Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Ancient Greek Javelin Champion

Record distance: 19.5 akainas

Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

3rd Roman Emperor

Nickname translation: Little Boots

Once appointed his horse to the Senate

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus

Will strike your calf without remorse

First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

King and Founder of the Persian Empire

Created the world's first human rights charter

Beard length: Moderate

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should