Austrian Archaeologist
Discoverer of the Man Scrolls
Really digs this website
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
American novelist, essayist
Considers: Lobsters
Secret Identity: Math Weenie
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother
Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Major: Philosophy
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
Reformation-Era Pope
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
Omnipresent Observer
Freedom is Slavery
Coming to a White House near you
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
Dr. Frankenstein's Monster
Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time
In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual
Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976
Fashion victim
What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
36th U.S. President
Became President after Kennedy was assassinated
2 words: Viet Nam
Early '90s Yankees Catcher
Career span: 10 seasons
Middle name: Dodge
American Author
Man without a country
So it goes.
Pittsburgh Pirates Legend
Gold Gloves: 5
Bat Type: Alka Seltzer
Egyptian Actor
Notable role: Dr. Zhivago
Sharif he don't like it
Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China
Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis
Palace: Extravagent
Sakan King
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
Master of the Basepaths
Never takes the extra bag
Currently on 1st and 2nd
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan