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The Ranking: 51 - 100
Bill Murray51st
Bill MurrayPoints: 1086 Last Day: -6

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

SocratesPoints: 1084 Last Day: -35

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Classic Lego Spaceman53rd
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1084 Last Day: -7

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

CaravaggioPoints: 1083 Last Day: +40

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Ickle Me55th
Ickle MePoints: 1083 Last Day: +40

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Richard M. Nixon56th
Richard M. NixonPoints: 1083 Last Day: +13

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Saint  Augustine57th
Saint AugustinePoints: 1082 Last Day: -30

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Stonewall Jackson58th
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1082 Last Day: +4

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

GalileoPoints: 1081 Last Day: +6

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Smokey  Bear60th
Smokey BearPoints: 1080 Last Day: +77

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

Thomas  Aquinas61st
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1079 Last Day: -46

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Santa Claus62nd
Santa ClausPoints: 1079 Last Day: +71

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Mr. Toad63rd
Mr. ToadPoints: 1079 Last Day: +2

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Bertie Wooster64th
Bertie WoosterPoints: 1077 Last Day: +28

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

John James Audubon65th
John James AudubonPoints: 1076 Last Day: +13

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Dick  Fosbury66th
Dick FosburyPoints: 1076 Last Day: +123

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

The Id67th
The IdPoints: 1076 Last Day: +102

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Charles Darwin68th
Charles DarwinPoints: 1075 Last Day: -2

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Franklin Delano Roosevelt69th
Franklin Delano RooseveltPoints: 1075 Last Day: -49

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Dwight D Eisenhower70th
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1074 Last Day: -28

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

General Tso71st
General TsoPoints: 1074 Last Day: +27

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Frank Lloyd Wright72nd
Frank Lloyd WrightPoints: 1074 Last Day: -27

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Bill Clinton73rd
Bill ClintonPoints: 1073 Last Day: -51

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

George Washington74th
George WashingtonPoints: 1073 Last Day: +26

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

GodPoints: 1071 Last Day: -22

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

NostradamusPoints: 1071 Last Day: -42


Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Leonardo da Vinci77th
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 1071 Last Day: -7

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

G.I.  Joe78th
G.I. JoePoints: 1070 Last Day: -2

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Glenn  Frey79th
Glenn FreyPoints: 1069 Last Day: +113

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Samuel  Chase80th
Samuel ChasePoints: 1068 Last Day: +115

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Yukon  Cornelius81st
Yukon CorneliusPoints: 1068 Last Day: +16

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Andrew  Jackson82nd
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1068 Last Day: -75

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

BlackbeardPoints: 1067 Last Day: +56

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Colossus of Rhodes84th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1067 Last Day: +15

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

ConfuciusPoints: 1066 Last Day: +1

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

John  Adams86th
John AdamsPoints: 1064 Last Day: +7

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

James Madison87th
James MadisonPoints: 1064 Last Day: +65

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

PlatoPoints: 1064 Last Day: +18

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Soup  Nazi89th
Soup NaziPoints: 1063 Last Day: +9

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

The Fool90th
The FoolPoints: 1062 Last Day: -33

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Ambrose Everett Burnside91st
Ambrose Everett BurnsidePoints: 1061 Last Day: +60

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

George  Orwell92nd
George OrwellPoints: 1061 Last Day: +75

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Peter  Pan93rd
Peter PanPoints: 1059 Last Day: +47

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

ETPoints: 1057 Last Day: +136

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Alexander Hamilton95th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1057 Last Day: -23

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Teddy Roosevelt96th
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1057 Last Day: -136

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Alan  Alda97th
Alan AldaPoints: 1055 Last Day: -5

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

HerodotusPoints: 1055 Last Day: +11

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Ferdinand Magellan99th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1055 Last Day: +45


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Lawrence  Welk100th
Lawrence WelkPoints: 1055 Last Day: +57

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion