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The Ranking: 301 - 324
Matt Nokes301st
Matt NokesPoints: 885 Last Day: -34

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

AugustusPoints: 884 Last Day: -165

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

The Wandering Jew303rd
The Wandering JewPoints: 883 Last Day: -17

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

The FedEx Pope304th
The FedEx PopePoints: 881 Last Day: +39

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Andy Van Slyke305th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 880 Last Day: -42

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Bartleby the Scrivener306th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 878 Last Day: +34

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Old King Cole307th
Old King ColePoints: 876 Last Day: -75

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Ghost  Man308th
Ghost ManPoints: 874 Last Day: -10

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

John Cougar Mellencamp309th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 871 Last Day: +9

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

CaligulaPoints: 865 Last Day: -82

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Admiral Ackbar311st
Admiral AckbarPoints: 864 Last Day: -70

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Pope  Leo X312nd
Pope Leo XPoints: 859 Last Day: +48

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

  Dark Helmet313rd
Dark HelmetPoints: 857 Last Day: -87

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Rip  Van Winkle314th
Rip Van WinklePoints: 855 Last Day: -92

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang315th
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 852 Last Day: -42

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

ChupacabraPoints: 852 Last Day: -77

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Guzman  el Bueno317th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 851 Last Day: -71

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Big  Brother318th
Big BrotherPoints: 843 Last Day: -59

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Keith Hernandez319th
Keith HernandezPoints: 837 Last Day: -54

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Clay  Manning320th
Clay ManningPoints: 827 Last Day: -96

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

  King of Diamonds321st
King of DiamondsPoints: 826 Last Day: +6

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Jersey Devil322nd
Jersey DevilPoints: 818 Last Day: +67

Turnpike Cryptid



  Cyrus the Great323rd
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 761 Last Day: -71

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Frederick  Douglass324th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 726 Last Day: -109

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance