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Yukon  Cornelius Manwar  Al-Man
The Ranking: 201 - 250
Dennis  the Menace201st
Dennis the MenacePoints: 973 Last Day: +27

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Hernan Cortes202nd
Hernan CortesPoints: 971 Last Day: +9

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

The Artful Dodger203rd
The Artful DodgerPoints: 970 Last Day: +77

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang204th
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 969 Last Day: +83

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Salvador Dali205th
Salvador DaliPoints: 969 Last Day: -92

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Friedrich Nietzsche206th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 969 Last Day: -18

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Marcus  Aurelius207th
Marcus AureliusPoints: 968 Last Day: -74

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Sitting Bull208th
Sitting BullPoints: 968 Last Day: -51

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Elite Longbowman209th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 968 Last Day: +30

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Area Man210th
Area ManPoints: 967 Last Day: +1

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Soup  Nazi211st
Soup NaziPoints: 967 Last Day: -107

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Hans Moleman212nd
Hans MolemanPoints: 966 Last Day: +2

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

The  Hamburglar213rd
The HamburglarPoints: 965 Last Day: +11

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Martin  Van Buren214th
Martin Van BurenPoints: 965 Last Day: -53

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Mr  Peanut215th
Mr PeanutPoints: 964 Last Day: +21

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

Gian Lorenzo Bernini216th
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 963 Last Day: -34

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Little  Caesar217th
Little CaesarPoints: 962 Last Day: -31

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Von Hayes218th
Von HayesPoints: 962 Last Day: +38

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Old King Cole219th
Old King ColePoints: 962 Last Day: -4

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Batman220th
BatmanPoints: 961 Last Day: +19

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Lloyd  Braun221st
Lloyd BraunPoints: 960 Last Day: -49

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

  Quetzalcoatl222nd
QuetzalcoatlPoints: 960 Last Day: -17

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Leif Erikson223rd
Leif EriksonPoints: 959 Last Day: +27

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

  Ramses II224th
Ramses IIPoints: 958 Last Day: -32

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Attila the Hun225th
Attila the HunPoints: 956 Last Day: -7

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Helmut  Kohl226th
Helmut KohlPoints: 956 Last Day: -39

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Johnny Appleseed227th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 955 Last Day: +7

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Pac  Man228th
Pac ManPoints: 955 Last Day: -36

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Emilio  Estevez229th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 953 Last Day: +42

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Aaron  Burr230th
Aaron BurrPoints: 952 Last Day: -35

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

El Cid231st
El CidPoints: 951 Last Day: -78

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Enrico Palazzo232nd
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 951 Last Day: -7

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Gotlieb  Mannstein233rd
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 950 Last Day: +41

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Hamlet234th
HamletPoints: 949 Last Day: -1

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Clark  Griswold235th
Clark GriswoldPoints: 948 Last Day: +23

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Shel  Silverstein236th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 948 Last Day: +17

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Fat  Guy237th
Fat GuyPoints: 947 Last Day: +24

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Pope  Leo X238th
Pope Leo XPoints: 947 Last Day: +47

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Salman Rushdie239th
Salman RushdiePoints: 947 Last Day: +43

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

  Dumbwaiter240th
DumbwaiterPoints: 946 Last Day: +85

Inanimate apparatus of ease

Fleet-footed food ferryer

Possibly bipolar

Hammurabi241st
HammurabiPoints: 945 Last Day: -28

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

  Fletch242nd
FletchPoints: 944 Last Day: +38

Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

Petr Prucha243rd
Petr PruchaPoints: 944 Last Day: -12

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Earl of Sandwich244th
Earl of SandwichPoints: 943 Last Day: -51

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Oliver Cromwell245th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 941 Last Day: +0

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

John Cougar Mellencamp246th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 941 Last Day: +25

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Robert  Mugabe247th
Robert MugabePoints: 941 Last Day: +9

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

The Pink  Panther248th
The Pink PantherPoints: 941 Last Day: +1

Alliterative Insulation Salesman

Foil: Inspector Clouseau

Do, do do, do do do do do do do do do dooooooooooo

Thomas the Tank Engine249th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 941 Last Day: +12

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Preparation H Raymond250th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 940 Last Day: +24

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!