'Cause he's my butler
Locale: Beaver Falls, PA
First name: Lynn
WWII German Field Marshal
Also known as: The Desert Fox
Crucial battle lost: Normandy
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
Modernist Architect
Writer, atheist, name changer
Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
A Horse is a Horse
Of course, of course
He's a friggin talking horse!
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
The Man with the Axe
Inspiration: Caesar Augustus
Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
Ancient Greek Javelin Champion
Record distance: 19.5 akainas
Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
Yankee Great
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Sakan King
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
Diminutive Scandinavian
Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball
Height: Roughly 4 ft.
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
King and Founder of the Persian Empire
Created the world's first human rights charter
Beard length: Moderate
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
Pope Responsible for the Great Schism
Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France
Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan