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The Ranking: 201 - 250
AesopPoints: 967 Last Day: -41

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Mr Met202nd
Mr MetPoints: 967 Last Day: +54

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

HammurabiPoints: 965 Last Day: -65

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Bob Marley204th
Bob MarleyPoints: 965 Last Day: -19

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Mr  Potato Head205th
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 965 Last Day: +18

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

BanacekPoints: 964 Last Day: -28

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

CharlemagnePoints: 964 Last Day: +23

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Aaron  Burr208th
Aaron BurrPoints: 963 Last Day: -89

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

PrincePoints: 963 Last Day: +50

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

DeathPoints: 962 Last Day: +56

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Yuri  Gagarin211st
Yuri GagarinPoints: 962 Last Day: -212

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

The Marlboro Man212nd
The Marlboro ManPoints: 962 Last Day: +40

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Enrico Palazzo213rd
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 961 Last Day: +44

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Friedrich Nietzsche214th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 960 Last Day: +11

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Elite Longbowman215th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 959 Last Day: -34

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Hans Moleman216th
Hans MolemanPoints: 959 Last Day: -37

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Mr Belvedere217th
Mr BelvederePoints: 958 Last Day: +190

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Gerald  Ford218th
Gerald FordPoints: 958 Last Day: -52

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

QuasimodoPoints: 958 Last Day: -71

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

BacchusPoints: 957 Last Day: -91

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

  Jones in the Fast Lane221st
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 956 Last Day: +67

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Soup  Nazi222nd
Soup NaziPoints: 955 Last Day: -93

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

BarbaroPoints: 954 Last Day: -64

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

The  Hamburglar224th
The HamburglarPoints: 953 Last Day: +38

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Erwin Rommel225th
Erwin RommelPoints: 952 Last Day: -21

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Manwar  Al-Man226th
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 951 Last Day: -183

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Ichabod Crane227th
Ichabod CranePoints: 950 Last Day: +5

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

FrankensteinPoints: 950 Last Day: +126

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Lloyd  Braun229th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 949 Last Day: +11

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Derek Jeter230th
Derek JeterPoints: 949 Last Day: -22

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Area Man231st
Area ManPoints: 949 Last Day: -57

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Shel  Silverstein232nd
Shel SilversteinPoints: 949 Last Day: +16

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Emilio  Estevez233rd
Emilio EstevezPoints: 947 Last Day: +92

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

JawsPoints: 947 Last Day: +30

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Omar Sharif235th
Omar SharifPoints: 947 Last Day: +3

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

BigfootPoints: 946 Last Day: -54

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Enrico Fermi237th
Enrico FermiPoints: 944 Last Day: -106

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Burgermeister  Meisterburger238th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 944 Last Day: +68

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Frederick  Douglass239th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 943 Last Day: +76

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

AchillesPoints: 940 Last Day: -20

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

FabioPoints: 940 Last Day: -46

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

The FedEx Pope242nd
The FedEx PopePoints: 940 Last Day: -12

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

John  Jay243rd
John JayPoints: 939 Last Day: -72

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Kool-Aid  Man244th
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 939 Last Day: -65

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Pac  Man245th
Pac ManPoints: 938 Last Day: -87

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

John Cougar Mellencamp246th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 938 Last Day: -9

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Little  Caesar247th
Little CaesarPoints: 937 Last Day: -18

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Attila the Hun248th
Attila the HunPoints: 935 Last Day: +91

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Gotlieb  Mannstein249th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 933 Last Day: +70

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Colonel  Mustard250th
Colonel MustardPoints: 932 Last Day: -50

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick