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The Ranking: 201 - 250
Don Mattingly201st
Don MattinglyPoints: 981 Last Day: +41

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

The  Old Man of the Mountain202nd
The Old Man of the MountainPoints: 980 Last Day: -37

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Popeye203rd
PopeyePoints: 980 Last Day: -87

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

  Ramses II204th
Ramses IIPoints: 979 Last Day: +28

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Alf205th
AlfPoints: 978 Last Day: +57

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Bernie  Kosar206th
Bernie KosarPoints: 978 Last Day: -15

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Bob Marley207th
Bob MarleyPoints: 978 Last Day: -3

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

  Romulus208th
RomulusPoints: 975 Last Day: +9

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Manwar  Al-Man209th
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 974 Last Day: -139

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

The Marlboro Man210th
The Marlboro ManPoints: 974 Last Day: +2

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

George  Orwell211st
George OrwellPoints: 974 Last Day: +59

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Niccolo  Machiavelli212nd
Niccolo MachiavelliPoints: 973 Last Day: -48

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Admiral Ackbar213rd
Admiral AckbarPoints: 971 Last Day: -4

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Pope  Clement V214th
Pope Clement VPoints: 971 Last Day: +53

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

Paul  the Octopus215th
Paul the OctopusPoints: 971 Last Day: -28

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Boutros Boutros-Ghali216th
Boutros Boutros-GhaliPoints: 970 Last Day: +12

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Abominable  Snow Monster217th
Abominable Snow MonsterPoints: 968 Last Day: +54

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Pac  Man218th
Pac ManPoints: 967 Last Day: -35

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

  Augustus219th
AugustusPoints: 966 Last Day: -68

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Derek Jeter220th
Derek JeterPoints: 966 Last Day: +26

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Cabeza de Vaca221st
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 965 Last Day: -84

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

The  Hamburglar222nd
The HamburglarPoints: 964 Last Day: +1

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Jeffrey Lebowski223rd
Jeffrey LebowskiPoints: 964 Last Day: +16

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

  Goliath224th
GoliathPoints: 962 Last Day: +95

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

Hammurabi225th
HammurabiPoints: 962 Last Day: -112

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Brave Sir Robin226th
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 962 Last Day: -9

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Manuel Noriega227th
Manuel NoriegaPoints: 961 Last Day: +33

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

Shel  Silverstein228th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 961 Last Day: +26

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

  Lucretius229th
LucretiusPoints: 960 Last Day: -66

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk230th
Mustafa Kemal AtaturkPoints: 959 Last Day: +14

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Hans Moleman231st
Hans MolemanPoints: 958 Last Day: -72

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Bigfoot232nd
BigfootPoints: 956 Last Day: +15

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Mao  Zedong233rd
Mao ZedongPoints: 955 Last Day: +54

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

The Masturbating Bear234th
The Masturbating BearPoints: 953 Last Day: +106

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

Uncle Jesse235th
Uncle JessePoints: 951 Last Day: -63

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Jean-Jacques  Rousseau236th
Jean-Jacques RousseauPoints: 951 Last Day: +121

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Dennis  the Menace237th
Dennis the MenacePoints: 950 Last Day: -46

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Nero238th
NeroPoints: 949 Last Day: +87

Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

Petr Prucha239th
Petr PruchaPoints: 948 Last Day: +18

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Erwin Rommel240th
Erwin RommelPoints: 948 Last Day: +56

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Lloyd  Braun241st
Lloyd BraunPoints: 947 Last Day: +104

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

John Cougar Mellencamp242nd
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 946 Last Day: -49

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Chitty-Chitty  Bang-Bang243rd
Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangPoints: 944 Last Day: +70

The Magical Car

Key abilities: Flight, floatation

Nemesis: Baron Bomburst, tyrant of Vulgaria

Matt Nokes244th
Matt NokesPoints: 944 Last Day: -46

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Yukon  Cornelius245th
Yukon CorneliusPoints: 942 Last Day: -49

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

David Foster Wallace246th
David Foster WallacePoints: 941 Last Day: +62

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

The Artful Dodger247th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 940 Last Day: +42

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

Elite Longbowman248th
Elite LongbowmanPoints: 940 Last Day: +15

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Peking  Man249th
Peking ManPoints: 940 Last Day: +2

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Burgermeister  Meisterburger250th
Burgermeister MeisterburgerPoints: 939 Last Day: +152

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis