1980's Phillies Star
Once traded for: Julio Franco
Middle name: Francis
Resides: Sesame Street
When he's alone, he counts himself.
Clairvoyant World Cup Star
AKA: El Pulpo Paul
Ancient Greek Javelin Champion
Record distance: 19.5 akainas
Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls
Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
The Personification of Time
Profound similarities to Grim Reaper
Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature
Also known as: Sasquatch
Prince of Denmark
Bad habit: Regicide
A bit touched in the head
King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
Great White Whale
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
A metaphor for life, man
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.
Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.
Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.
The Sun God
Deity status: Omnipotent
Later merged with: Amun
Rookie goals: 30
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
God is dead.
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball
Height: Roughly 4 ft.
Has the refractive index of air
Invisibility now, Insanity later
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus
Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"
Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976
What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
Early '90s Yankees Catcher
Career span: 10 seasons
Middle name: Dodge
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
The H. is O.
Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice
You eat like that.
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Merry Old Soul
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Fraulein: Eva Braun
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
Former Panamanian General
Propped up by: CIA
Imprisoned in: Miami, FL
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali