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The Ranking: 251 - 300
Dennis  the Menace251st
Dennis the MenacePoints: 944 Last Day: -30

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Lloyd  Braun252nd
Lloyd BraunPoints: 943 Last Day: +89

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

  Goliath253rd
GoliathPoints: 943 Last Day: +65

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Boss Tweed254th
Boss TweedPoints: 942 Last Day: +10

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Fat  Guy255th
Fat GuyPoints: 938 Last Day: -5

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Bartleby the Scrivener256th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 938 Last Day: +66

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

  Romulus257th
RomulusPoints: 937 Last Day: -32

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Pope  Clement V258th
Pope Clement VPoints: 936 Last Day: +31

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Keith Hernandez259th
Keith HernandezPoints: 936 Last Day: -9

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

  Moleculo260th
MoleculoPoints: 936 Last Day: +39

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Colonel  Mustard261st
Colonel MustardPoints: 934 Last Day: -8

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

The Masturbating Bear262nd
The Masturbating BearPoints: 933 Last Day: +91

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Emilio  Estevez263rd
Emilio EstevezPoints: 932 Last Day: +54

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Pablo  Neruda264th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 932 Last Day: -51

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Gian Lorenzo Bernini265th
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 931 Last Day: -157

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

John Cougar Mellencamp266th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 931 Last Day: -60

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Nero267th
NeroPoints: 929 Last Day: +81

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer268th
Unfrozen Caveman LawyerPoints: 926 Last Day: -30

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Salman Rushdie269th
Salman RushdiePoints: 926 Last Day: +14

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Hamlet270th
HamletPoints: 925 Last Day: -47

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Adolf  Hitler271st
Adolf HitlerPoints: 925 Last Day: +30

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

  Jeterius272nd
JeteriusPoints: 924 Last Day: +27

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Omar Sharif273rd
Omar SharifPoints: 924 Last Day: -6

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

The Artful Dodger274th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 922 Last Day: -19

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Elite Longbowman275th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 922 Last Day: -3

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Captain  Obvious276th
Captain ObviousPoints: 921 Last Day: -16

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Kurt Vonnegut277th
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 919 Last Day: -90

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Frederick  Douglass278th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 918 Last Day: +74

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Big  Brother279th
Big BrotherPoints: 916 Last Day: +20

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

The  Interrupter280th
The InterrupterPoints: 916 Last Day: +37

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

  Jones in the Fast Lane281st
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 913 Last Day: -1

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

  Mothman282nd
MothmanPoints: 913 Last Day: +37

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Enrico Palazzo283rd
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 912 Last Day: -9

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Area Man284th
Area ManPoints: 910 Last Day: -51

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Ghost  Man285th
Ghost ManPoints: 910 Last Day: +48

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Pope  Leo X286th
Pope Leo XPoints: 903 Last Day: +59

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

  Skunkha287th
SkunkhaPoints: 902 Last Day: +18

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Von Hayes288th
Von HayesPoints: 900 Last Day: -3

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Andy Van Slyke289th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 897 Last Day: -24

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

  Death290th
DeathPoints: 896 Last Day: -45

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Oliver Cromwell291st
Oliver CromwellPoints: 894 Last Day: -59

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Lyndon B. Johnson292nd
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 894 Last Day: -40

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

The Pink  Panther293rd
The Pink PantherPoints: 894 Last Day: +17

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Saddam Hussein294th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 893 Last Day: -40

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Kool-Aid  Man295th
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 888 Last Day: -137

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Pontius  Pilate296th
Pontius PilatePoints: 888 Last Day: -16

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Attila the Hun297th
Attila the HunPoints: 887 Last Day: -29

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

  Fletch298th
FletchPoints: 886 Last Day: -91

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Robert  Mugabe299th
Robert MugabePoints: 884 Last Day: +11

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

  Cyrus the Great300th
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 883 Last Day: +7

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate