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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer201st
Unfrozen Caveman LawyerPoints: 979 Last Day: -7

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

OrionPoints: 978 Last Day: -10

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Abominable  Snow Monster203rd
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 977 Last Day: -7

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

George  Orwell204th
George OrwellPoints: 976 Last Day: +45

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Marco Polo205th
Marco PoloPoints: 976 Last Day: -36

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Moby-DickPoints: 974 Last Day: -43

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Mr  Peanut207th
Mr PeanutPoints: 972 Last Day: -90

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

Merv Griffin208th
Merv GriffinPoints: 970 Last Day: -30


Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

QuasimodoPoints: 969 Last Day: -48

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

MoctezumaPoints: 968 Last Day: +14

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Kool-Aid  Man211st
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 967 Last Day: +72

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

OdysseusPoints: 966 Last Day: -50

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Salman Rushdie213rd
Salman RushdiePoints: 965 Last Day: +157

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Gotlieb  Mannstein214th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 964 Last Day: +91

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Brave Sir Robin215th
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 964 Last Day: -19

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

CincinnatusPoints: 963 Last Day: -69

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

ETPoints: 962 Last Day: -96

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Sitting Bull218th
Sitting BullPoints: 961 Last Day: -114

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Colonel  Mustard219th
Colonel MustardPoints: 961 Last Day: -38

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Barry Manilow220th
Barry ManilowPoints: 959 Last Day: -11

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Enrico Palazzo221st
Enrico PalazzoPoints: 959 Last Day: -22

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Lawrence  Welk222nd
Lawrence WelkPoints: 958 Last Day: -115

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

Mr Met223rd
Mr MetPoints: 957 Last Day: +36

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Piet  Mondrian224th
Piet MondrianPoints: 956 Last Day: +36

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

The  Old Man of the Mountain225th
The Old Man of the MountainPoints: 955 Last Day: -119

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Samuel  Chase226th
Samuel ChasePoints: 952 Last Day: +25

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Glenn  Frey227th
Glenn FreyPoints: 952 Last Day: -55

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

The  Hamburglar228th
The HamburglarPoints: 952 Last Day: -64

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Bartleby the Scrivener229th
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 951 Last Day: +44

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Boss Tweed230th
Boss TweedPoints: 951 Last Day: +8

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Pac  Man231st
Pac ManPoints: 950 Last Day: -32

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Kurt Vonnegut232nd
Kurt VonnegutPoints: 949 Last Day: +60

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Alexander the Great233rd
Alexander the GreatPoints: 948 Last Day: -35

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Bernie  Kosar234th
Bernie KosarPoints: 947 Last Day: -46

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Java  Man235th
Java ManPoints: 947 Last Day: +73

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Little  Caesar236th
Little CaesarPoints: 946 Last Day: -20

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

CharlemagnePoints: 945 Last Day: +3

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Bob Marley238th
Bob MarleyPoints: 945 Last Day: +8

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

MothmanPoints: 944 Last Day: +75

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Pablo  Neruda240th
Pablo NerudaPoints: 943 Last Day: +4

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Saddam Hussein241st
Saddam HusseinPoints: 942 Last Day: -112

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

The  Invisible Man242nd
The Invisible ManPoints: 942 Last Day: -87

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

Buckminster  Fuller243rd
Buckminster FullerPoints: 940 Last Day: -3

Father of the Geodesic Dome

Spaceship Earth

Great Thinker and loved by hippies

Dennis  the Menace244th
Dennis the MenacePoints: 940 Last Day: -109


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Genghis Khan245th
Genghis KhanPoints: 938 Last Day: +69

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Pol Pot246th
Pol PotPoints: 938 Last Day: -26

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Petr Prucha247th
Petr PruchaPoints: 937 Last Day: +93

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

GoliathPoints: 936 Last Day: -46

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Big  Brother249th
Big BrotherPoints: 935 Last Day: +26

Omnipresent Observer

Freedom is Slavery

Coming to a White House near you

Guzman  el Bueno250th
Guzman el BuenoPoints: 935 Last Day: +91

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station