Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth