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The Ranking: 201 - 250
The Marlboro Man201st
The Marlboro ManPoints: 969

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Bartleby the Scrivener202nd
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 969

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Johnny Appleseed203rd
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 968

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

  Moby-Dick204th
Moby-DickPoints: 968

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Pablo  Neruda205th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 968

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

John Cougar Mellencamp206th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 967

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Mr.  Ed207th
Mr. EdPoints: 966

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

The  Hamburglar208th
The HamburglarPoints: 966

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Manwar  Al-Man209th
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 965

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

George  Orwell210th
George OrwellPoints: 965

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

  Jaws211st
JawsPoints: 963

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

  Le Corbusier212nd
Le CorbusierPoints: 961

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Teddy Roosevelt213rd
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 960

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

  Augustus214th
AugustusPoints: 959

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

ET215th
ETPoints: 959

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Cabeza de Vaca216th
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 959

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Hamlet217th
HamletPoints: 958

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

  Mango218th
MangoPoints: 957

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Superman219th
SupermanPoints: 956

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Von Hayes220th
Von HayesPoints: 953

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Hans Moleman221st
Hans MolemanPoints: 952

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man222nd
Stay-Puft Marshmallow ManPoints: 950

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

  Ramses II223rd
Ramses IIPoints: 950

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

The  Masturbating Bear224th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 947

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Rudolf  Crushman III225th
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 947

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

  Goliath226th
GoliathPoints: 947

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Pope  Leo X227th
Pope Leo XPoints: 947

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Paul  the Octopus228th
Paul the OctopusPoints: 947

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Mr Belvedere229th
Mr BelvederePoints: 946

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Area Man230th
Area ManPoints: 946

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Andy Van Slyke231st
Andy Van SlykePoints: 946

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Rip  Van Winkle232nd
Rip Van WinklePoints: 946

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Humpty  Dumpty233rd
Humpty DumptyPoints: 945

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Matt Nokes234th
Matt NokesPoints: 944

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Roy G. Biv235th
Roy G. BivPoints: 942

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

  Barbaro236th
BarbaroPoints: 941

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Peking  Man237th
Peking ManPoints: 941

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Gotlieb  Mannstein238th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 941

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Old King Cole239th
Old King ColePoints: 941

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Frederick  Douglass240th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 940

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Elite Longbowman241st
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 940

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Don Mattingly242nd
Don MattinglyPoints: 940

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Boss Tweed243rd
Boss TweedPoints: 940

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

  Bacchus244th
BacchusPoints: 939

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

  Francis of Assisi245th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 937

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Saddam Hussein246th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 937

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Abominable  Snow Monster247th
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 937

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Oliver Cromwell248th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 936

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Erwin Rommel249th
Erwin RommelPoints: 936

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Thomas the Tank Engine250th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 936

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10