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301st
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
302nd
WWII German Field Marshal
Also known as: The Desert Fox
Crucial battle lost: Normandy
303rd
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
304th
Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
305th
Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid
Diet: Goats, assorted livestock
Doesn't get out as much as he should
306th
Essayist, Author
Author of 1984 and Animal Farm
Soldier in the Spanish Civil War
307th
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
308th
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
309th
Master of the Basepaths
Never takes the extra bag
Currently on 1st and 2nd
310th
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
311st
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
312nd
Dr. Frankenstein's Monster
Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time
In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual
313rd
Loyal Spanish Noble
Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese
Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station
314th
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
315th
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
316th
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
317th
Average Joe
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
318th
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
319th
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
320th
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
321st
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
322nd
Turnpike Cryptid
Farsighted
Vegan
323rd
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
324th
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around