Investigative Reporter
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
West Virginian Cryptid
Friends: None
Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
Pittsburgh Pirates Legend
Gold Gloves: 5
Bat Type: Alka Seltzer
King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Wives: 5
The Man with the Axe
Inspiration: Caesar Augustus
Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens
Average Joe
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
King and Founder of the Persian Empire
Created the world's first human rights charter
Beard length: Moderate
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
Late Night's Least Popular Character
Naps in state
Whereabouts: Unknown
39th U.S. President
Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.
The first American president born in a hospital.
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
Master of the Basepaths
Never takes the extra bag
Currently on 1st and 2nd
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
Lord of Spaceball One
Desired speed: Ludicrous
Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan