The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Philistine Giant

Felled by David

Arguably the biggest Mancrush around

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Essayist, Author

Author of 1984 and Animal Farm

Soldier in the Spanish Civil War

Ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

Founder of the Judean Peoples Front

Former member of the People's Front of Judea

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square