Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Enigmatic Blood-Sucking Cryptid

Diet: Goats, assorted livestock

Doesn't get out as much as he should

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus