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The Ranking: 151 - 200
Peking  Man151st
Peking ManPoints: 1005 Last Day: +35

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Oliver Cromwell152nd
Oliver CromwellPoints: 1004 Last Day: +92

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

Colonel  Mustard153rd
Colonel MustardPoints: 1003 Last Day: +36

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Peter  Pan154th
Peter PanPoints: 1003 Last Day: -63

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Petr Prucha155th
Petr PruchaPoints: 1003 Last Day: +56

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Brave Sir Robin156th
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 1003 Last Day: +31

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Santa Claus157th
Santa ClausPoints: 1001 Last Day: -48

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

GodzillaPoints: 1001 Last Day: +76

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Moby-DickPoints: 1001 Last Day: +22

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

El Cid160th
El CidPoints: 1000 Last Day: -30

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Millard  Fillmore161st
Millard FillmorePoints: 1000 Last Day: -27

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

Mr  Potato Head162nd
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 1000 Last Day: +48

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

MoctezumaPoints: 998 Last Day: +12

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

James Polk164th
James PolkPoints: 998 Last Day: -94

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Captain John Smith165th
Captain John SmithPoints: 998 Last Day: -84

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Dennis  the Menace166th
Dennis the MenacePoints: 998 Last Day: -2


Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

FabioPoints: 997 Last Day: +18

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Andy Van Slyke168th
Andy Van SlykePoints: 997 Last Day: +42

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

BacchusPoints: 996 Last Day: +6

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Vitruvian  Man170th
Vitruvian ManPoints: 996 Last Day: -67

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

  Ramses II171st
Ramses IIPoints: 996 Last Day: +37

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

PrincePoints: 994 Last Day: +84

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Color: Purple

Game, blouses.

Aaron  Burr173rd
Aaron BurrPoints: 993 Last Day: -13

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

BigfootPoints: 992 Last Day: +74

Mythical Ape-Man

Also known as: Sasquatch

Cousin: Yetti

Fat  Guy175th
Fat GuyPoints: 992 Last Day: +15

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer176th
Unfrozen Caveman LawyerPoints: 992 Last Day: +26

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Soup  Nazi177th
Soup NaziPoints: 992 Last Day: -60

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

The King178th
The KingPoints: 992 Last Day: -105

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

AchillesPoints: 991 Last Day: +1

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

The  Hamburglar180th
The HamburglarPoints: 991 Last Day: -25

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

HippocratesPoints: 990 Last Day: -12

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

John Cougar Mellencamp182nd
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 990 Last Day: +69

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Bartleby the Scrivener183rd
Bartleby the ScrivenerPoints: 990 Last Day: +116

Disaffected Office Worker

Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!

Would prefer not to.

Gian Lorenzo Bernini184th
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 989 Last Day: -17

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

Robert  Goulet185th
Robert GouletPoints: 989 Last Day: -41

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Ghost  Man186th
Ghost ManPoints: 989 Last Day: +63

Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

Don Mattingly187th
Don MattinglyPoints: 989 Last Day: -1

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Von Hayes188th
Von HayesPoints: 988 Last Day: +8

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

John Ritter189th
John RitterPoints: 988 Last Day: -38

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Roy G. Biv190th
Roy G. BivPoints: 987 Last Day: -5

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Gerald  Ford191st
Gerald FordPoints: 986 Last Day: -99

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Bernie  Kosar192nd
Bernie KosarPoints: 985 Last Day: -36

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Guglielmo Marconi193rd
Guglielmo MarconiPoints: 985 Last Day: -94

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Friedrich Nietzsche194th
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 985 Last Day: +84

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Leif Erikson195th
Leif EriksonPoints: 984 Last Day: +120

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

SupermanPoints: 983 Last Day: -21

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Thomas the Tank Engine197th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 981 Last Day: +34

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Dick  Fosbury198th
Dick FosburyPoints: 980 Last Day: -51

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Boss Tweed199th
Boss TweedPoints: 980 Last Day: -53

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

Paul  Bunyan200th
Paul BunyanPoints: 979 Last Day: -65

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon