Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis