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The Ranking: 251 - 300
Shaka Zulu251st
Shaka ZuluPoints: 937

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Meriweather Lewis252nd
Meriweather LewisPoints: 935

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Bartleby the Scrivener253rd
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 935

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Yukon  Cornelius254th
Yukon CorneliusPoints: 934

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Moby-DickPoints: 934

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Erwin Rommel256th
Erwin RommelPoints: 934

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Frederick  Douglass257th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 933

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

GoliathPoints: 933

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

BigfootPoints: 931

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Shel  Silverstein260th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 931

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

  Bat Boy261st
Bat BoyPoints: 930

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Java  Man262nd
Java ManPoints: 930

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Manuel Noriega263rd
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 929

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Mr Belvedere264th
Mr BelvederePoints: 928

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Andy Van Slyke265th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 928

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Paul  the Octopus266th
Paul the OctopusPoints: 928

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Area Man267th
Area ManPoints: 927

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Rudolf  Crushman III268th
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 925

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

DorfPoints: 925

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Clay  Manning270th
Clay ManningPoints: 925

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

BarbaroPoints: 924

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Pope  Clement V272nd
Pope Clement VPoints: 923

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Boss Tweed273rd
Boss TweedPoints: 923

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Guzman  el Bueno274th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 922

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Emilio  Estevez275th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 920

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Vlad The Impaler276th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 920

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

John Cougar Mellencamp277th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 920

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

ChupacabraPoints: 914

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

  Cyrus the Great279th
Cyrus the GreatPoints: 914

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Saddam Hussein280th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 912

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Robert  Mugabe281st
Robert MugabePoints: 911

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

The Pink  Panther282nd
The Pink PantherPoints: 911

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

NeroPoints: 910

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Friedrich Nietzsche284th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 910

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Pontius  Pilate285th
Pontius PilatePoints: 907

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

ManiclesPoints: 906

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Preparation  H Raymond287th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 906

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Attila the Hun288th
Attila the HunPoints: 903

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Lloyd  Braun289th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 900

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Mao  Zedong290th
Mao ZedongPoints: 899

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

FrankensteinPoints: 898

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang292nd
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 897

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Adolf  Hitler293rd
Adolf HitlerPoints: 897

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Benedict  Arnold294th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 891

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

CaligulaPoints: 891

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Captain  Obvious296th
Captain ObviousPoints: 889

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

Lewis  Mumford297th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 888

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

SkunkhaPoints: 887

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

  Dark Helmet299th
Dark HelmetPoints: 886

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

PrincePoints: 886

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.