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251st
Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator
Model of virtue and simplicity
Fasces in one hand, plow in the other
252nd
Donnie Baseball
New York, NY
253rd
Fictional Fibber
Desire: Real boyhood
Manhandler: Gepetto
254th
Award Winning French Actor
Favorite actor of Fidel Castro
Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask
255th
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
256th
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
257th
Slow-witted Yeti
AKA: Bumble
Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth
258th
36th U.S. President
Became President after Kennedy was assassinated
2 words: Viet Nam
259th
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
260th
Apathetic New York Farmer
Slept for 20 years
Hometown: Small village in the Catskills
261st
Prominent Aztec Deity
Name essence: Bird Serpent
Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes
262nd
Heady Metropolitans Mascot
Age: 43
Sexual preference: Ambiguous
263rd
Enlightenment Philosopher
Didn't do anything of note till age 40
His ideas are Rousseau hot right now
264th
Zulu Nation Leader
Major battle: Gqokli Hill
Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"
265th
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
266th
Master of the Basepaths
Never takes the extra bag
Currently on 1st and 2nd
267th
Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage
Location: The Granite State
R.I.P. May 3, 2003
268th
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
269th
Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China
Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis
Palace: Extravagent
270th
Muscle-Cramping Equus ferus
Will strike your calf without remorse
First victim: Earth-bearing Atlas
271st
Investigative Reporter
Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar
I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich
272nd
The Personification of Time
Profound similarities to Grim Reaper
Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature
273rd
Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
274th
Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)
Began ruling in his early 20s
Born a lad, became a mummy
275th
Deposed Despot
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
276th
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
277th
Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid
Diet: Goats, assorted livestock
Doesn't get out as much as he should
278th
Fictional Schoolmaster
Horse name: Gunpowder
Frightened by: Headless Horseman
279th
American Politician
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton
280th
Loyal Spanish Noble
Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese
Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station
281st
Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey
Westernized the nation
Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season
282nd
Lord of Spaceball One
Desired speed: Ludicrous
Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5
283rd
"I was saying boo-urns"
Age: 31
Good Moleman to you.
284th
That...weird guy from Conan O'Brien's show?
Not that...jackass who interrupts all the time?
He's the...absolute worst?
285th
Cancerous Character
Enjoys: One good spliff
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
286th
President of Zimbabwe
Beacon of incompetency
When things get funny, print more money
287th
Sakan King
Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers
Defeated by Persian King Darius I
288th
Lord Protector of England
Reign: 1653-1658
Government: Commonwealth
289th
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
290th
King and Founder of the Persian Empire
Created the world's first human rights charter
Beard length: Moderate
291st
Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976
Fashion victim
What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...
292nd
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
293rd
3rd Roman Emperor
Nickname translation: Little Boots
Once appointed his horse to the Senate
294th
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
295th
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
296th
American novelist, essayist
Considers: Lobsters
Secret Identity: Math Weenie
297th
Tammany Hall Proprietor
Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement
Estimated amount stolen: $200 million
298th
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
299th
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
300th
Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother
Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Major: Philosophy