The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

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