'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan