American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion