Arcade Game Character
Dislikes: Apparitions
Clearly malnourished
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
Tammany Hall Proprietor
Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement
Estimated amount stolen: $200 million
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
Controversial Essayist
Work in question: The Satanic Verses
Alias: Sal Bass
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
Ancient Greek Javelin Champion
Record distance: 19.5 akainas
Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls
Fictional 70's Detective
Relies on: Polish proverbs
Seasons: 4
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator
Model of virtue and simplicity
Fasces in one hand, plow in the other
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
36th U.S. President
Became President after Kennedy was assassinated
2 words: Viet Nam
Mythical Ape-Man
Also known as: Sasquatch
Cousin: Yetti
Former Panamanian General
Propped up by: CIA
Imprisoned in: Miami, FL
Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey
Westernized the nation
Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season
Omnipresent Observer
Freedom is Slavery
Coming to a White House near you
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
Fiery Roman Emperor
Dynasty: Julio-Claudian
Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned
Troublemaker
Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson
Cartoon forefather of mischief
Egyptian Actor
Notable role: Dr. Zhivago
Sharif he don't like it
Steals Hamburgers
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
Early '90s Yankees Catcher
Career span: 10 seasons
Middle name: Dodge
Age of Empires Unit
Nationality: British
Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold
Soothing Late Night Character
Ooooooooooooooooo!
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
Dr. Frankenstein's Monster
Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time
In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual
Mythical Heckler
Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus
Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation
American Author
Man without a country
So it goes.
Average Joe
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
Enlightenment Philosopher
Didn't do anything of note till age 40
His ideas are Rousseau hot right now
It's a trap!
Race: Mon Calamari
Force: Rebel Alliance
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Gordon Bombay
Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club
True surname: Sheen
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
Cancerous Character
Enjoys: One good spliff
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Clairvoyant World Cup Star
AKA: El Pulpo Paul
Record: 8-0
American novelist, essayist
Considers: Lobsters
Secret Identity: Math Weenie
Modernist Architect
Writer, atheist, name changer
Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Reputation: Subjective
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
'Cause he's my butler
Locale: Beaver Falls, PA
First name: Lynn
Investigative Reporter
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
Pithecanthropus Erectus
Discoverer: Eugene Dubois
Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth