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Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Lewis  Mumford
The Ranking: 251 - 300
Pac  Man251st
Pac ManPoints: 935 Last Day: -73

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Friedrich Nietzsche252nd
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 935 Last Day: -54

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Boss Tweed253rd
Boss TweedPoints: 935 Last Day: -17

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Vlad The Impaler254th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 934 Last Day: +12

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

John Cougar Mellencamp255th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 933 Last Day: +43

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Salman Rushdie256th
Salman RushdiePoints: 932 Last Day: +13

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

DeathPoints: 931 Last Day: -4

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

JeteriusPoints: 931 Last Day: +66

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

BanacekPoints: 929 Last Day: -29

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Pablo  Neruda260th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 927 Last Day: +21

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

CincinnatusPoints: 926 Last Day: -48

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Shaka Zulu262nd
Shaka ZuluPoints: 924 Last Day: -29

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Lyndon B. Johnson263rd
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 923 Last Day: +119

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

BigfootPoints: 922 Last Day: -72

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Manuel Noriega265th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 922 Last Day: -18

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk266th
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkPoints: 921 Last Day: -28

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Big  Brother267th
Big BrotherPoints: 921 Last Day: +16

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

The Pink  Panther268th
The Pink PantherPoints: 921 Last Day: +10

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

DumbwaiterPoints: 920 Last Day: +123

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

GoliathPoints: 918 Last Day: +133

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

NeroPoints: 915 Last Day: -6

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Dennis  the Menace272nd
Dennis the MenacePoints: 915 Last Day: -62


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Omar Sharif273rd
Omar SharifPoints: 914 Last Day: +11

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

The  Hamburglar274th
The HamburglarPoints: 913 Last Day: -71

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Genghis Khan275th
Genghis KhanPoints: 912 Last Day: -53

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Matt Nokes276th
Matt NokesPoints: 912 Last Day: +42

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Elite Longbowman277th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 911 Last Day: -46

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Preparation H Raymond278th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 911 Last Day: -3

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

  Bat Boy279th
Bat BoyPoints: 908 Last Day: +16

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

FrankensteinPoints: 907 Last Day: +1

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

The Wandering Jew281st
The Wandering JewPoints: 907 Last Day: -32

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Kurt Vonnegut282nd
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 907 Last Day: -43

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

  Jones in the Fast Lane283rd
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 904 Last Day: +16

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau284th
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 904 Last Day: -89

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Admiral Ackbar285th
Admiral AckbarPoints: 903 Last Day: +46

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

JawsPoints: 902 Last Day: +0

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Emilio  Estevez287th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 901 Last Day: -24

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Benedict  Arnold288th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 900 Last Day: +21

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Buckminster  Fuller289th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 898 Last Day: -34

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

The Marlboro Man290th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 898 Last Day: +81

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Paul  the Octopus291st
Paul the OctopusPoints: 898 Last Day: -62

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

David Foster Wallace292nd
David Foster WallacePoints: 898 Last Day: -67

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

  Le Corbusier293rd
Le CorbusierPoints: 896 Last Day: -17

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Burgermeister  Meisterburger294th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 896 Last Day: +50

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Adolf  Hitler295th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 895 Last Day: +2

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Attila the Hun296th
Attila the HunPoints: 895 Last Day: -11

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

PrincePoints: 892 Last Day: +5

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Mr Belvedere298th
Mr BelvederePoints: 890 Last Day: -106

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

FletchPoints: 889 Last Day: +4

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Java  Man300th
Java ManPoints: 888 Last Day: +18

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth