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The Ranking: 251 - 300
Von Hayes251st
Von HayesPoints: 935 Last Day: +25

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Count  von Count252nd
Count von CountPoints: 934 Last Day: -49

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Paul  the Octopus253rd
Paul the OctopusPoints: 933 Last Day: +16

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

JeteriusPoints: 932 Last Day: -10

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Johnny Appleseed255th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 931 Last Day: -10

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

SkunkhaPoints: 931 Last Day: +64

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Father  Time257th
Father TimePoints: 931 Last Day: -49

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

BigfootPoints: 930 Last Day: -14

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

HamletPoints: 928 Last Day: -33

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

CharlemagnePoints: 926 Last Day: -64

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

MoleculoPoints: 925 Last Day: +5

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Pablo  Neruda262nd
Pablo NerudaPoints: 925 Last Day: -30

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

GoliathPoints: 921 Last Day: +9

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Benedict  Arnold264th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 920 Last Day: -2

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Genghis Khan265th
Genghis KhanPoints: 920 Last Day: -39

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Captain  Obvious266th
Captain ObviousPoints: 920 Last Day: -48

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Moby-DickPoints: 919 Last Day: -80

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

The Artful Dodger268th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 915 Last Day: -24

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Lloyd  Braun269th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 914 Last Day: +15

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Ambrose Everett Burnside270th
Ambrose Everett BurnsidePoints: 911 Last Day: -7

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

RaPoints: 911 Last Day: -55

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

Petr Prucha272nd
Petr PruchaPoints: 909 Last Day: -132

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Charley  Horse273rd
Charley HorsePoints: 908 Last Day: -88

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Saddam Hussein274th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 908 Last Day: -5

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Friedrich Nietzsche275th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 908 Last Day: -22

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Dick  Fosbury276th
Dick FosburyPoints: 905 Last Day: -163

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

DorfPoints: 903 Last Day: +59

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

The  Invisible Man278th
The Invisible ManPoints: 903 Last Day: -37

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

The Pink  Panther279th
The Pink PantherPoints: 902 Last Day: +24

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Pol Pot280th
Pol PotPoints: 901 Last Day: -90

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

The Wandering Jew281st
The Wandering JewPoints: 900 Last Day: -11

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

FletchPoints: 899 Last Day: +4

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

JawsPoints: 899 Last Day: -107

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Lewis  Mumford284th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 899 Last Day: -73

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Enrico Palazzo285th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 899 Last Day: -57

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Mao  Zedong286th
Mao ZedongPoints: 898 Last Day: -4

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

  Jones in the Fast Lane287th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 897 Last Day: +54

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Matt Nokes288th
Matt NokesPoints: 897 Last Day: -44

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Buckminster  Fuller289th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 895 Last Day: -46

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

CaligulaPoints: 894 Last Day: -60

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

PrincePoints: 894 Last Day: -58

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Glenn  Frey292nd
Glenn FreyPoints: 893 Last Day: -116

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

FabioPoints: 892 Last Day: -23

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Old King Cole294th
Old King ColePoints: 892 Last Day: -60

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Attila the Hun295th
Attila the HunPoints: 888 Last Day: +26

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Adolf  Hitler296th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 885 Last Day: -94

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Vlad The Impaler297th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 885 Last Day: -37

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

The  Interrupter298th
The InterrupterPoints: 883 Last Day: -37

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Manuel Noriega299th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 882 Last Day: -77

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Rudolf  Crushman III300th
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 881 Last Day: +1

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali