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The Ranking: 251 - 300
  Socrates251st
SocratesPoints: 938 Last Day: -124

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Oliver Cromwell252nd
Oliver CromwellPoints: 937 Last Day: -35

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

  Lucretius253rd
LucretiusPoints: 937 Last Day: -97

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Paul  the Octopus254th
Paul the OctopusPoints: 935 Last Day: +50

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

The  Invisible Man255th
The Invisible ManPoints: 934 Last Day: -6

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

David Foster Wallace256th
David Foster WallacePoints: 934 Last Day: +27

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Hamlet257th
HamletPoints: 933 Last Day: +11

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Petr Prucha258th
Petr PruchaPoints: 932 Last Day: +3

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Enrico Palazzo259th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 931 Last Day: +39

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Hans Moleman260th
Hans MolemanPoints: 930 Last Day: -49

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

  Jaws261st
JawsPoints: 928 Last Day: -63

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

The Pink  Panther262nd
The Pink PantherPoints: 928 Last Day: +48

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Omar Sharif263rd
Omar SharifPoints: 928 Last Day: +37

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Lewis  Mumford264th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 926 Last Day: -7

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

  Bat Boy265th
Bat BoyPoints: 925 Last Day: +0

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

  Frankenstein266th
FrankensteinPoints: 924 Last Day: -21

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

The  Hamburglar267th
The HamburglarPoints: 924 Last Day: -38

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

  Dark Helmet268th
Dark HelmetPoints: 923 Last Day: -36

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

  Moby-Dick269th
Moby-DickPoints: 923 Last Day: -24

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Roy G. Biv270th
Roy G. BivPoints: 922 Last Day: +3

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Big  Brother271st
Big BrotherPoints: 920 Last Day: +24

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Derek Jeter272nd
Derek JeterPoints: 920 Last Day: +33

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

  Prince273rd
PrincePoints: 920 Last Day: -3

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Lloyd  Braun274th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 919 Last Day: -2

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Nero275th
NeroPoints: 918 Last Day: -7

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

George  Orwell276th
George OrwellPoints: 918 Last Day: +50

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

  Ra277th
RaPoints: 916 Last Day: -8

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

Bernie  Kosar278th
Bernie KosarPoints: 914 Last Day: -16

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

  Chupacabra279th
ChupacabraPoints: 913 Last Day: +34

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

John Cougar Mellencamp280th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 913 Last Day: +25

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

  King of Diamonds281st
King of DiamondsPoints: 910 Last Day: +27

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Benedict  Arnold282nd
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 909 Last Day: -10

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Bartleby the Scrivener283rd
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 908 Last Day: -59

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Pope  Leo X284th
Pope Leo XPoints: 907 Last Day: -10

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Frederick  Douglass285th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 906 Last Day: +64

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

  Mothman286th
MothmanPoints: 906 Last Day: +28

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Little  Caesar287th
Little CaesarPoints: 905 Last Day: -138

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Matt Nokes288th
Matt NokesPoints: 905 Last Day: -26

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

  Jones in the Fast Lane289th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 903 Last Day: +62

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

  Dumbwaiter290th
DumbwaiterPoints: 902 Last Day: -48

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang291st
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 896 Last Day: -25

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Jeffrey Lebowski292nd
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 895 Last Day: -105

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Clay  Manning293rd
Clay ManningPoints: 895 Last Day: -33

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Mr Belvedere294th
Mr BelvederePoints: 894 Last Day: +8

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

James E. Carter  Jr.295th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 893 Last Day: -60

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Robert  Mugabe296th
Robert MugabePoints: 892 Last Day: -68

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Rip  Van Winkle297th
Rip Van WinklePoints: 892 Last Day: -45

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Captain  Obvious298th
Captain ObviousPoints: 891 Last Day: +10

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Shaka Zulu299th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 891 Last Day: +33

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Preparation H Raymond300th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 890 Last Day: -13

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!