'Cause he's my butler
Locale: Beaver Falls, PA
First name: Lynn
Writer, atheist, name changer
Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
Enjoys: One good spliff
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Loyal Spanish Noble
Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese
Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
Pope Responsible for the Great Schism
Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France
Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar
Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball
Height: Roughly 4 ft.
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
39th U.S. President
Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.
The first American president born in a hospital.
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.