Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Master of the Self-Evident

Quick to point out something you probably knew

Works for most corporations

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.