Spanish Inquisitor
Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions
Dark secret: Jewish ancestry
God of Wine
Represented the benefits of intoxication
Greek name: Dionysus
Donnie Baseball
New York, NY
Mythical Founder of Rome
Sustenance: She-wolf succoring
Overshadowed: Remus
A Horse is a Horse
Of course, of course
He's a friggin talking horse!
Champaign Music Television Host
Show highlight: Bubble machine
Instrument of choice: Accordion
Conquistador
Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs
Mujer: La Malinche
Condemned Game Character
Pleads for: E or U
Prognosis: F_CK_D
Gordon Shumway!
Diet: Cats
Intergalactic flame: Rhonda
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog
Diplomat to: France
Kite discovery: Electricity
Poet & Prophet
White college kids inspired: 235,711
February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981
Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
Dislikes: Oranges
Rocketman
First launch: March 16, 1926
Patents: 214
Late Night's Least Popular Character
Naps in state
Whereabouts: Unknown
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing
Should probably see a chiropractor
18th century English Pirate
Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge
Booty accumulated: Much
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
Such is Mango!
Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!
You can't a-have-a de Mango!
Dutch Painter
Movement: De Stijl
Possibly guilty of being a square
Held major commands in the WWI and Africa
Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body
Last seen in the library with a candlestick
Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China
Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis
Palace: Extravagent
Fiery Roman Emperor
Dynasty: Julio-Claudian
Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned
Three's Company
Middle name: Southworth
Last film: Bad Santa
Icelandic Explorer
Discovery: North America
Leif Erikson Day: October 9th
American novelist, essayist
Considers: Lobsters
Secret Identity: Math Weenie
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
Fictional Schoolmaster
Horse name: Gunpowder
Frightened by: Headless Horseman
1980's Phillies Star
Once traded for: Julio Franco
Middle name: Francis
Bernie Bernie
Ohhh yeah, how you can throw
We gotta go: Super Bowl
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
First emperor of the Roman Empire
Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD
Namesake for the month of August
Ice-bound Waterbug
Rookie goals: 30
Nationality: Czech
Anthropomorphic Steam Engine
Resides: Island of Sodor
Seasons: 10
Lord Protector of England
Reign: 1653-1658
Government: Commonwealth
Austrian Archaeologist
Discoverer of the Man Scrolls
Really digs this website
Superhero
Secret identity: Bruce Wayne
Whip: Batmobile
Pittsburgh Pirates Legend
Gold Gloves: 5
Bat Type: Alka Seltzer
Mythical Ape-Man
Also known as: Sasquatch
Cousin: Yetti
Robin the Chicken-Hearted
Steer: Coconut Shells
Capital of Assyria: Unknown
Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother
Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Major: Philosophy
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
6th UN Secretary General
Nationality: Egyptian
English translation: Peter Peter Ghali
Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid
Diet: Goats, assorted livestock
Doesn't get out as much as he should
Homo Erectus
Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years
Hometown: Beijing, China
Great White Whale
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
A metaphor for life, man
WWII German Field Marshal
Also known as: The Desert Fox
Crucial battle lost: Normandy
American Singer/Songwriter
Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana
True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus