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The Ranking: 251 - 300
The Masturbating Bear251st
The Masturbating BearPoints: 939 Last Day: -7

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Oliver Cromwell252nd
Oliver CromwellPoints: 939 Last Day: +9

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

FletchPoints: 939 Last Day: -9

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Area Man254th
Area ManPoints: 938 Last Day: -17

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

  Bat Boy255th
Bat BoyPoints: 937 Last Day: +55

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Saddam Hussein256th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 937 Last Day: +14

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

NeroPoints: 936 Last Day: +39

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Jeffrey Lebowski258th
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 935 Last Day: -75

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang259th
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 933 Last Day: +51

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

RaPoints: 933 Last Day: -70

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau261st
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 933 Last Day: -60

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Matt Nokes262nd
Matt NokesPoints: 932 Last Day: +35

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

AchillesPoints: 931 Last Day: +5

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

The  Interrupter264th
The InterrupterPoints: 931 Last Day: -29

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Bertie Wooster265th
Bertie WoosterPoints: 930 Last Day: -137

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Particle Man266th
Particle ManPoints: 929 Last Day: +49

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Robert H Goddard267th
Robert H GoddardPoints: 928 Last Day: -59


First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Keith Hernandez268th
Keith HernandezPoints: 928 Last Day: -106

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Elite Longbowman269th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 928 Last Day: +9

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Pontius  Pilate270th
Pontius PilatePoints: 928 Last Day: +171

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

GoliathPoints: 927 Last Day: +31

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Fat  Guy272nd
Fat GuyPoints: 927 Last Day: -93

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Lloyd  Braun273rd
Lloyd BraunPoints: 926 Last Day: -25

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

James E. Carter  Jr.274th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 925 Last Day: +51

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

CincinnatusPoints: 925 Last Day: -97

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Omar Sharif276th
Omar SharifPoints: 924 Last Day: +25

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

  Jones in the Fast Lane277th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 923 Last Day: -45

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Old King Cole278th
Old King ColePoints: 923 Last Day: -31

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

The Marlboro Man279th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 922 Last Day: +1

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Captain  Obvious280th
Captain ObviousPoints: 921 Last Day: +65

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

DeathPoints: 920 Last Day: -60

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

DumbwaiterPoints: 919 Last Day: +105

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Burgermeister  Meisterburger283rd
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 919 Last Day: -9

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Mr.  Ed284th
Mr. EdPoints: 918 Last Day: -105

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Enrico Palazzo285th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 915 Last Day: -14

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Rudolf  Crushman III286th
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 914 Last Day: +3

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Lyndon B. Johnson287th
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 914 Last Day: +53

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

The Artful Dodger288th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 913 Last Day: -8

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Shaka Zulu289th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 913 Last Day: +30

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Hans Moleman290th
Hans MolemanPoints: 910 Last Day: -44

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Rip  Van Winkle291st
Rip Van WinklePoints: 910 Last Day: -70

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Vlad The Impaler292nd
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 909 Last Day: -5

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

  Cyrus the Great293rd
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 906 Last Day: -23

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Martin  Van Buren294th
Martin Van BurenPoints: 905 Last Day: -140

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

DorfPoints: 901 Last Day: -5

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

The Wandering Jew296th
The Wandering JewPoints: 901 Last Day: -16

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Mr Belvedere297th
Mr BelvederePoints: 900 Last Day: -23

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Pope  Leo X298th
Pope Leo XPoints: 900 Last Day: +37

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

FrankensteinPoints: 899 Last Day: -23

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Java  Man300th
Java ManPoints: 898 Last Day: -28

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth