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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Derek Jeter201st
Derek JeterPoints: 972 Last Day: +3

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Glenn  Frey202nd
Glenn FreyPoints: 970 Last Day: -18

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

NostradamusPoints: 970 Last Day: -100


Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Johnny Depp204th
Johnny DeppPoints: 966 Last Day: -51

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

James Polk205th
James PolkPoints: 966 Last Day: -72

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

BigfootPoints: 965 Last Day: -40

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Aaron  Burr207th
Aaron BurrPoints: 965 Last Day: -23

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Fat  Guy208th
Fat GuyPoints: 965 Last Day: -72

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Uncle Jesse209th
Uncle JessePoints: 962 Last Day: -37

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Abominable  Snow Monster210th
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 962 Last Day: -63

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Dennis  the Menace211st
Dennis the MenacePoints: 962 Last Day: +31


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Alex Trebek212nd
Alex TrebekPoints: 962 Last Day: -41

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

VoltairePoints: 962 Last Day: +13

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Piet  Mondrian214th
Piet MondrianPoints: 961 Last Day: -26

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

George  Orwell215th
George OrwellPoints: 961 Last Day: +10

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk216th
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkPoints: 960 Last Day: +14

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Erwin Rommel217th
Erwin RommelPoints: 960 Last Day: +38

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

SupermanPoints: 960 Last Day: -42

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

TorquemadaPoints: 958 Last Day: +26

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Mao  Zedong220th
Mao ZedongPoints: 956 Last Day: +79

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Smokey  Bear221st
Smokey BearPoints: 955 Last Day: -40

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

Enrico Palazzo222nd
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 955 Last Day: +51

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Father  Time223rd
Father TimePoints: 954 Last Day: +7

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Bernie  Kosar224th
Bernie KosarPoints: 951 Last Day: -77

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Kool-Aid  Man225th
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 951 Last Day: -35

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Keith Hernandez226th
Keith HernandezPoints: 950 Last Day: +58

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Bob Marley227th
Bob MarleyPoints: 950 Last Day: +84

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Shel  Silverstein228th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 950 Last Day: -9

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Ickle Me229th
Ickle MePoints: 949 Last Day: -129

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Pac  Man230th
Pac ManPoints: 949 Last Day: -94

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

MoleculoPoints: 949 Last Day: -37

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Gotlieb  Mannstein232nd
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 948 Last Day: -14

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Paul  the Octopus233rd
Paul the OctopusPoints: 948 Last Day: -12

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Oliver Cromwell234th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 947 Last Day: +66

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

The Artful Dodger235th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 947 Last Day: +60

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Friedrich Nietzsche236th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 947 Last Day: -59

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Humpty  Dumpty237th
Humpty DumptyPoints: 946 Last Day: -23

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Julius Caesar238th
Julius CaesarPoints: 945 Last Day: +18

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Matt Nokes239th
Matt NokesPoints: 945 Last Day: -36

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Saddam Hussein240th
Saddam HusseinPoints: 944 Last Day: +39

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

BarbaroPoints: 943 Last Day: -15

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Von Hayes242nd
Von HayesPoints: 943 Last Day: -5

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Kublai  Khan243rd
Kublai KhanPoints: 942 Last Day: -33

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Barry Manilow244th
Barry ManilowPoints: 942 Last Day: -62

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Count  von Count245th
Count von CountPoints: 942 Last Day: +44

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Guzman  el Bueno246th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 941 Last Day: +110

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Marcus  Aurelius247th
Marcus AureliusPoints: 940 Last Day: -109

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Manuel Noriega248th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 940 Last Day: +92

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

James E. Carter  Jr.249th
James E. Carter Jr.Points: 939 Last Day: +25

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

HamletPoints: 939 Last Day: -77

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head