Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10