'Cause he's my butler
Locale: Beaver Falls, PA
First name: Lynn
Modernist Architect
Writer, atheist, name changer
Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
Cancerous Character
Enjoys: One good spliff
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Loyal Spanish Noble
Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese
Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station
Deposed Despot
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
Pope Responsible for the Great Schism
Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France
Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar
Diminutive Scandinavian
Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball
Height: Roughly 4 ft.
Reformation-Era Pope
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
39th U.S. President
Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.
The first American president born in a hospital.
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan