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Soothing Late Night Character
Ooooooooooooooooo!
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
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Inanimate apparatus of ease
Fleet-footed food ferryer
Possibly bipolar
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Troublemaker
Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson
Cartoon forefather of mischief
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Mr. Baseball
Position: Catcher
Location: Jusssssst a bit outside
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Portuguese Navigator
Route chartered: Europe to India
Craft: Sao Gabriel
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Anthropomorphic Steam Engine
Resides: Island of Sodor
Seasons: 10
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9th U.S. President
Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!
Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe
258th
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
259th
Reformation-Era Pope
Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther
A man of many schisms
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Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
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Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
262nd
Investigative Reporter
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
263rd
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
264th
Late Night's Least Popular Character
Naps in state
Whereabouts: Unknown
265th
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
266th
Poet & Prophet
White college kids inspired: 235,711
February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981
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Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
268th
The Sun God
Deity status: Omnipotent
Later merged with: Amun
269th
Bernie Bernie
Ohhh yeah, how you can throw
We gotta go: Super Bowl
270th
The Dude Abides
Sometimes there's a man...
Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks
271st
Master of the Basepaths
Never takes the extra bag
Currently on 1st and 2nd
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Early '90s Yankees Catcher
Career span: 10 seasons
Middle name: Dodge
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The Magical Car
Key abilities: Flight, floatation
Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria
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39th U.S. President
Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.
The first American president born in a hospital.
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Deposed Despot
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
276th
Sakan King
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
277th
The Man with the Axe
Inspiration: Caesar Augustus
Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens
278th
Lord Protector of England
Reign: 1653-1658
Government: Commonwealth
279th
American Author
Man without a country
So it goes.
280th
Malkovich Malkovich
Malkovich: Malkovich
Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?
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Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China
Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis
Palace: Extravagent
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Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
283rd
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
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Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
285th
Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac
Resides: Sesame Street
When he's alone, he counts himself.
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Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
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American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
288th
Apathetic New York Farmer
Slept for 20 years
Hometown: Small village in the Catskills
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39th Vice President of the United States
Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington
High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion
290th
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
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Former Panamanian General
Propped up by: CIA
Imprisoned in: Miami, FL
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King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Wives: 5
293rd
King and Founder of the Persian Empire
Created the world's first human rights charter
Beard length: Moderate
294th
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
295th
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
296th
Lord of Spaceball One
Desired speed: Ludicrous
Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5
297th
Omnipresent Observer
Freedom is Slavery
Coming to a White House near you
298th
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
299th
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
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Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team