Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker