King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance