King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Soothing Late Night Character
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
American novelist, essayist
Secret Identity: Math Weenie
Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club
True surname: Sheen
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Fiery Roman Emperor
Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned
Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
Notable role: Dr. Zhivago
Sharif he don't like it
Lord of Spaceball One
Desired speed: Ludicrous
Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
Also known as: Sasquatch
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
9th U.S. President
Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!
Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
13th U.S. President
Last Whig President
Highlight: The Compromise of 1850
The Personification of Time
Profound similarities to Grim Reaper
Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature
Intergalactic flame: Rhonda
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
Shaves faster than any man
Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Has the refractive index of air
Invisibility now, Insanity later