King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Wives: 5
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
Renowned Opera Singer
Expresses the plight of the common operaman
Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo
Spanish Inquisitor
Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions
Dark secret: Jewish ancestry
Essayist, Author
Author of 1984 and Animal Farm
Soldier in the Spanish Civil War
Controversial Essayist
Work in question: The Satanic Verses
Alias: Sal Bass
Egyptian Actor
Notable role: Dr. Zhivago
Sharif he don't like it
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
Rocketman
First launch: March 16, 1926
Patents: 214
Lord of Spaceball One
Desired speed: Ludicrous
Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5
Prince of Denmark
Bad habit: Regicide
A bit touched in the head
It's a trap!
Race: Mon Calamari
Force: Rebel Alliance
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
A Horse is a Horse
Of course, of course
He's a friggin talking horse!
Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China
Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis
Palace: Extravagent
Yankee Great
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Loyal Spanish Noble
Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese
Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station
Deposed Despot
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
Babylonian King
Penal codes: 1
Babylon, Mesopotamia
American Author
Man without a country
So it goes.
Age of Empires Unit
Nationality: British
Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold
Apathetic New York Farmer
Slept for 20 years
Hometown: Small village in the Catskills
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear
Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal
Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section
39th U.S. President
Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.
The first American president born in a hospital.
The Dude Abides
Sometimes there's a man...
Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks
King and Founder of the Persian Empire
Created the world's first human rights charter
Beard length: Moderate
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
Soothing Late Night Character
Ooooooooooooooooo!
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
Arcade Game Character
Dislikes: Apparitions
Clearly malnourished
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Reputation: Subjective
Late Night's Least Popular Character
Naps in state
Whereabouts: Unknown
Mythical Founder of Rome
Sustenance: She-wolf succoring
Overshadowed: Remus
Pope Responsible for the Great Schism
Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France
Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
Modernist Architect
Writer, atheist, name changer
Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
Just popped in there
Summoned by: Gozer
Size: 12 stories
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance