Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan