Fabled Fabler
Animal Allegory Animal
Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm
Heady Metropolitans Mascot
Age: 43
Sexual preference: Ambiguous
Babylonian King
Penal codes: 1
Babylon, Mesopotamia
Poet & Prophet
White college kids inspired: 235,711
February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981
Uber Tuber
Shaves faster than any man
Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head
Fictional 70's Detective
Relies on: Polish proverbs
Seasons: 4
King of the Franks
Founder of Holy Roman Empire
Wives: 5
American Politician
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife
Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos
Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.
#1 Cosmonaut
First man in space
Truly went where no man had gone before
Cancerous Character
Enjoys: One good spliff
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"
Stat: Generic
Location: mancrush.com
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
Age of Empires Unit
Nationality: British
Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold
"I was saying boo-urns"
Age: 31
Good Moleman to you.
'Cause he's my butler
Locale: Beaver Falls, PA
First name: Lynn
38th U.S. President
Reputation for integrity and openness
Cleaned up after Nixon
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing
Should probably see a chiropractor
God of Wine
Represented the benefits of intoxication
Greek name: Dionysus
Average Joe
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
Austere Soup Service Man
Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup
No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!
Former Kentucky Derby Champion
Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA
More likely to become an adhesive than race again
Steals Hamburgers
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
WWII German Field Marshal
Also known as: The Desert Fox
Crucial battle lost: Normandy
Arab Astronomer
Wrote The Manhabbas Verses
Era: Circa 700 CE
Fictional Schoolmaster
Horse name: Gunpowder
Frightened by: Headless Horseman
Dr. Frankenstein's Monster
Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time
In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual
Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins
Serenity now, insanity later
Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
Yankee Great
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Holds many strong opinions
Jobs Held: 1,348
Madison, WI
Uncle Shelby
Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends
Best Song: A Boy Named Sue
Gordon Bombay
Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club
True surname: Sheen
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Egyptian Actor
Notable role: Dr. Zhivago
Sharif he don't like it
Mythical Ape-Man
Also known as: Sasquatch
Cousin: Yetti
Italian Physicist
Father of the Atom Bomb
Nobel Prizes: 1
Burgermeister of Sombertown
Dislikes toys and fun.
Kris Kringle nemesis
The Sage of Anacostia
Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman
Inspiring tale of perseverance
Greek Hero
Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy
Guess where his one weakness is
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Late Night's Least Popular Character
Naps in state
Whereabouts: Unknown
American Politician, Founding Father
First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
Hometown: New York, NY
Kool-Aid Mascot
Oh yeah!!!
Oh no...
Arcade Game Character
Dislikes: Apparitions
Clearly malnourished
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear
Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal
Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Reputation: Subjective
Austrian Archaeologist
Discoverer of the Man Scrolls
Really digs this website
Held major commands in the WWI and Africa
Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body
Last seen in the library with a candlestick