Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night