Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Dr. Frankenstein's Monster

Enjoys: Wasting a minute of our time

In actuality: Was a caring, sensitive individual

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Gordon Bombay

Notable films: Young Guns, Breakfast Club

True surname: Sheen

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Burgermeister of Sombertown

Dislikes toys and fun.

Kris Kringle nemesis

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick