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The Ranking: 301 - 324
Gotlieb  Mannstein301st
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 891 Last Day: -108

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Frederick  Douglass302nd
Frederick DouglassPoints: 889 Last Day: -44

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

David Foster Wallace303rd
David Foster WallacePoints: 889 Last Day: +15

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Charley  Horse304th
Charley HorsePoints: 887 Last Day: +56

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Clay  Manning305th
Clay ManningPoints: 887 Last Day: -18

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang306th
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 886 Last Day: -10

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Pope  Leo X307th
Pope Leo XPoints: 885 Last Day: +21

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Shaka Zulu308th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 885 Last Day: +16

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Big  Brother309th
Big BrotherPoints: 878 Last Day: -9

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

GoliathPoints: 869 Last Day: +114

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

John Cougar Mellencamp311st
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 868 Last Day: -56

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

FrankensteinPoints: 867 Last Day: -170

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Mao  Zedong313rd
Mao ZedongPoints: 865 Last Day: -9

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Lloyd  Braun314th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 863 Last Day: -13

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

MoleculoPoints: 862 Last Day: -77

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Lyndon B. Johnson316th
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 859 Last Day: -35

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Matt Nokes317th
Matt NokesPoints: 859 Last Day: -41

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Kurt Vonnegut318th
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 834 Last Day: -40

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Andy Van Slyke319th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 833 Last Day: -99

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Omar Sharif320th
Omar SharifPoints: 823 Last Day: -220

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Kublai  Khan321st
Kublai KhanPoints: 816 Last Day: -136

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

SkunkhaPoints: 812 Last Day: -99

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Ghost  Man323rd
Ghost ManPoints: 809 Last Day: -88

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 739 Last Day: -9

Turnpike Cryptid