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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Aaron  Burr201st
Aaron BurrPoints: 976 Last Day: +16

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Alexander the Great202nd
Alexander the GreatPoints: 976 Last Day: +6

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Ghost  Man203rd
Ghost ManPoints: 973 Last Day: -4

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

GodzillaPoints: 971 Last Day: -85

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Mr  Peanut205th
Mr PeanutPoints: 971 Last Day: +34

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

BarbaroPoints: 970 Last Day: -13

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Admiral Ackbar207th
Admiral AckbarPoints: 969 Last Day: +76

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

CincinnatusPoints: 969 Last Day: -60

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

DorfPoints: 968 Last Day: +66

Diminutive Scandinavian

Expert on: Golf, Auto Racing, Fishing, Baseball

Height: Roughly 4 ft.

FabioPoints: 968 Last Day: +90

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Samuel  Chase211st
Samuel ChasePoints: 967 Last Day: +31

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Manwar  Al-Man212nd
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 966 Last Day: -65

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau213rd
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 966 Last Day: -37

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Attila the Hun214th
Attila the HunPoints: 964 Last Day: +5

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Earl of Sandwich215th
Earl of SandwichPoints: 963 Last Day: -48

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Mr Met216th
Mr MetPoints: 962 Last Day: -26

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Old King Cole217th
Old King ColePoints: 962 Last Day: -67

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Shel  Silverstein218th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 962 Last Day: +16

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Keith Hernandez219th
Keith HernandezPoints: 960 Last Day: -71

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Baruch de Spinoza220th
Baruch de SpinozaPoints: 960 Last Day: -16

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Mr  Potato Head221st
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 959 Last Day: -33

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

BigfootPoints: 958 Last Day: -36

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

HangmanPoints: 958 Last Day: -45

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

The Marlboro Man224th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 958 Last Day: +13

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Clark  Griswold225th
Clark GriswoldPoints: 957 Last Day: +36

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Kublai  Khan226th
Kublai KhanPoints: 957 Last Day: -84

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Kool-Aid  Man227th
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 957 Last Day: +33

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Friedrich Nietzsche228th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 957 Last Day: -75

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

David Foster Wallace229th
David Foster WallacePoints: 956 Last Day: +16

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

General Tso230th
General TsoPoints: 954 Last Day: -47

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Moby-DickPoints: 952 Last Day: -13

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

White  Spy232nd
White SpyPoints: 952 Last Day: -65

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Father  Time233rd
Father TimePoints: 952 Last Day: -11

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

PinocchioPoints: 949 Last Day: -13

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

RomulusPoints: 949 Last Day: -33

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Area Man236th
Area ManPoints: 948 Last Day: +68

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

CharlemagnePoints: 947 Last Day: +68

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

GoliathPoints: 947 Last Day: +24

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Elite Longbowman239th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 947 Last Day: +53

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

MoctezumaPoints: 947 Last Day: -4

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

JawsPoints: 945 Last Day: -21

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Pac  Man242nd
Pac ManPoints: 944 Last Day: -1

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Petr Prucha243rd
Petr PruchaPoints: 944 Last Day: +28

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Enrico Palazzo244th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 942 Last Day: +54

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

SocratesPoints: 942 Last Day: -144

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Oliver Cromwell246th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 941 Last Day: -17

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Salman Rushdie247th
Salman RushdiePoints: 941 Last Day: +112

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Genghis Khan248th
Genghis KhanPoints: 940 Last Day: +36

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

  Ramses II249th
Ramses IIPoints: 940 Last Day: -102

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Big  Brother250th
Big BrotherPoints: 939 Last Day: +76

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you