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The Ranking: 51 - 100
Jesus Christ51st
Jesus ChristPoints: 1088 Last Day: -59

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


Thomas  Aquinas52nd
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1086 Last Day: -38

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

BabarPoints: 1085 Last Day: -30

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Teddy Roosevelt54th
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1084 Last Day: -42

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

The King55th
The KingPoints: 1084 Last Day: -25

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

CaravaggioPoints: 1083 Last Day: +53

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

James Madison57th
James MadisonPoints: 1079 Last Day: -46

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

MangoPoints: 1078 Last Day: +157

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

SocratesPoints: 1078 Last Day: -31

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Ulysses S. Grant60th
Ulysses S. GrantPoints: 1076 Last Day: -11

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Bertie Wooster61st
Bertie WoosterPoints: 1075 Last Day: +35

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Gian Lorenzo Bernini62nd
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 1074 Last Day: +89

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Marcus  Aurelius63rd
Marcus AureliusPoints: 1073 Last Day: +122

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Muhammad Ali64th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1072 Last Day: -3

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

HippocratesPoints: 1072 Last Day: -16

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

John Quincy Adams66th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1071 Last Day: +76

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Stephen Hawking67th
Stephen HawkingPoints: 1071 Last Day: +46


Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Bill Murray68th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1071 Last Day: +35

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

David  Livingstone69th
David LivingstonePoints: 1069 Last Day: +90

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Richard M. Nixon70th
Richard M. NixonPoints: 1069 Last Day: -29

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Robin  Hood71st
Robin HoodPoints: 1068 Last Day: -7

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Gerald  Ford72nd
Gerald FordPoints: 1067 Last Day: +15

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

ArchimedesPoints: 1066 Last Day: +4

Greek Mathematician


Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Saint  Patrick74th
Saint PatrickPoints: 1066 Last Day: +43

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Yuri  Gagarin75th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1065 Last Day: +59

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

GodPoints: 1064 Last Day: +24

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Charles Lindbergh, Jr77th
Charles Lindbergh, JrPoints: 1064 Last Day: +10

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

Isaac Newton78th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1062 Last Day: +33

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Yo-Yo Ma79th
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1061 Last Day: -90

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Nikola  Tesla80th
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1061 Last Day: -24

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Ambrose Everett Burnside81st
Ambrose Everett BurnsidePoints: 1058 Last Day: +46

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

G.I.  Joe82nd
G.I. JoePoints: 1058 Last Day: -34

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

George Washington83rd
George WashingtonPoints: 1057 Last Day: +13

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Archie Goodwin84th
Archie GoodwinPoints: 1055 Last Day: +2

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Martin  Luther85th
Martin LutherPoints: 1055 Last Day: +10

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

BatmanPoints: 1053 Last Day: +56


Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Mr Belvedere87th
Mr BelvederePoints: 1053 Last Day: +180

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Ponce de Leon88th
Ponce de LeonPoints: 1053 Last Day: +6

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

ETPoints: 1052 Last Day: +47

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

  Ramses II90th
Ramses IIPoints: 1051 Last Day: +102

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

John  Tyler91st
John TylerPoints: 1051 Last Day: -12

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

James Cook92nd
James CookPoints: 1050 Last Day: +26

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Clark  Griswold93rd
Clark GriswoldPoints: 1050 Last Day: +156

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Alex Trebek94th
Alex TrebekPoints: 1050 Last Day: +22

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

AlfPoints: 1049 Last Day: +63

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

HannibalPoints: 1049 Last Day: -16

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

The Id97th
The IdPoints: 1049 Last Day: -29

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

CincinnatusPoints: 1048 Last Day: +9

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Charles Darwin99th
Charles DarwinPoints: 1048 Last Day: -34

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Derek Jeter100th
Derek JeterPoints: 1044 Last Day: +69

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing