Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge