Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer