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301st
Ancient Greek Javelin Champion
Record distance: 19.5 akainas
Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls
302nd
The Man with the Axe
Inspiration: Caesar Augustus
Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens
303rd
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
304th
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
305th
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
306th
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
307th
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
308th
Diminutive Scandinavian
Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball
Height: Roughly 4 ft.
309th
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
310th
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
311st
Reformation-Era Pope
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
312nd
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
313rd
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
314th
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
315th
Early '90s Yankees Catcher
Career span: 10 seasons
Middle name: Dodge
316th
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
317th
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
318th
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan
319th
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
320th
Controversial Essayist
Work in question: The Satanic Verses
Alias: Sal Bass
321st
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
322nd
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
323rd
King and Founder of the Persian Empire
Created the world's first human rights charter
Beard length: Moderate
324th
West Virginian Cryptid
Friends: None
Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee