King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much