: 12,875 and counting
Omnipresent
The Captain
Conveyance: Flying Shoe
In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew
The Man Upstairs
Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board
Smite 'em if you got 'em
18th U.S. President
General-in-Chief Union Army
Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee
First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury
Advocated: Assumption of State debts
Outdueled by: Aaron Burr
Former Panamanian General
Propped up by: CIA
Imprisoned in: Miami, FL
Man of La Mancha
Sidekick: Sancho Panza
Nemesis: Windmills
Feline Shopkeeper
Home: Busytown
Progeny: Huckle Cat
Founder of Jamestown
Native Seduced: Pocahontas
Portrayed by: Colin Farrel
Man in Tights
Residence: Sherwood Forest
Posse: The Merry Men
First elected leader of South Africa
Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years
Also known as: Madiba
Elegant Fowl
Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree
Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon
Victorian Pop Celebrity
Born Joseph Carey Merrick
Proves looks aren't everything
Renaissance Man
Notable work: Mona Lisa
Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin
Ol' St. Nick
List check frequency: 2x
Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism
Transatlantic Aviator
Nickname: Lucky Lindy
Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies
33rd U.S. President
"The buck stops here"
Nuclear attacks authorized: 2
Journalist, Author, Cynic
"The Sage of Baltimore"
Worthy man of ideas and inspirations
Fearless British Explorer
Key discovery: Australia
Killed during: Hawaiian melee
Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist
Only painted for 11 years
Most famous work: Starry Night
39th Vice President of the United States
Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington
High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion
Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess
Seeks: Silver
Also Seeks: Gold
Icelandic Explorer
Discovery: North America
Leif Erikson Day: October 9th
Brilliant Brit
Laws of motion: 3
Locks: Flowing
1st President of the United States
War inadvertantly started: French & Indian
War inadvertantly won: American Revolution
32nd U.S. President
Terms: Four
The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.
42nd U.S. President
Lewd Acts: 17
New York, NY
Mythical Ape-Man
Also known as: Sasquatch
Cousin: Yetti
38th U.S. President
Reputation for integrity and openness
Cleaned up after Nixon
Physicist
Gave a Brief History of Time
Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation
Venetian Explorer
Inventor of modern swimming pool game
Embellished tales: Nearly all
Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man
Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker
Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon
Lunar Scout Pilot
Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen
Smile: Eternal
Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame
Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow
Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike
7th U.S. President
Old Hickory
Bill depiction: $20
35th U.S. President
Statesman and Playboy
Fiasco: Bay of Pigs
Such is Mango!
Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!
You can't a-have-a de Mango!
Christian Missionary
Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria
Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law
Circumnavigator
Voyages: 5
Felled by: Filipino Natives
Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog
Diplomat to: France
Kite discovery: Electricity
Austrian Archaeologist
Discoverer of the Man Scrolls
Really digs this website
Personification of the U.S.A
Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army
Is actually Canadian
Italian Physicist
Father of the Atom Bomb
Nobel Prizes: 1
The USS Constitution
Oldest commissioned ship still in service
Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798
Anthropomorphic Common Toad
Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Residence: Toad Hall
Three's Company
Middle name: Southworth
Last film: Bad Santa
It's Evolution, Baby
Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species
Vessel: HMS Beagle
Austere Soup Service Man
Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup
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