Former Panamanian General
Propped up by: CIA
Imprisoned in: Miami, FL
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
6th UN Secretary General
Nationality: Egyptian
English translation: Peter Peter Ghali
Family Man
Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer
The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka
First emperor of the Roman Empire
Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD
Namesake for the month of August
Renowned Highjumper
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
Father of the Geodesic Dome
Spaceship Earth
Great Thinker and loved by hippies
"I was saying boo-urns"
Age: 31
Good Moleman to you.
Obstinate Man Child
Refused to grow up
Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.
Anthropomorphic Steam Engine
Resides: Island of Sodor
Seasons: 10
The USS Constitution
Oldest commissioned ship still in service
Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798
Dutch Painter
Movement: De Stijl
Possibly guilty of being a square
Ambitious Roman
Back-Stabbing Friends: 1
Rome, circa 75 BC
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
Professionally Trained Voice Man
Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.
Location: Somewhere in the mountains
Nintendo Ice Hockey
Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction
Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache
36th U.S. President
Became President after Kennedy was assassinated
2 words: Viet Nam
Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Founder of the Judean Peoples Front
Former member of the People's Front of Judea
Babylonian King
Penal codes: 1
Babylon, Mesopotamia
Alliterative Insulation Salesman
Foil: Inspector Clouseau
Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo
Prolific Fruit Planter
Likes: Hard Cider
Dislikes: Oranges
Homo Erectus
Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years
Hometown: Beijing, China
King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Wives: 5
Philistine Giant
Felled by David
Arguably the biggest Mancrush around
Ancient Greek Historian
Coined the term "Manus Crux"
Admired: Jeterius
Award Winning French Actor
Favorite actor of Fidel Castro
Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask
Steals Hamburgers
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
1980's Phillies Star
Once traded for: Julio Franco
Middle name: Francis
Mancrush Historian
Professor of Manthropology
Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali
Deposed Despot
Hunger strike: 1 meal
Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie
Prominent Aztec Deity
Name essence: Bird Serpent
Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes
Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear
Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal
Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section
Fictional Scientist
Has the refractive index of air
Invisibility now, Insanity later
Spanish Conquistador
First European to the Mississippi River
Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...
Khmer Rouge Leader
Rule: 1976 - 1979
True name: Saloth Sar
der Fuhrer
Reich: Third
Fraulein: Eva Braun
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
Fiery Roman Emperor
Dynasty: Julio-Claudian
Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned
Prince of Wallachia
Master of the cruel and unusual
The Original Dracula
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
Pittsburgh Pirates Legend
Gold Gloves: 5
Bat Type: Alka Seltzer
Monocled Planters Mascot
Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat
Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts
King Tut
Dynasty: 18th
Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
Ice-bound Waterbug
Rookie goals: 30
Nationality: Czech
39th U.S. President
Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.
The first American president born in a hospital.
American Historian
Author of "The City in History"
Hometown: Flushing, NY
Austere Soup Service Man
Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup
No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!
Tammany Hall Proprietor
Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement
Estimated amount stolen: $200 million