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The Ranking: 301 - 324
Rudolf  Crushman III301st
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 883 Last Day: -148

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Lewis  Mumford302nd
Lewis MumfordPoints: 883 Last Day: -27

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Mao  Zedong303rd
Mao ZedongPoints: 883 Last Day: +17

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Clay  Manning304th
Clay ManningPoints: 877 Last Day: -23

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

  Dorf305th
DorfPoints: 876 Last Day: -65

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Frederick  Douglass306th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 874 Last Day: -60

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

  Chupacabra307th
ChupacabraPoints: 871 Last Day: -31

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Manuel Noriega308th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 867 Last Day: +29

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Adolf  Hitler309th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 862 Last Day: -5

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

  Dark Helmet310th
Dark HelmetPoints: 860 Last Day: +103

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Charlemagne311st
CharlemagnePoints: 859 Last Day: -106

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Lyndon B. Johnson312nd
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 859 Last Day: -7

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Mr Belvedere313rd
Mr BelvederePoints: 858 Last Day: -86

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Bartleby the Scrivener314th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 857 Last Day: -65

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Nero315th
NeroPoints: 855 Last Day: -124

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Benedict  Arnold316th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 854 Last Day: -67

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

  Bat Boy317th
Bat BoyPoints: 848 Last Day: -107

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

  Jones in the Fast Lane318th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 848 Last Day: -34

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Pope  Clement V319th
Pope Clement VPoints: 846 Last Day: -94

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

  Caligula320th
CaligulaPoints: 835 Last Day: -70

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Java  Man321st
Java ManPoints: 823 Last Day: -55

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

  Frankenstein322nd
FrankensteinPoints: 808 Last Day: -37

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Shaka Zulu323rd
Shaka ZuluPoints: 760 Last Day: -148

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Jersey Devil324th
Jersey DevilPoints: 746 Last Day: -44

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan