11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: Es or Ts

Laments: Qs and Xs

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism