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  Manicles Ulysses S. Grant
The Ranking: 251 - 300
Jean-Jacques  Rousseau251st
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 933 Last Day: -56

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man252nd
Stay-Puft Marshmallow ManPoints: 931 Last Day: -75

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

MoctezumaPoints: 931 Last Day: -52

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Enrico Palazzo254th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 931 Last Day: -61

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Roy G. Biv255th
Roy G. BivPoints: 930 Last Day: +62

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Admiral Ackbar256th
Admiral AckbarPoints: 928 Last Day: -42

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Keith Hernandez257th
Keith HernandezPoints: 928 Last Day: -2

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Jeffrey Lebowski258th
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 927 Last Day: -27

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

FabioPoints: 925 Last Day: +6

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

MothmanPoints: 925 Last Day: -2

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

JawsPoints: 924 Last Day: -12

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Bartleby the Scrivener262nd
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 924 Last Day: -1

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Big  Brother263rd
Big BrotherPoints: 922 Last Day: +62

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Boss Tweed264th
Boss TweedPoints: 921 Last Day: +33

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Burgermeister  Meisterburger265th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 920 Last Day: +44

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

James E. Carter  Jr.266th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 918 Last Day: -10

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Humpty  Dumpty267th
Humpty DumptyPoints: 917 Last Day: -37

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Attila the Hun268th
Attila the HunPoints: 917 Last Day: +16

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Area Man269th
Area ManPoints: 917 Last Day: +17

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

QuetzalcoatlPoints: 917 Last Day: -57

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Rip  Van Winkle271st
Rip Van WinklePoints: 916 Last Day: -56

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

BanacekPoints: 915 Last Day: +36

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

  Dark Helmet273rd
Dark HelmetPoints: 914 Last Day: -42

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Manuel Noriega274th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 914 Last Day: -31

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Pol Pot275th
Pol PotPoints: 914 Last Day: -78

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

DorfPoints: 913 Last Day: +28

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Barry Manilow277th
Barry ManilowPoints: 912 Last Day: -80

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Oliver Cromwell278th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 910 Last Day: -15

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

The Masturbating Bear279th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 909 Last Day: -43

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Lewis  Mumford280th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 905 Last Day: -24

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

HamletPoints: 904 Last Day: -33

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

PrincePoints: 904 Last Day: -23

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

DumbwaiterPoints: 902 Last Day: -8

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Captain  Obvious284th
Captain ObviousPoints: 902 Last Day: -63

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Hernando de Soto285th
Hernando de SotoPoints: 902 Last Day: -77

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

ChupacabraPoints: 901 Last Day: +14

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Dennis  the Menace287th
Dennis the MenacePoints: 900 Last Day: -94


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

The  Invisible Man288th
The Invisible ManPoints: 898 Last Day: -94

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

DeathPoints: 897 Last Day: +4

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Moby-DickPoints: 897 Last Day: -85

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

The Pink  Panther291st
The Pink PantherPoints: 896 Last Day: -65

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

  King of Diamonds292nd
King of DiamondsPoints: 893 Last Day: +36

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

John Cougar Mellencamp293rd
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 893 Last Day: -39

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Shaka Zulu294th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 892 Last Day: +17

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

  Cyrus the Great295th
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 890 Last Day: -26

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Pontius  Pilate296th
Pontius PilatePoints: 890 Last Day: -41

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

David Foster Wallace297th
David Foster WallacePoints: 890 Last Day: -21

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

  Jones in the Fast Lane298th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 887 Last Day: -24

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Buckminster  Fuller299th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 886 Last Day: -65

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Lyndon B. Johnson300th
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 883 Last Day: +26

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam