'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan