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Zeus Java  Man
The Ranking: 201 - 250
RaPoints: 969 Last Day: -88

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

Uncle  Sam202nd
Uncle SamPoints: 969 Last Day: -64

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Omar Sharif203rd
Omar SharifPoints: 969 Last Day: +28

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Baruch de Spinoza204th
Baruch de SpinozaPoints: 969 Last Day: -85

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Von Hayes205th
Von HayesPoints: 967 Last Day: +32

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Peking  Man206th
Peking ManPoints: 967 Last Day: +40

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Benedict  Arnold207th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 965 Last Day: +73

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Genghis Khan208th
Genghis KhanPoints: 965 Last Day: +35

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer209th
Unfrozen Caveman LawyerPoints: 965 Last Day: -69

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

OperamanPoints: 965 Last Day: -24

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Mr  Potato Head211st
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 965 Last Day: +21

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Shel  Silverstein212nd
Shel SilversteinPoints: 963 Last Day: +26

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

CharlemagnePoints: 961 Last Day: +37

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Leif Erikson214th
Leif EriksonPoints: 961 Last Day: -27

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man215th
Stay-Puft Marshmallow ManPoints: 961 Last Day: -6

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

Petr Prucha216th
Petr PruchaPoints: 961 Last Day: +42

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

QuasimodoPoints: 961 Last Day: +44

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

CopernicusPoints: 960 Last Day: -139


Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

AlfPoints: 959 Last Day: -120

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Enrico Palazzo220th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 957 Last Day: -53

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

BigfootPoints: 956 Last Day: -41

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Bernie  Kosar222nd
Bernie KosarPoints: 956 Last Day: +15

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Brave Sir Robin223rd
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 956 Last Day: -80

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Mr Met224th
Mr MetPoints: 955 Last Day: -75

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Marcus  Aurelius225th
Marcus AureliusPoints: 953 Last Day: -20

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Colonel  Mustard226th
Colonel MustardPoints: 953 Last Day: -6

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Harry Truman227th
Harry TrumanPoints: 953 Last Day: -151

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

The Marlboro Man228th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 951 Last Day: -21

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

The  Hamburglar229th
The HamburglarPoints: 950 Last Day: -105

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Big  Brother230th
Big BrotherPoints: 949 Last Day: +90

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Mr.  Ed231st
Mr. EdPoints: 949 Last Day: -10

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

RomulusPoints: 949 Last Day: -37

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Andy Van Slyke233rd
Andy Van SlykePoints: 949 Last Day: +14

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

LucretiusPoints: 947 Last Day: -21

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Elite Longbowman235th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 946 Last Day: -20

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Old King Cole236th
Old King ColePoints: 946 Last Day: -159

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Pliny the Elder237th
Pliny the ElderPoints: 945 Last Day: -78

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Jeffrey Lebowski238th
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 945 Last Day: -18

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

The FedEx Pope239th
The FedEx PopePoints: 945 Last Day: +90

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

Bartleby the Scrivener240th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 945 Last Day: +16

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Lloyd  Braun241st
Lloyd BraunPoints: 944 Last Day: -19

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Shaka Zulu242nd
Shaka ZuluPoints: 941 Last Day: +74

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk243rd
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkPoints: 940 Last Day: -83

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Mr Belvedere244th
Mr BelvederePoints: 940 Last Day: -4

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau245th
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 940 Last Day: -37

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

QuetzalcoatlPoints: 939 Last Day: -47

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

James E. Carter  Jr.247th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 938 Last Day: +15

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

DeathPoints: 934 Last Day: +48

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Keith Hernandez249th
Keith HernandezPoints: 933 Last Day: -22

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

MoleculoPoints: 933 Last Day: -10

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...