Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Turnpike Cryptid

Farsighted

Vegan

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate