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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Black  Spy201st
Black SpyPoints: 974 Last Day: -124

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Tutankhamun202nd
TutankhamunPoints: 974 Last Day: -40

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Little  Caesar203rd
Little CaesarPoints: 973 Last Day: -39

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Robert  Goulet204th
Robert GouletPoints: 971 Last Day: -5

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Paul  the Octopus205th
Paul the OctopusPoints: 970 Last Day: +50

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

  Death206th
DeathPoints: 969 Last Day: -54

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Erwin Rommel207th
Erwin RommelPoints: 968 Last Day: +67

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Hammurabi208th
HammurabiPoints: 967 Last Day: -57

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Salman Rushdie209th
Salman RushdiePoints: 967 Last Day: +89

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Banacek210th
BanacekPoints: 965 Last Day: -46

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

  Bacchus211st
BacchusPoints: 964 Last Day: -23

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

  Romulus212nd
RomulusPoints: 964 Last Day: -54

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Boutros Boutros-Ghali213rd
Boutros Boutros-GhaliPoints: 963 Last Day: -11

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Area Man214th
Area ManPoints: 963 Last Day: -36

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Java  Man215th
Java ManPoints: 963 Last Day: +62

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Spiro  Agnew216th
Spiro AgnewPoints: 962 Last Day: +49

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Ponce de Leon217th
Ponce de LeonPoints: 962 Last Day: -33

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Pablo  Neruda218th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 962 Last Day: +9

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

  Cincinnatus219th
CincinnatusPoints: 961 Last Day: -82

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Gerald  Ford220th
Gerald FordPoints: 961 Last Day: -128

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Merv Griffin221st
Merv GriffinPoints: 960 Last Day: -64

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Nostradamus222nd
NostradamusPoints: 959 Last Day: -134

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Mr Belvedere223rd
Mr BelvederePoints: 958 Last Day: +9

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Roy G. Biv224th
Roy G. BivPoints: 958 Last Day: -34

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Keith Hernandez225th
Keith HernandezPoints: 957 Last Day: -6

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Benedict  Arnold226th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 955 Last Day: +15

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Mr Met227th
Mr MetPoints: 955 Last Day: +3

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Dennis  the Menace228th
Dennis the MenacePoints: 955 Last Day: -37

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

  Augustus229th
AugustusPoints: 952 Last Day: -68

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Emilio  Estevez230th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 952 Last Day: +1

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Ichabod Crane231st
Ichabod CranePoints: 951 Last Day: +68

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Enrico Palazzo232nd
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 951 Last Day: +111

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

  Goliath233rd
GoliathPoints: 950 Last Day: -31

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Lloyd  Braun234th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 948 Last Day: -12

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Buckminster  Fuller235th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 948 Last Day: +100

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Gian Lorenzo Bernini236th
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 947 Last Day: -88

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Genghis Khan237th
Genghis KhanPoints: 947 Last Day: -33

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Bigfoot238th
BigfootPoints: 946 Last Day: -38

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

  Le Corbusier239th
Le CorbusierPoints: 946 Last Day: -3

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

Count  von Count240th
Count von CountPoints: 946 Last Day: -38

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

  Fabio241st
FabioPoints: 945 Last Day: +5

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Father  Time242nd
Father TimePoints: 945 Last Day: -63

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang243rd
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 944 Last Day: +33

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Andy Van Slyke244th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 943 Last Day: -16

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Manwar  Al-Man245th
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 941 Last Day: -76

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Rip  Van Winkle246th
Rip Van WinklePoints: 941 Last Day: +16

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Clark  Griswold247th
Clark GriswoldPoints: 939 Last Day: +59

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

  Jones in the Fast Lane248th
Jones in the Fast LanePoints: 939 Last Day: +23

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Bernie  Kosar249th
Bernie KosarPoints: 936 Last Day: +46

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Don Mattingly250th
Don MattinglyPoints: 934 Last Day: -24

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY