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The Ranking: 251 - 300
JawsPoints: 939 Last Day: -8

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

John  Jay252nd
John JayPoints: 939 Last Day: -59

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Sun  Tzu253rd
Sun TzuPoints: 935 Last Day: +27

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Roy G. Biv254th
Roy G. BivPoints: 932 Last Day: -34

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

JeteriusPoints: 932 Last Day: +41

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Don Mattingly256th
Don MattinglyPoints: 932 Last Day: -49

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Pol Pot257th
Pol PotPoints: 932 Last Day: -10

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Big  Brother258th
Big BrotherPoints: 929 Last Day: -2

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Lewis  Mumford259th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 929 Last Day: +99

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Salman Rushdie260th
Salman RushdiePoints: 928 Last Day: +47

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Pontius  Pilate261st
Pontius PilatePoints: 927 Last Day: -11

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

RomulusPoints: 926 Last Day: -37

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

NeroPoints: 925 Last Day: -47

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Petr Prucha264th
Petr PruchaPoints: 924 Last Day: -25

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

MothmanPoints: 923 Last Day: +198

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

CaligulaPoints: 922 Last Day: +3

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Ghost  Man267th
Ghost ManPoints: 921 Last Day: -35

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Gerard  Depardieu268th
Gerard DepardieuPoints: 920 Last Day: -112

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

The Marlboro Man269th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 920 Last Day: -30

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

FletchPoints: 919 Last Day: +70

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

DorfPoints: 918 Last Day: +36

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

The FedEx Pope272nd
The FedEx PopePoints: 918 Last Day: +10

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Buckminster  Fuller273rd
Buckminster FullerPoints: 917 Last Day: -76

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Charley  Horse274th
Charley HorsePoints: 916 Last Day: -18

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Attila the Hun275th
Attila the HunPoints: 912 Last Day: -19

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

GoliathPoints: 911 Last Day: -49

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

The Pink  Panther277th
The Pink PantherPoints: 911 Last Day: -29

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Johnny Appleseed278th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 910 Last Day: -57

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

QuetzalcoatlPoints: 908 Last Day: -73

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

  Dark Helmet280th
Dark HelmetPoints: 906 Last Day: -46

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Mr Belvedere281st
Mr BelvederePoints: 905 Last Day: +13

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

  King of Diamonds282nd
King of DiamondsPoints: 899 Last Day: +49

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Vlad The Impaler283rd
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 898 Last Day: -52

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Andy Van Slyke284th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 897 Last Day: -15

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

  Jones in the Fast Lane285th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 896 Last Day: +44

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Java  Man286th
Java ManPoints: 894 Last Day: -5

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Clay  Manning287th
Clay ManningPoints: 894 Last Day: -38

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Kurt Vonnegut288th
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 894 Last Day: -35

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

DeathPoints: 893 Last Day: -19

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Emilio  Estevez290th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 893 Last Day: +46

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Boss Tweed291st
Boss TweedPoints: 893 Last Day: +20

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Ichabod Crane292nd
Ichabod CranePoints: 891 Last Day: -53

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Robert  Mugabe293rd
Robert MugabePoints: 891 Last Day: +31

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

FrankensteinPoints: 890 Last Day: -45

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

SkunkhaPoints: 889 Last Day: -64

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Bartleby the Scrivener296th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 887 Last Day: -9

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Pope  Clement V297th
Pope Clement VPoints: 885 Last Day: -36

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Earl of Sandwich298th
Earl of SandwichPoints: 883 Last Day: -122

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

  Cyrus the Great299th
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 882 Last Day: -19

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

ChupacabraPoints: 881 Last Day: -140

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should