Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
Yankee Great
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Spanish Inquisitor
Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions
Dark secret: Jewish ancestry
Sakan King
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
Fictional Egg Man
Sat on a wall
Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
Prince of Denmark
Bad habit: Regicide
A bit touched in the head
Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey
Westernized the nation
Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season
'Cause he's my butler
Locale: Beaver Falls, PA
First name: Lynn
Condemned Game Character
Pleads for: E or U
Prognosis: F_CK_D
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Reformation-Era Pope
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
Apathetic New York Farmer
Slept for 20 years
Hometown: Small village in the Catskills
Soothing Late Night Character
Ooooooooooooooooo!
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
Average Joe
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan
Mythical Heckler
Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus
Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"