Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations