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The Ranking: 251 - 300
CharlemagnePoints: 938 Last Day: -16

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Robert  Mugabe252nd
Robert MugabePoints: 938 Last Day: +67

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

OperamanPoints: 936 Last Day: -3

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

TorquemadaPoints: 936 Last Day: -54

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

George  Orwell255th
George OrwellPoints: 934 Last Day: -4

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Salman Rushdie256th
Salman RushdiePoints: 932 Last Day: -66

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Omar Sharif257th
Omar SharifPoints: 932 Last Day: +50

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Lloyd  Braun258th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 930 Last Day: -10

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Robert H Goddard259th
Robert H GoddardPoints: 930 Last Day: -132


First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

  Dark Helmet260th
Dark HelmetPoints: 929 Last Day: +93

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

HamletPoints: 929 Last Day: -40

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Admiral Ackbar262nd
Admiral AckbarPoints: 926 Last Day: +30

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Rudolf  Crushman III263rd
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 926 Last Day: +50

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Pol Pot264th
Pol PotPoints: 925 Last Day: -11

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Mr.  Ed265th
Mr. EdPoints: 924 Last Day: -56

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Kublai  Khan266th
Kublai KhanPoints: 924 Last Day: +11

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Derek Jeter267th
Derek JeterPoints: 923 Last Day: +20

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Guzman  el Bueno268th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 921 Last Day: +33

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Saddam Hussein269th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 920 Last Day: +59

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

HammurabiPoints: 919 Last Day: -183

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Kurt Vonnegut271st
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 917 Last Day: -56

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Elite Longbowman272nd
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 916 Last Day: +17

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Rip  Van Winkle273rd
Rip Van WinklePoints: 916 Last Day: -18

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

The  Interrupter274th
The InterrupterPoints: 915 Last Day: +8

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Little  Caesar275th
Little CaesarPoints: 914 Last Day: -96

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

James E. Carter  Jr.276th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 907 Last Day: +13

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Jeffrey Lebowski277th
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 905 Last Day: -102

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

  Cyrus the Great278th
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 904 Last Day: +9

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Adolf  Hitler279th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 904 Last Day: +11

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Lewis  Mumford280th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 904 Last Day: +14

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Pontius  Pilate281st
Pontius PilatePoints: 904 Last Day: +59

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Preparation H Raymond282nd
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 904 Last Day: +11

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Buckminster  Fuller283rd
Buckminster FullerPoints: 900 Last Day: +34

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Pac  Man284th
Pac ManPoints: 899 Last Day: -117

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Attila the Hun285th
Attila the HunPoints: 895 Last Day: +48

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

The FedEx Pope286th
The FedEx PopePoints: 895 Last Day: -19

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

RomulusPoints: 894 Last Day: -115

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Pope  Clement V288th
Pope Clement VPoints: 893 Last Day: -12

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Genghis Khan289th
Genghis KhanPoints: 888 Last Day: -59

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

  Bat Boy290th
Bat BoyPoints: 885 Last Day: +46

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

  Le Corbusier291st
Le CorbusierPoints: 883 Last Day: +31

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

The Artful Dodger292nd
The Artful DodgerPoints: 882 Last Day: -60

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man293rd
Stay-Puft Marshmallow ManPoints: 881 Last Day: -117

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

The Pink  Panther294th
The Pink PantherPoints: 880 Last Day: -57

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Shaka Zulu295th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 880 Last Day: -132

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Benedict  Arnold296th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 879 Last Day: +49

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

DeathPoints: 879 Last Day: +28

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

JawsPoints: 879 Last Day: -8

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Pablo  Neruda299th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 878 Last Day: -14

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

The Masturbating Bear300th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 877 Last Day: -47

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance