Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY