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James Madison Banacek
The Ranking: 301 - 324
Mr Belvedere301st
Mr BelvederePoints: 875 Last Day: -159

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

  Le Corbusier302nd
Le CorbusierPoints: 871 Last Day: -74

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Captain  Obvious303rd
Captain ObviousPoints: 870 Last Day: -25

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Burgermeister  Meisterburger304th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 868 Last Day: +12

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Charley  Horse305th
Charley HorsePoints: 867 Last Day: -30

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

The Marlboro Man306th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 864 Last Day: +47

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Pol Pot307th
Pol PotPoints: 864 Last Day: -53

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

The Pink  Panther308th
The Pink PantherPoints: 862 Last Day: -63

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang309th
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 861 Last Day: +13

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

  Bat Boy310th
Bat BoyPoints: 861 Last Day: -16

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

  Prince311st
PrincePoints: 855 Last Day: -21

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

The Artful Dodger312nd
The Artful DodgerPoints: 847 Last Day: -14

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

The  Interrupter313rd
The InterrupterPoints: 846 Last Day: -103

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Lewis  Mumford314th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 844 Last Day: -30

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Guzman  el Bueno315th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 842 Last Day: +19

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Saddam Hussein316th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 841 Last Day: -85

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Pope  Clement V317th
Pope Clement VPoints: 840 Last Day: -169

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

  Dorf318th
DorfPoints: 836 Last Day: -40

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Pope  Leo X319th
Pope Leo XPoints: 836 Last Day: -56

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

James E. Carter  Jr.320th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 834 Last Day: -64

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Rudolf  Crushman III321st
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 831 Last Day: -30

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Robert  Mugabe322nd
Robert MugabePoints: 828 Last Day: -155

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Bartleby the Scrivener323rd
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 826 Last Day: -133

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 722 Last Day: -16

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan