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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk201st
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkPoints: 970 Last Day: -9

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Johnny Depp202nd
Johnny DeppPoints: 970 Last Day: -74

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

The Artful Dodger203rd
The Artful DodgerPoints: 970 Last Day: +71

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Clay  Manning204th
Clay ManningPoints: 969 Last Day: +81

Long-Lost Fourth Manning Brother

Team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Major: Philosophy

CopernicusPoints: 967 Last Day: -92


Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Robert H Goddard206th
Robert H GoddardPoints: 967 Last Day: -45


First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Johnny Appleseed207th
Johnny AppleseedPoints: 966 Last Day: -72

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Jeffrey Lebowski208th
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 966 Last Day: +13

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Mr  Peanut209th
Mr PeanutPoints: 965 Last Day: +9

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

QuasimodoPoints: 965 Last Day: -43

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Paul  Bunyan211st
Paul BunyanPoints: 964 Last Day: -66

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Keith Hernandez212nd
Keith HernandezPoints: 964 Last Day: -69

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

John  Jay213rd
John JayPoints: 962 Last Day: -95

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

ManiclesPoints: 957 Last Day: -47

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

CincinnatusPoints: 956 Last Day: -5

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Old King Cole216th
Old King ColePoints: 956 Last Day: -6

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Cabeza de Vaca217th
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 956 Last Day: -81

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Leif Erikson218th
Leif EriksonPoints: 955 Last Day: -23

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Uncle Jesse219th
Uncle JessePoints: 955 Last Day: -27

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Martin  Van Buren220th
Martin Van BurenPoints: 955 Last Day: -168

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Ambrose Everett Burnside221st
Ambrose Everett BurnsidePoints: 954 Last Day: -85

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Attila the Hun222nd
Attila the HunPoints: 954 Last Day: +77

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

White  Spy223rd
White SpyPoints: 953 Last Day: +44

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Buckminster  Fuller224th
Buckminster FullerPoints: 950 Last Day: +70

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Friedrich Nietzsche225th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 950 Last Day: -28

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Java  Man226th
Java ManPoints: 949 Last Day: +35

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

MoctezumaPoints: 949 Last Day: -32

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Boss Tweed228th
Boss TweedPoints: 949 Last Day: +57

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau229th
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 948 Last Day: -5

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

FrankensteinPoints: 947 Last Day: +31

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Brave Sir Robin231st
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 947 Last Day: -58

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Emilio  Estevez232nd
Emilio EstevezPoints: 945 Last Day: +10

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

JawsPoints: 944 Last Day: +52

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Preparation H Raymond234th
Preparation H RaymondPoints: 944 Last Day: +81

Soothing Late Night Character


Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

David Foster Wallace235th
David Foster WallacePoints: 944 Last Day: -27

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

  Bat Boy236th
Bat BoyPoints: 943 Last Day: +56

Weekly World News Star

Has his own hit musical

Surprisingly can't get a job for a baseball team

El Cid237th
El CidPoints: 943 Last Day: -65

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Derek Jeter238th
Derek JeterPoints: 943 Last Day: +35

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

AlfPoints: 942 Last Day: -2

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

John Cougar Mellencamp240th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 940 Last Day: +58

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

George  Orwell241st
George OrwellPoints: 938 Last Day: -92

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

AugustusPoints: 937 Last Day: -78

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Area Man243rd
Area ManPoints: 937 Last Day: -2

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Von Hayes244th
Von HayesPoints: 935 Last Day: -59

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Benedict  Arnold245th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 934 Last Day: -4

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Genghis Khan246th
Genghis KhanPoints: 934 Last Day: -114

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Abominable  Snow Monster247th
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 934 Last Day: -67

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

  Ramses II248th
Ramses IIPoints: 933 Last Day: -53

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

DeathPoints: 932 Last Day: +86

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Grocer Cat250th
Grocer CatPoints: 932 Last Day: -72

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat