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The Ranking: 251 - 300
Preparation H Raymond251st
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 938 Last Day: +22

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

DumbwaiterPoints: 937 Last Day: +76

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Dennis  the Menace253rd
Dennis the MenacePoints: 937 Last Day: -9


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Bob Uecker254th
Bob UeckerPoints: 937 Last Day: -115

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Vasco da Gama255th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 935 Last Day: -123

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Thomas the Tank Engine256th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 935 Last Day: +6

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

William Henry Harrison257th
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 934 Last Day: -135

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

John Cougar Mellencamp258th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 932 Last Day: +16

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Pope  Leo X259th
Pope Leo XPoints: 931 Last Day: +31

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

The Masturbating Bear260th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 929 Last Day: -67

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Pontius  Pilate261st
Pontius PilatePoints: 926 Last Day: +56

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

FletchPoints: 925 Last Day: +19

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Robert  Mugabe263rd
Robert MugabePoints: 925 Last Day: -7

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

The FedEx Pope264th
The FedEx PopePoints: 924 Last Day: -19

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

JawsPoints: 923 Last Day: +24

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Bob Marley266th
Bob MarleyPoints: 923 Last Day: -21

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

DeathPoints: 922 Last Day: -28

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

RaPoints: 922 Last Day: -42

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

Bernie  Kosar269th
Bernie KosarPoints: 918 Last Day: +4

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Jeffrey Lebowski270th
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 916 Last Day: -14

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Ghost  Man271st
Ghost ManPoints: 916 Last Day: +94

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Matt Nokes272nd
Matt NokesPoints: 916 Last Day: +61

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang273rd
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 914 Last Day: +28

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

James E. Carter  Jr.274th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 913 Last Day: -45

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Saddam Hussein275th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 913 Last Day: +0

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

SkunkhaPoints: 913 Last Day: +36

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

  King of Diamonds277th
King of DiamondsPoints: 910 Last Day: +14

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Oliver Cromwell278th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 909 Last Day: -32

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Kurt Vonnegut279th
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 908 Last Day: -31

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

John  Malkovich280th
John MalkovichPoints: 904 Last Day: -19

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Kublai  Khan281st
Kublai KhanPoints: 903 Last Day: -23

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Buckminster  Fuller282nd
Buckminster FullerPoints: 902 Last Day: +31

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Charley  Horse283rd
Charley HorsePoints: 902 Last Day: -61

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Pol Pot284th
Pol PotPoints: 900 Last Day: +68

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Count  von Count285th
Count von CountPoints: 900 Last Day: -82

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Benedict  Arnold286th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 897 Last Day: -24

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Lewis  Mumford287th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 897 Last Day: -13

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Rip  Van Winkle288th
Rip Van WinklePoints: 897 Last Day: -74

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Spiro  Agnew289th
Spiro AgnewPoints: 896 Last Day: -139

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

The  Interrupter290th
The InterrupterPoints: 896 Last Day: +31

That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?

Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?

He's the...absolute worst?

Manuel Noriega291st
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 896 Last Day: +58

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

CharlemagnePoints: 893 Last Day: -72

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

  Cyrus the Great293rd
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 892 Last Day: +24

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Vlad The Impaler294th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 890 Last Day: +44

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

FabioPoints: 889 Last Day: -58

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

  Dark Helmet296th
Dark HelmetPoints: 888 Last Day: +131

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Big  Brother297th
Big BrotherPoints: 887 Last Day: +107

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

GoliathPoints: 885 Last Day: +49

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Burgermeister  Meisterburger299th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 883 Last Day: -3

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

  Bat Boy300th
Bat BoyPoints: 882 Last Day: -73

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team