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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Torquemada201st
TorquemadaPoints: 975 Last Day: -7

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

  Bacchus202nd
BacchusPoints: 974 Last Day: -37

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Don Mattingly203rd
Don MattinglyPoints: 972 Last Day: +84

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

  Romulus204th
RomulusPoints: 970 Last Day: -30

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Mr.  Ed205th
Mr. EdPoints: 969 Last Day: -60

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Lawrence  Welk206th
Lawrence WelkPoints: 968 Last Day: -34

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

Hernan Cortes207th
Hernan CortesPoints: 967 Last Day: -34

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Hangman208th
HangmanPoints: 967 Last Day: -55

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Alf209th
AlfPoints: 966 Last Day: +39

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Frederick  Douglass210th
Frederick DouglassPoints: 966 Last Day: +46

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

  Fabio211st
FabioPoints: 966 Last Day: +65

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Ben Franklin212nd
Ben FranklinPoints: 966 Last Day: -151

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Bob Marley213rd
Bob MarleyPoints: 965 Last Day: -49

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Johnny Appleseed214th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 964 Last Day: -25

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Robert H Goddard215th
Robert H GoddardPoints: 964 Last Day: -41

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

The FedEx Pope216th
The FedEx PopePoints: 962 Last Day: +62

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

  Quasimodo217th
QuasimodoPoints: 962 Last Day: +15

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Blackbeard218th
BlackbeardPoints: 961 Last Day: -18

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Lloyd  Braun219th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 961 Last Day: -7

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

  Mango220th
MangoPoints: 961 Last Day: -127

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Piet  Mondrian221st
Piet MondrianPoints: 960 Last Day: +29

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Colonel  Mustard222nd
Colonel MustardPoints: 959 Last Day: +60

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Kublai  Khan223rd
Kublai KhanPoints: 956 Last Day: +1

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Nero224th
NeroPoints: 956 Last Day: +8

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

John Ritter225th
John RitterPoints: 956 Last Day: -65

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Leif Erikson226th
Leif EriksonPoints: 955 Last Day: -98

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

David Foster Wallace227th
David Foster WallacePoints: 954 Last Day: +5

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Buckminster  Fuller228th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 953 Last Day: +24

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Pablo  Neruda229th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 952 Last Day: +45

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Ichabod Crane230th
Ichabod CranePoints: 951 Last Day: -34

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Von Hayes231st
Von HayesPoints: 951 Last Day: -16

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Bernie  Kosar232nd
Bernie KosarPoints: 951 Last Day: -33

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

  Death233rd
DeathPoints: 950 Last Day: +49

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

  Augustus234th
AugustusPoints: 949 Last Day: -52

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Petr Prucha235th
Petr PruchaPoints: 949 Last Day: +3

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Thomas the Tank Engine236th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 949 Last Day: +60

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Oliver Cromwell237th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 948 Last Day: +70

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Gotlieb  Mannstein238th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 948 Last Day: -14

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Batman239th
BatmanPoints: 946 Last Day: -89

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Andy Van Slyke240th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 945 Last Day: -16

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Bigfoot241st
BigfootPoints: 943 Last Day: -56

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Brave Sir Robin242nd
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 943 Last Day: -88

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Clay  Manning243rd
Clay ManningPoints: 941 Last Day: +15

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

John Cougar Mellencamp244th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 940 Last Day: +42

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Boutros Boutros-Ghali245th
Boutros Boutros-GhaliPoints: 939 Last Day: -46

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

  Chupacabra246th
ChupacabraPoints: 938 Last Day: +99

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Peking  Man247th
Peking ManPoints: 937 Last Day: +20

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

  Moby-Dick248th
Moby-DickPoints: 937 Last Day: -58

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Erwin Rommel249th
Erwin RommelPoints: 937 Last Day: -70

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Barry Manilow250th
Barry ManilowPoints: 934 Last Day: -115

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus