Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!