Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Loyal Spanish Noble

Defended Tarifa from the Moors and Portuguese

Immortalized by a Madrid Metro station

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head