Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
6th UN Secretary General
English translation: Peter Peter Ghali
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Soothing Late Night Character
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus
Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation
Horse name: Gunpowder
Frightened by: Headless Horseman
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
Fraulein: Eva Braun
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
36th U.S. President
Became President after Kennedy was assassinated
2 words: Viet Nam
The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?