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The Ranking: 251 - 300
The Wandering Jew251st
The Wandering JewPoints: 944 Last Day: -62

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Boss Tweed252nd
Boss TweedPoints: 942 Last Day: -71

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man253rd
Stay-Puft Marshmallow ManPoints: 940 Last Day: +10

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

Johnny Appleseed254th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 938 Last Day: -36

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Sitting Bull255th
Sitting BullPoints: 934 Last Day: -46

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Preparation H Raymond256th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 933 Last Day: +57

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

  Fletch257th
FletchPoints: 932 Last Day: -17

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Pope  Clement V258th
Pope Clement VPoints: 930 Last Day: +38

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

  King of Diamonds259th
King of DiamondsPoints: 930 Last Day: +26

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

  Dark Helmet260th
Dark HelmetPoints: 929 Last Day: +56

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Robin  Hood261st
Robin HoodPoints: 928 Last Day: -117

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Clay  Manning262nd
Clay ManningPoints: 928 Last Day: +53

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

  Romulus263rd
RomulusPoints: 928 Last Day: +8

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Robert H Goddard264th
Robert H GoddardPoints: 927 Last Day: -112

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

General Tso265th
General TsoPoints: 927 Last Day: -26

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Manuel Noriega266th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 926 Last Day: +119

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Bartleby the Scrivener267th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 926 Last Day: +16

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

  Fabio268th
FabioPoints: 925 Last Day: +15

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Nero269th
NeroPoints: 923 Last Day: -130

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Confucius270th
ConfuciusPoints: 922 Last Day: -62

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

  Skunkha271st
SkunkhaPoints: 922 Last Day: +10

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Kurt Vonnegut272nd
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 920 Last Day: -38

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Mr Belvedere273rd
Mr BelvederePoints: 918 Last Day: -8

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

  Moby-Dick274th
Moby-DickPoints: 917 Last Day: -55

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Abominable  Snow Monster275th
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 915 Last Day: -79

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Erwin Rommel276th
Erwin RommelPoints: 914 Last Day: +14

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

  Le Corbusier277th
Le CorbusierPoints: 913 Last Day: -65

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Andy Van Slyke278th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 911 Last Day: -127

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

James E. Carter  Jr.279th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 910 Last Day: +12

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Shel  Silverstein280th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 910 Last Day: -96

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Ichabod Crane281st
Ichabod CranePoints: 909 Last Day: -124

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Rudolf  Crushman III282nd
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 908 Last Day: +8

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

  Jaws283rd
JawsPoints: 907 Last Day: +22

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Genghis Khan284th
Genghis KhanPoints: 907 Last Day: -34

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Kublai  Khan285th
Kublai KhanPoints: 906 Last Day: -67

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Petr Prucha286th
Petr PruchaPoints: 905 Last Day: -80

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

The  Invisible Man287th
The Invisible ManPoints: 902 Last Day: -79

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

The Masturbating Bear288th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 901 Last Day: -8

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Big  Brother289th
Big BrotherPoints: 901 Last Day: +19

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Ghost  Man290th
Ghost ManPoints: 901 Last Day: -21

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

  Jones in the Fast Lane291st
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 900 Last Day: -1

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

The Marlboro Man292nd
The Marlboro ManPoints: 898 Last Day: +11

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

  Jeterius293rd
JeteriusPoints: 897 Last Day: +34

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Little  Caesar294th
Little CaesarPoints: 896 Last Day: -133

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

The FedEx Pope295th
The FedEx PopePoints: 896 Last Day: -47

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Java  Man296th
Java ManPoints: 895 Last Day: +12

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Mao  Zedong297th
Mao ZedongPoints: 895 Last Day: +44

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

  Dumbwaiter298th
DumbwaiterPoints: 888 Last Day: -23

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

  Frankenstein299th
FrankensteinPoints: 887 Last Day: -49

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Matt Nokes300th
Matt NokesPoints: 886 Last Day: -18

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge