16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean