Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million