Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY