Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance