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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Manuel Noriega201st
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 971 Last Day: -5

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

The Masturbating Bear202nd
The Masturbating BearPoints: 970 Last Day: +125

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Boutros Boutros-Ghali203rd
Boutros Boutros-GhaliPoints: 970 Last Day: +17

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Clark  Griswold204th
Clark GriswoldPoints: 970 Last Day: +13

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

AugustusPoints: 969 Last Day: -26

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Dick  Fosbury206th
Dick FosburyPoints: 969 Last Day: +71

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Buckminster  Fuller207th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 969 Last Day: +45

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Hans Moleman208th
Hans MolemanPoints: 969 Last Day: -80

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Peter  Pan209th
Peter PanPoints: 969 Last Day: -56

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Thomas the Tank Engine210th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 968 Last Day: -109

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Old  Ironsides211st
Old IronsidesPoints: 967 Last Day: -71

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Piet  Mondrian212nd
Piet MondrianPoints: 966 Last Day: -60

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Julius Caesar213rd
Julius CaesarPoints: 965 Last Day: -45

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Genghis Khan214th
Genghis KhanPoints: 964 Last Day: +24

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Robert  Goulet215th
Robert GouletPoints: 963 Last Day: -40

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Fat  Guy216th
Fat GuyPoints: 963 Last Day: +16

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Lyndon B. Johnson217th
Lyndon B. JohnsonPoints: 963 Last Day: +141

36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

Pontius  Pilate218th
Pontius PilatePoints: 963 Last Day: +55

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

HammurabiPoints: 962 Last Day: -42

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

The Pink  Panther220th
The Pink PantherPoints: 961 Last Day: +9

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Johnny Appleseed221st
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 959 Last Day: +28

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Peking  Man222nd
Peking ManPoints: 959 Last Day: -18

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

CharlemagnePoints: 957 Last Day: -19

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

GoliathPoints: 956 Last Day: -28

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

ManiclesPoints: 955 Last Day: +4

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Gerard  Depardieu226th
Gerard DepardieuPoints: 954 Last Day: -14

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

The  Hamburglar227th
The HamburglarPoints: 954 Last Day: +30

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Von Hayes228th
Von HayesPoints: 954 Last Day: -54

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Rudolf  Crushman III229th
Rudolf Crushman IIIPoints: 953 Last Day: +57

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Saddam Hussein230th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 951 Last Day: +7

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

QuetzalcoatlPoints: 951 Last Day: -49

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Little  Caesar232nd
Little CaesarPoints: 950 Last Day: +12

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

The  Invisible Man233rd
The Invisible ManPoints: 950 Last Day: +46

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

Hernando de Soto234th
Hernando de SotoPoints: 950 Last Day: -100

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Pol Pot235th
Pol PotPoints: 946 Last Day: +24

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Adolf  Hitler236th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 945 Last Day: +51

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

MoleculoPoints: 945 Last Day: +43

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

NeroPoints: 945 Last Day: +53

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Vlad The Impaler239th
Vlad The ImpalerPoints: 944 Last Day: +77

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Bartleby the Scrivener240th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 944 Last Day: -34

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Andy Van Slyke241st
Andy Van SlykePoints: 943 Last Day: -62

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Mr  Peanut242nd
Mr PeanutPoints: 942 Last Day: -36

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

TutankhamunPoints: 942 Last Day: -88

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Burgermeister  Meisterburger244th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 940 Last Day: +26

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Friedrich Nietzsche245th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 940 Last Day: -6

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Petr Prucha246th
Petr PruchaPoints: 940 Last Day: +35

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

James E. Carter  Jr.247th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 937 Last Day: +54

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Lewis  Mumford248th
Lewis MumfordPoints: 937 Last Day: +59

American Historian

Author of "The City in History"

Hometown: Flushing, NY

Soup  Nazi249th
Soup NaziPoints: 937 Last Day: -86

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Boss Tweed250th
Boss TweedPoints: 937 Last Day: +27

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million