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The Ranking: 51 - 100
Dennis  the Menace51st
Dennis the MenacePoints: 1086 Last Day: +50


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

MichelangeloPoints: 1084 Last Day: -15

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

ZeusPoints: 1084 Last Day: +60

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Harry Truman54th
Harry TrumanPoints: 1081 Last Day: -8

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Andrew  Jackson55th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1080 Last Day: +75

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Teddy Roosevelt56th
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1080 Last Day: +18

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

OdysseusPoints: 1079 Last Day: +14

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Lucky  Jim58th
Lucky JimPoints: 1078 Last Day: -36

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

BanacekPoints: 1077 Last Day: +42

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

The King60th
The KingPoints: 1077 Last Day: -26

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Mark  Twain61st
Mark TwainPoints: 1076 Last Day: -15

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

James Madison62nd
James MadisonPoints: 1075 Last Day: +67

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

VoltairePoints: 1075 Last Day: +5

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Guglielmo Marconi64th
Guglielmo MarconiPoints: 1074 Last Day: +35

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Robin  Hood65th
Robin HoodPoints: 1073 Last Day: -113

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

John Quincy Adams66th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1070 Last Day: -63

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Bill Murray67th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1070 Last Day: -4

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Cabeza de Vaca68th
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 1070 Last Day: +116

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

William Butler Yeats69th
William Butler YeatsPoints: 1070 Last Day: -40

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Ernest Hemingway70th
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1069 Last Day: -30

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

SocratesPoints: 1069 Last Day: +7

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Alex Trebek72nd
Alex TrebekPoints: 1065 Last Day: +29

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Jesus Christ73rd
Jesus ChristPoints: 1063 Last Day: -21

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


Stonewall Jackson74th
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1063 Last Day: -24

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Alan  Alda75th
Alan AldaPoints: 1062 Last Day: +31

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Alexander Hamilton76th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1062 Last Day: -24

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Yo-Yo Ma77th
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1062 Last Day: -23

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Muhammad Ali78th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1057 Last Day: -31

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Fyodor Dostoevsky79th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1057 Last Day: -82

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Uncle  Sam80th
Uncle SamPoints: 1056 Last Day: +10

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Charles Darwin81st
Charles DarwinPoints: 1055 Last Day: -11

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Dwight D Eisenhower82nd
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1055 Last Day: -63

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

William Henry Harrison83rd
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 1055 Last Day: +15

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

BatmanPoints: 1054 Last Day: -80


Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

The Elephant Man85th
The Elephant ManPoints: 1054 Last Day: +3

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Yukon  Cornelius86th
Yukon CorneliusPoints: 1053 Last Day: +50

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

MangoPoints: 1052 Last Day: +25

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Franklin Delano Roosevelt88th
Franklin Delano RooseveltPoints: 1052 Last Day: +4

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

HangmanPoints: 1050 Last Day: +41

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

AesopPoints: 1049 Last Day: +24

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

John F Kennedy91st
John F KennedyPoints: 1049 Last Day: -32

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Bernie  Kosar92nd
Bernie KosarPoints: 1049 Last Day: +53

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Niccolo  Machiavelli93rd
Niccolo MachiavelliPoints: 1049 Last Day: -9

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

El Cid94th
El CidPoints: 1048 Last Day: +4

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

OrionPoints: 1047 Last Day: -12

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

PopeyePoints: 1047 Last Day: -1

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Salvador Dali97th
Salvador DaliPoints: 1046 Last Day: +25


Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

John  Malkovich98th
John MalkovichPoints: 1046 Last Day: +85

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

ConfuciusPoints: 1045 Last Day: -13

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Bill Clinton100th
Bill ClintonPoints: 1044 Last Day: -24

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY