Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey
Westernized the nation
Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season
Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame
Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow
Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike
Mancrush.com Special Correspondent
Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture
Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"
Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother
Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Major: Philosophy
Astronomer
Theory: Heliocentricity
Drank from: The vessel that stank
Rocketman
First launch: March 16, 1926
Patents: 214
Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
Dislikes: Oranges
The Dude Abides
Sometimes there's a man...
Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks
Monocled Planters Mascot
Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat
Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing
Should probably see a chiropractor
Legendary Lumberjack
Best friend: Babe the blue ox
Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon
He is Keith Hernandez
Off-Color Comments: 1
Needs help moving.
American Politician, Founding Father
First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
Hometown: New York, NY
Ancient Greek Historian
Coined the term "Manus Crux"
Admired: Jeterius
Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator
Model of virtue and simplicity
Fasces in one hand, plow in the other
Merry Old Soul
Fiddlers: 3
Requested: Pipe,Bowl
Spanish New World Explorer
Swath scoured: Southwest
Literal translation: Cow's head
Icelandic Explorer
Discovery: North America
Leif Erikson Day: October 9th
Role Model
House volume: Full
Intimate with: Aunt Becky
8th U.S. President
Nickname: Old Kinderhook
Only President with English as his second language
Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.
Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.
Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Reputation: Subjective
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of surreptitiousness
Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
Pithecanthropus Erectus
Discoverer: Eugene Dubois
Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth
Aztec King
Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl
Defeated by: Cortes
Tammany Hall Proprietor
Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement
Estimated amount stolen: $200 million
Enlightenment Philosopher
Didn't do anything of note till age 40
His ideas are Rousseau hot right now
Dr. Frankenstein's Monster
Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time
In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual
Robin the Chicken-Hearted
Steer: Coconut Shells
Capital of Assyria: Unknown
Gordon Bombay
Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club
True surname: Sheen
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Soothing Late Night Character
Ooooooooooooooooo!
Raymond's here! Raymond's here!
American novelist, essayist
Considers: Lobsters
Secret Identity: Math Weenie
Weekly World News Star
Has his own hit musical
Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team
Castillian Hombre
Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
Chivalry: Second to none
Yankee Great
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Gordon Shumway!
Diet: Cats
Intergalactic flame: Rhonda
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
Essayist, Author
Author of 1984 and Animal Farm
Soldier in the Spanish Civil War
First emperor of the Roman Empire
Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD
Namesake for the month of August
Holds many strong opinions
Jobs Held: 1,348
Madison, WI
1980's Phillies Star
Once traded for: Julio Franco
Middle name: Francis
Born British, fought American, surrendered French
Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1
Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
Slow-witted Yeti
AKA: Bumble
Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth
Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)
Began ruling in his early 20s
Born a lad, became a mummy
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
Feline Shopkeeper
Home: Busytown
Progeny: Huckle Cat