32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2