Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much