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The Ranking: 301 - 324
Ghost  Man301st
Ghost ManPoints: 883 Last Day: -34

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

FletchPoints: 882 Last Day: -51

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

MothmanPoints: 880 Last Day: -54

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Attila the Hun304th
Attila the HunPoints: 879 Last Day: -39

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

  Bat Boy305th
Bat BoyPoints: 876 Last Day: -53

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Pope  Clement V306th
Pope Clement VPoints: 875 Last Day: -33

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Father  Time307th
Father TimePoints: 873 Last Day: -120

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Guzman  el Bueno308th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 872 Last Day: +86

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

The Masturbating Bear309th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 869 Last Day: -78

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Mao  Zedong310th
Mao ZedongPoints: 868 Last Day: -20

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Pontius  Pilate311st
Pontius PilatePoints: 867 Last Day: -60

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Clay  Manning312nd
Clay ManningPoints: 865 Last Day: +14

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

GoliathPoints: 863 Last Day: -81

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

NeroPoints: 863 Last Day: -43

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Adolf  Hitler315th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 855 Last Day: -8

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

FrankensteinPoints: 853 Last Day: -43

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Charley  Horse317th
Charley HorsePoints: 850 Last Day: -110

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Erwin Rommel318th
Erwin RommelPoints: 847 Last Day: -125

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

John Cougar Mellencamp319th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 845 Last Day: -70

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

The Artful Dodger320th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 844 Last Day: +31

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Friedrich Nietzsche321st
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 837 Last Day: -104

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Emilio  Estevez322nd
Emilio EstevezPoints: 831 Last Day: -57

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Robert  Mugabe323rd
Robert MugabePoints: 825 Last Day: -29

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 807 Last Day: +11

Turnpike Cryptid