American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan