Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion