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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Cabeza de Vaca201st
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 970 Last Day: -114

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Niccolo  Machiavelli202nd
Niccolo MachiavelliPoints: 969 Last Day: -105

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

General Tso203rd
General TsoPoints: 969 Last Day: -45

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Sitting Bull204th
Sitting BullPoints: 968 Last Day: +53

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Paul  Bunyan205th
Paul BunyanPoints: 967 Last Day: -70

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

The  Old Man of the Mountain206th
The Old Man of the MountainPoints: 967 Last Day: -29

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Alexander the Great207th
Alexander the GreatPoints: 966 Last Day: -53

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Dennis  the Menace208th
Dennis the MenacePoints: 965 Last Day: +27


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Gotlieb  Mannstein209th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 964 Last Day: +1

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Leonardo da Vinci210th
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 964 Last Day: -59

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Lawrence  Welk211st
Lawrence WelkPoints: 964 Last Day: -33

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

Pontius  Pilate212nd
Pontius PilatePoints: 963 Last Day: +41

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

David Foster Wallace213rd
David Foster WallacePoints: 963 Last Day: -8

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

AlfPoints: 961 Last Day: +13

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Emilio  Estevez215th
Emilio EstevezPoints: 961 Last Day: +41

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Mr Met216th
Mr MetPoints: 959 Last Day: -65

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Alan  Alda217th
Alan AldaPoints: 958 Last Day: -85

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Glenn  Frey218th
Glenn FreyPoints: 958 Last Day: -54

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

White  Spy219th
White SpyPoints: 958 Last Day: +20

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Paul  the Octopus220th
Paul the OctopusPoints: 957 Last Day: +29

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Julius Caesar221st
Julius CaesarPoints: 956 Last Day: -101

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Genghis Khan222nd
Genghis KhanPoints: 956 Last Day: +5

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Jeffrey Lebowski223rd
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 955 Last Day: -52

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Von Hayes224th
Von HayesPoints: 954 Last Day: +34

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Area Man225th
Area ManPoints: 954 Last Day: +29

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Kool-Aid  Man226th
Kool-Aid ManPoints: 954 Last Day: +6

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

HamletPoints: 953 Last Day: +6

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Salman Rushdie228th
Salman RushdiePoints: 953 Last Day: +116

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Shel  Silverstein229th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 953 Last Day: -72

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Erwin Rommel230th
Erwin RommelPoints: 950 Last Day: +62

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

DeathPoints: 947 Last Day: -33

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Shaka Zulu232nd
Shaka ZuluPoints: 947 Last Day: +14

Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

Hernan Cortes233rd
Hernan CortesPoints: 946 Last Day: -55


Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Mr Belvedere234th
Mr BelvederePoints: 944 Last Day: +16

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Boutros Boutros-Ghali235th
Boutros Boutros-GhaliPoints: 942 Last Day: +49

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Omar Sharif236th
Omar SharifPoints: 942 Last Day: +0

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

MothmanPoints: 940 Last Day: +45

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Sun  Tzu238th
Sun TzuPoints: 940 Last Day: -19

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Burgermeister  Meisterburger239th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 939 Last Day: -31

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

Fat  Guy240th
Fat GuyPoints: 937 Last Day: -48

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

  Ramses II241st
Ramses IIPoints: 935 Last Day: -62

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Roy G. Biv242nd
Roy G. BivPoints: 934 Last Day: -15

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

SkunkhaPoints: 932 Last Day: +45

Sakan King

Leader of the Pointed Cap Wearers

Defeated by Persian King Darius I

Benedict  Arnold244th
Benedict ArnoldPoints: 931 Last Day: +8

Born British, fought American, surrendered French

Statues of His Right Leg in Saratoga: 1

Overrated Egg Dishes Not Named After: 1

Ambrose Everett Burnside245th
Ambrose Everett BurnsidePoints: 931 Last Day: +19

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Pac  Man246th
Pac ManPoints: 931 Last Day: -48

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Bob Marley247th
Bob MarleyPoints: 931 Last Day: +40

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Abominable  Snow Monster248th
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 931 Last Day: -31

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Uncle Jesse249th
Uncle JessePoints: 930 Last Day: -122

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

CharlemagnePoints: 929 Last Day: -53

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5