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The Ranking: 301 - 324
  Mothman301st
MothmanPoints: 881 Last Day: +19

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Frederick  Douglass302nd
Frederick DouglassPoints: 880 Last Day: -18

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

  Cyrus the Great303rd
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 879 Last Day: -26

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Matt Nokes304th
Matt NokesPoints: 875 Last Day: -13

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Robert  Mugabe305th
Robert MugabePoints: 871 Last Day: -44

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Adolf  Hitler306th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 870 Last Day: +19

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Pol Pot307th
Pol PotPoints: 869 Last Day: -84

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

  Bat Boy308th
Bat BoyPoints: 866 Last Day: -7

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

James E. Carter  Jr.309th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 865 Last Day: -61

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

  Jeterius310th
JeteriusPoints: 864 Last Day: -16

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

  Prince311st
PrincePoints: 863 Last Day: -28

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Moctezuma312nd
MoctezumaPoints: 862 Last Day: -17

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Captain  Obvious313rd
Captain ObviousPoints: 862 Last Day: -41

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Omar Sharif314th
Omar SharifPoints: 862 Last Day: -124

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Clay  Manning315th
Clay ManningPoints: 860 Last Day: -41

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Torquemada316th
TorquemadaPoints: 854 Last Day: -46

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

The Artful Dodger317th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 851 Last Day: -47

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Big  Brother318th
Big BrotherPoints: 849 Last Day: -73

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

  Dumbwaiter319th
DumbwaiterPoints: 847 Last Day: +10

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

The Wandering Jew320th
The Wandering JewPoints: 829 Last Day: +17

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

The FedEx Pope321st
The FedEx PopePoints: 822 Last Day: -96

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

  Dorf322nd
DorfPoints: 812 Last Day: -114

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

  Frankenstein323rd
FrankensteinPoints: 802 Last Day: -123

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 725 Last Day: -91

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan