King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later