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Piet  Mondrian Hercules
The Ranking: 301 - 324
The Masturbating Bear301st
The Masturbating BearPoints: 881 Last Day: -61

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Erwin Rommel302nd
Erwin RommelPoints: 880 Last Day: -85

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Pablo  Neruda303rd
Pablo NerudaPoints: 878 Last Day: -100

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Pontius  Pilate304th
Pontius PilatePoints: 876 Last Day: -15

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

ChupacabraPoints: 871 Last Day: +28

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

George  Orwell306th
George OrwellPoints: 870 Last Day: -51

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Adolf  Hitler307th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 867 Last Day: -59

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

MoleculoPoints: 867 Last Day: -40

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Ghost  Man309th
Ghost ManPoints: 862 Last Day: -46

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Robert  Mugabe310th
Robert MugabePoints: 858 Last Day: -7

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Benedict  Arnold311st
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 857 Last Day: -73

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

FrankensteinPoints: 857 Last Day: -97

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Guzman  el Bueno313rd
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 856 Last Day: -37

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Burgermeister  Meisterburger314th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 851 Last Day: -26

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Vlad The Impaler315th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 850 Last Day: -11

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Charley  Horse316th
Charley HorsePoints: 848 Last Day: -4

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

  Jones in the Fast Lane317th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 846 Last Day: -10

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang318th
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 844 Last Day: +101

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

The  Interrupter319th
The InterrupterPoints: 841 Last Day: +9

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

JawsPoints: 838 Last Day: -179

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

DumbwaiterPoints: 833 Last Day: -64

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Jersey Devil322nd
Jersey DevilPoints: 815 Last Day: -37

Turnpike Cryptid



  Bat Boy323rd
Bat BoyPoints: 812 Last Day: -118

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

GoliathPoints: 685 Last Day: -97

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around