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Shel  Silverstein Osiris
The Ranking: 301 - 324
FletchPoints: 882 Last Day: -50

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

MothmanPoints: 881 Last Day: -55

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

MoleculoPoints: 880 Last Day: -118

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Pol Pot304th
Pol PotPoints: 877 Last Day: -87

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Andy Van Slyke305th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 874 Last Day: -97

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

CharlemagnePoints: 870 Last Day: -67

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

  King of Diamonds307th
King of DiamondsPoints: 870 Last Day: -37

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

  Jones in the Fast Lane308th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 869 Last Day: -50

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Lewis  Mumford309th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 869 Last Day: -30

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

GoliathPoints: 862 Last Day: +3

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

  Cyrus the Great311st
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 859 Last Day: +34

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang312nd
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 858 Last Day: -45

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Adolf  Hitler313rd
Adolf HitlerPoints: 858 Last Day: -65

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

The FedEx Pope314th
The FedEx PopePoints: 858 Last Day: -139

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

James E. Carter  Jr.315th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 857 Last Day: -71

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Bartleby the Scrivener316th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 857 Last Day: -42

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Charley  Horse317th
Charley HorsePoints: 855 Last Day: -97

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

CaligulaPoints: 852 Last Day: -16

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

DumbwaiterPoints: 843 Last Day: -45

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Frederick  Douglass320th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 840 Last Day: -62

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Ghost  Man321st
Ghost ManPoints: 836 Last Day: -28

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Captain  Obvious322nd
Captain ObviousPoints: 834 Last Day: -107

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

  Dark Helmet323rd
Dark HelmetPoints: 815 Last Day: -62

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 753 Last Day: +29

Turnpike Cryptid