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The Ranking: 301 - 324
Kurt Vonnegut301st
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 888 Last Day: -64

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Big  Brother302nd
Big BrotherPoints: 882 Last Day: -14

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Kool-Aid  Man303rd
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 879 Last Day: -150

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

  Dumbwaiter304th
DumbwaiterPoints: 878 Last Day: -5

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Captain  Obvious305th
Captain ObviousPoints: 878 Last Day: -26

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Clay  Manning306th
Clay ManningPoints: 876 Last Day: -13

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Enrico Palazzo307th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 876 Last Day: -38

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

The Pink  Panther308th
The Pink PantherPoints: 874 Last Day: -59

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

  Le Corbusier309th
Le CorbusierPoints: 873 Last Day: -70

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

  Jeterius310th
JeteriusPoints: 871 Last Day: -15

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Charley  Horse311st
Charley HorsePoints: 870 Last Day: -31

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Robert  Mugabe312nd
Robert MugabePoints: 868 Last Day: +9

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Buckminster  Fuller313rd
Buckminster FullerPoints: 865 Last Day: +12

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

  Fletch314th
FletchPoints: 859 Last Day: -90

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

  Mothman315th
MothmanPoints: 855 Last Day: -74

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Rudolf  Crushman III316th
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 852 Last Day: -110

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

  Caligula317th
CaligulaPoints: 845 Last Day: -7

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Guzman  el Bueno318th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 834 Last Day: -68

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Gotlieb  Mannstein319th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 834 Last Day: -266

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Vlad The Impaler320th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 833 Last Day: +89

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

  Jaws321st
JawsPoints: 826 Last Day: -40

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Lewis  Mumford322nd
Lewis MumfordPoints: 826 Last Day: -150

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

  Bat Boy323rd
Bat BoyPoints: 778 Last Day: -114

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 735 Last Day: -3

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan