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251st
1980's Phillies Star
Once traded for: Julio Franco
Middle name: Francis
252nd
Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac
Resides: Sesame Street
When he's alone, he counts himself.
253rd
Clairvoyant World Cup Star
AKA: El Pulpo Paul
Record: 8-0
254th
Ancient Greek Javelin Champion
Record distance: 19.5 akainas
Subject of Manicles' Man Scrolls
255th
Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
Dislikes: Oranges
256th
Sakan King
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
257th
The Personification of Time
Profound similarities to Grim Reaper
Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature
258th
Mythical Ape-Man
Also known as: Sasquatch
Cousin: Yetti
259th
Prince of Denmark
Bad habit: Regicide
A bit touched in the head
260th
King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Wives: 5
261st
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
262nd
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
263rd
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
264th
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
265th
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
266th
Master of the Self-Evident
Quick to point out something you probably knew
Works for most corporations
267th
Great White Whale
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
A metaphor for life, man
268th
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
269th
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
270th
Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.
Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.
Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.
271st
The Sun God
Deity status: Omnipotent
Later merged with: Amun
272nd
Ice-bound Waterbug
Rookie goals: 30
Nationality: Czech
273rd
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
274th
Deposed Despot
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
275th
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
276th
Renowned Highjumper
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
277th
Diminutive Scandinavian
Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball
Height: Roughly 4 ft.
278th
Fictional Scientist
Has the refractive index of air
Invisibility now, Insanity later
279th
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
280th
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
281st
Mythical Heckler
Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus
Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation
282nd
Investigative Reporter
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
283rd
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
284th
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
285th
"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"
Stat: Generic
Location: mancrush.com
286th
Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976
Fashion victim
What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...
287th
Average Joe
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
288th
Early '90s Yankees Catcher
Career span: 10 seasons
Middle name: Dodge
289th
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
290th
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
291st
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
292nd
The H. is O.
Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice
You eat like that.
293rd
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
294th
Merry Old Soul
Fiddlers: 3
Requested: Pipe,Bowl
295th
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Reputation: Subjective
296th
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
297th
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
298th
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
299th
Former Panamanian General
Propped up by: CIA
Imprisoned in: Miami, FL
300th
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali