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The Ranking: 301 - 324
Benedict  Arnold301st
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 878 Last Day: -95

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

The  Interrupter302nd
The InterrupterPoints: 878 Last Day: +22

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

JawsPoints: 877 Last Day: -73

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

DeathPoints: 876 Last Day: +7

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Derek Jeter305th
Derek JeterPoints: 876 Last Day: -77

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

TorquemadaPoints: 876 Last Day: -112

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

SkunkhaPoints: 873 Last Day: -92

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Robert  Mugabe308th
Robert MugabePoints: 872 Last Day: +86

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Humpty  Dumpty309th
Humpty DumptyPoints: 867 Last Day: -126

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

DumbwaiterPoints: 863 Last Day: -20

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

HamletPoints: 858 Last Day: -81

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk312nd
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkPoints: 857 Last Day: -138

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Mr Belvedere313rd
Mr BelvederePoints: 855 Last Day: -48

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

HangmanPoints: 855 Last Day: -170

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

FabioPoints: 853 Last Day: -153

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Pope  Leo X316th
Pope Leo XPoints: 847 Last Day: -12

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Rip  Van Winkle317th
Rip Van WinklePoints: 844 Last Day: -8

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Preparation H Raymond318th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 843 Last Day: -77

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

  Jones in the Fast Lane319th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 841 Last Day: -66

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

CaligulaPoints: 835 Last Day: -78

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

The Artful Dodger321st
The Artful DodgerPoints: 832 Last Day: -80

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Jersey Devil322nd
Jersey DevilPoints: 822 Last Day: -7

Turnpike Cryptid



The Wandering Jew323rd
The Wandering JewPoints: 810 Last Day: -156

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Shaka Zulu324th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 807 Last Day: -155

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"