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The Ranking: 51 - 100
Don Quixote51st
Don QuixotePoints: 1094 Last Day: +57

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

GalileoPoints: 1093 Last Day: -6

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Particle Man53rd
Particle ManPoints: 1093 Last Day: +44

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Frank Lloyd Wright54th
Frank Lloyd WrightPoints: 1093 Last Day: -34

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

HippocratesPoints: 1092 Last Day: -30

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

The Fool56th
The FoolPoints: 1092 Last Day: -24

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Marlon Brando57th
Marlon BrandoPoints: 1091 Last Day: +32

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Hernan Cortes58th
Hernan CortesPoints: 1091 Last Day: +36


Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Johnny Depp59th
Johnny DeppPoints: 1089 Last Day: +89

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

F Scott Fitzgerald60th
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1088 Last Day: -79


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Muhammad Ali61st
Muhammad AliPoints: 1084 Last Day: +2

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Vincent  van Gogh62nd
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1084 Last Day: +65

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Saint  Augustine63rd
Saint AugustinePoints: 1082 Last Day: -36

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Earl of Sandwich64th
Earl of SandwichPoints: 1082 Last Day: +76

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Captain John Smith65th
Captain John SmithPoints: 1082 Last Day: -29

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

GodPoints: 1081 Last Day: +35

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

SocratesPoints: 1081 Last Day: +7

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

TorquemadaPoints: 1081 Last Day: +90

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Cabeza de Vaca69th
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 1080 Last Day: +94

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

CaravaggioPoints: 1078 Last Day: +6

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Edward Jenner71st
Edward JennerPoints: 1078 Last Day: -4

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Mr. Toad72nd
Mr. ToadPoints: 1078 Last Day: -79

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Yo-Yo Ma73rd
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1077 Last Day: +14

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Gian Lorenzo Bernini74th
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 1072 Last Day: +43

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

QuetzalcoatlPoints: 1068 Last Day: +106

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Roy G. Biv76th
Roy G. BivPoints: 1066 Last Day: +98

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Louis Pasteur77th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1065 Last Day: -81


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

MichelangeloPoints: 1064 Last Day: -43

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Sun  Tzu79th
Sun TzuPoints: 1064 Last Day: +136

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Charles Darwin80th
Charles DarwinPoints: 1063 Last Day: -16

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Alexander the Great81st
Alexander the GreatPoints: 1063 Last Day: +37

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Robin  Hood82nd
Robin HoodPoints: 1063 Last Day: -35

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Thomas Jefferson83rd
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1063 Last Day: -66

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Baruch de Spinoza84th
Baruch de SpinozaPoints: 1063 Last Day: +58

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

AchillesPoints: 1062 Last Day: +16

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Vasco da Gama86th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 1062 Last Day: +19

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

The Elephant Man87th
The Elephant ManPoints: 1062 Last Day: -15

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Bill Clinton88th
Bill ClintonPoints: 1060 Last Day: +43

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Gerard  Depardieu89th
Gerard DepardieuPoints: 1060 Last Day: +2

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Andrew  Jackson90th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1059 Last Day: -19

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Lawrence of Arabia91st
Lawrence of ArabiaPoints: 1057 Last Day: +67

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

HerodotusPoints: 1057 Last Day: -50

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Vitruvian  Man93rd
Vitruvian ManPoints: 1057 Last Day: -25

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Harry Truman94th
Harry TrumanPoints: 1054 Last Day: +44

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Salvador Dali95th
Salvador DaliPoints: 1052 Last Day: +46


Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Spider-ManPoints: 1052 Last Day: -30

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Geoffrey  Chaucer97th
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1051 Last Day: -10

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

James Cook98th
James CookPoints: 1051 Last Day: +22

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Ulysses S. Grant99th
Ulysses S. GrantPoints: 1051 Last Day: -8

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Alexander Hamilton100th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1051 Last Day: +35

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr