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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Charlemagne201st
CharlemagnePoints: 979 Last Day: +31

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

  Pinocchio202nd
PinocchioPoints: 978 Last Day: -59

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

  Quasimodo203rd
QuasimodoPoints: 977 Last Day: -9

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Buckminster  Fuller204th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 976 Last Day: +4

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Ambrose Everett Burnside205th
Ambrose Everett BurnsidePoints: 975 Last Day: -51

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Bernie  Kosar206th
Bernie KosarPoints: 975 Last Day: +47

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Pablo  Neruda207th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 975 Last Day: +50

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Elite Longbowman208th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 974 Last Day: +40

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Gotlieb  Mannstein209th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 973 Last Day: +16

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

  Barbaro210th
BarbaroPoints: 968 Last Day: -25

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Pliny the Elder211st
Pliny the ElderPoints: 968 Last Day: -36

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Brave Sir Robin212nd
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 967 Last Day: -60

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Nostradamus213rd
NostradamusPoints: 966 Last Day: -75

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Don Mattingly214th
Don MattinglyPoints: 964 Last Day: +47

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Meriweather Lewis215th
Meriweather LewisPoints: 963 Last Day: -95

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

  Romulus216th
RomulusPoints: 963 Last Day: +8

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Bigfoot217th
BigfootPoints: 961 Last Day: -23

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

  Cincinnatus218th
CincinnatusPoints: 961 Last Day: -81

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Teddy Roosevelt219th
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 961 Last Day: -60

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Particle Man220th
Particle ManPoints: 960 Last Day: -52

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

  Operaman221st
OperamanPoints: 960 Last Day: -31

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Manwar  Al-Man222nd
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 958 Last Day: -96

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau223rd
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 958 Last Day: -11

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Colonel  Mustard224th
Colonel MustardPoints: 957 Last Day: +37

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

  Achilles225th
AchillesPoints: 955 Last Day: -60

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Robin  Hood226th
Robin HoodPoints: 955 Last Day: -65

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Pac  Man227th
Pac ManPoints: 955 Last Day: +0

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

  Quetzalcoatl228th
QuetzalcoatlPoints: 955 Last Day: -64

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Helmut  Kohl229th
Helmut KohlPoints: 954 Last Day: -63

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Kool-Aid  Man230th
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 954 Last Day: -153

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Attila the Hun231st
Attila the HunPoints: 953 Last Day: +58

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Rip  Van Winkle232nd
Rip Van WinklePoints: 953 Last Day: +65

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Paul  Bunyan233rd
Paul BunyanPoints: 952 Last Day: -100

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Pol Pot234th
Pol PotPoints: 951 Last Day: +101

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Nero235th
NeroPoints: 950 Last Day: -101

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Adolf  Hitler236th
Adolf HitlerPoints: 947 Last Day: +68

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

The Wandering Jew237th
The Wandering JewPoints: 947 Last Day: -36

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

George  Orwell238th
George OrwellPoints: 946 Last Day: +68

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

General Tso239th
General TsoPoints: 945 Last Day: -3

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Sitting Bull240th
Sitting BullPoints: 944 Last Day: -36

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Preparation H Raymond241st
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 944 Last Day: +89

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

  Dark Helmet242nd
Dark HelmetPoints: 943 Last Day: +55

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Lloyd  Braun243rd
Lloyd BraunPoints: 942 Last Day: +34

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Emilio  Estevez244th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 942 Last Day: +41

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Hangman245th
HangmanPoints: 941 Last Day: -87

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Enrico Palazzo246th
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 941 Last Day: +52

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

  Moby-Dick247th
Moby-DickPoints: 940 Last Day: -38

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Manuel Noriega248th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 940 Last Day: +117

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Mr Belvedere249th
Mr BelvederePoints: 939 Last Day: -7

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Blackbeard250th
BlackbeardPoints: 939 Last Day: -33

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much