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Thomas  Aquinas Sir Ernest Shackleton
The Ranking: 301 - 323
Attila the Hun301st
Attila the HunPoints: 878

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Preparation  H Raymond302nd
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 877

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

David Foster Wallace303rd
David Foster WallacePoints: 873

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Emilio  Estevez304th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 872

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Lewis  Mumford305th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 872

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

NeroPoints: 871

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Pontius  Pilate307th
Pontius PilatePoints: 869

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Omar Sharif308th
Omar SharifPoints: 868

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

  Dark Helmet309th
Dark HelmetPoints: 853

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

The  Artful  Dodger310th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 851

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

BigfootPoints: 845

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

The  Interrupter312nd
The InterrupterPoints: 843

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

William Henry Harrison313rd
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 831

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

DeathPoints: 830

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Millard  Fillmore315th
Millard FillmorePoints: 826

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

Father  Time316th
Father TimePoints: 826

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

AlfPoints: 820

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Buckminster  Fuller318th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 818

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Mr  Potato Head319th
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 810

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

FletchPoints: 808

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Derek Jeter321st
Derek JeterPoints: 806

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Jersey Devil322nd
Jersey DevilPoints: 766

Turnpike Cryptid



The  Invisible Man323rd
The Invisible ManPoints: 696

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later