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The Ranking: 251 - 300
Preparation H Raymond251st
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 943 Last Day: +1

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Salvador Dali252nd
Salvador DaliPoints: 942 Last Day: -129


Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

The Wandering Jew253rd
The Wandering JewPoints: 941 Last Day: +63

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Piet  Mondrian254th
Piet MondrianPoints: 941 Last Day: -55

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

CaligulaPoints: 939 Last Day: +59

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Buckminster  Fuller256th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 938 Last Day: +93

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

PrincePoints: 938 Last Day: -23

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Erwin Rommel258th
Erwin RommelPoints: 938 Last Day: -31

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Barry Manilow259th
Barry ManilowPoints: 936 Last Day: -7

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Elite Longbowman260th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 934 Last Day: -70

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang261st
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 932 Last Day: +62

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Moby-DickPoints: 932 Last Day: -62

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Rip  Van Winkle263rd
Rip Van WinklePoints: 932 Last Day: +91

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Leif Erikson264th
Leif EriksonPoints: 930 Last Day: -180

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Pope  Clement V265th
Pope Clement VPoints: 929 Last Day: +49

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Derek Jeter266th
Derek JeterPoints: 929 Last Day: -97

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Java  Man267th
Java ManPoints: 929 Last Day: -7

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Mr Met268th
Mr MetPoints: 929 Last Day: -32

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Mr  Peanut269th
Mr PeanutPoints: 929 Last Day: -115

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

CharlemagnePoints: 928 Last Day: -30

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Oliver Cromwell271st
Oliver CromwellPoints: 927 Last Day: -39

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Guzman  el Bueno272nd
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 925 Last Day: -13

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

JeteriusPoints: 925 Last Day: +38

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Shel  Silverstein274th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 925 Last Day: -57

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

James E. Carter  Jr.275th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 924 Last Day: +68

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Shaka Zulu276th
Shaka ZuluPoints: 924 Last Day: +68

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Captain  Obvious277th
Captain ObviousPoints: 923 Last Day: +36

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Helmut  Kohl278th
Helmut KohlPoints: 922 Last Day: -75

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Von Hayes279th
Von HayesPoints: 919 Last Day: -14

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

  Jones in the Fast Lane280th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 916 Last Day: -9

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

John Cougar Mellencamp281st
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 915 Last Day: -3

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Pol Pot282nd
Pol PotPoints: 913 Last Day: -47

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

HamletPoints: 912 Last Day: -18

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Manuel Noriega284th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 911 Last Day: +16

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Saddam Hussein285th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 910 Last Day: +4

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Johnny Appleseed286th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 909 Last Day: -68

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

The FedEx Pope287th
The FedEx PopePoints: 908 Last Day: -27

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

DorfPoints: 907 Last Day: +71

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Robert  Mugabe289th
Robert MugabePoints: 905 Last Day: -31

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Adolf  Hitler290th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 900 Last Day: -66

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

  King of Diamonds291st
King of DiamondsPoints: 900 Last Day: +2

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Andy Van Slyke292nd
Andy Van SlykePoints: 900 Last Day: -17

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Burgermeister  Meisterburger293rd
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 899 Last Day: -13

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Emilio  Estevez294th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 898 Last Day: -8

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Vlad The Impaler295th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 893 Last Day: +14

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Charley  Horse296th
Charley HorsePoints: 889 Last Day: +43

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

Pontius  Pilate297th
Pontius PilatePoints: 889 Last Day: -11

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Benedict  Arnold298th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 887 Last Day: -60

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

ChupacabraPoints: 887 Last Day: -7

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

DumbwaiterPoints: 886 Last Day: -10

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar