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301st
Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
Dislikes: Oranges
302nd
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
303rd
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
304th
6th UN Secretary General
Nationality: Egyptian
English translation: Peter Peter Ghali
305th
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
306th
Soothing Late Night Character
Ooooooooooooooooo!
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
307th
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
308th
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
309th
Mythical Heckler
Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus
Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation
310th
Fictional Schoolmaster
Horse name: Gunpowder
Frightened by: Headless Horseman
311st
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
312nd
Reformation-Era Pope
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
313rd
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
314th
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
315th
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
316th
36th U.S. President
Became President after Kennedy was assassinated
2 words: Viet Nam
317th
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
318th
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
319th
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
320th
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
321st
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
322nd
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan
323rd
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
324th
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?