Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan