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The Ranking: 151 - 200
Samuel  Chase151st
Samuel ChasePoints: 1011 Last Day: -13

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

OrionPoints: 1011 Last Day: +69

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Mr  Potato Head153rd
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 1011 Last Day: -153

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

GodzillaPoints: 1009 Last Day: +38

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

MoctezumaPoints: 1009 Last Day: +39

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Thomas Jefferson156th
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1008 Last Day: -72

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

PopeyePoints: 1008 Last Day: +49

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Spider-ManPoints: 1008 Last Day: -7

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

TutankhamunPoints: 1008 Last Day: +60

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Oliver Cromwell160th
Oliver CromwellPoints: 1007 Last Day: -16

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

El Cid161st
El CidPoints: 1006 Last Day: -153

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Gerard  Depardieu162nd
Gerard DepardieuPoints: 1006 Last Day: +46

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

John  Malkovich163rd
John MalkovichPoints: 1006 Last Day: +21

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

SupermanPoints: 1006 Last Day: -32

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Bertie Wooster165th
Bertie WoosterPoints: 1006 Last Day: -18

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Fat  Guy166th
Fat GuyPoints: 1004 Last Day: -20

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

  Ramses II167th
Ramses IIPoints: 1004 Last Day: +52

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

John Cougar Mellencamp168th
John Cougar MellencampPoints: 1003 Last Day: +97

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Count  von Count169th
Count von CountPoints: 1001 Last Day: +78

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

CincinnatusPoints: 1000 Last Day: -61

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Von Hayes171st
Von HayesPoints: 1000 Last Day: +110

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Father  Time172nd
Father TimePoints: 999 Last Day: +32

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

BanacekPoints: 998 Last Day: +46

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Enrico Fermi174th
Enrico FermiPoints: 998 Last Day: -69

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

John  Jay175th
John JayPoints: 998 Last Day: +27

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Mr  Peanut176th
Mr PeanutPoints: 998 Last Day: +76

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

John Ritter177th
John RitterPoints: 997 Last Day: +0

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Thomas the Tank Engine178th
Thomas the Tank EnginePoints: 996 Last Day: +71

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Bob Uecker179th
Bob UeckerPoints: 996 Last Day: +15

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

OperamanPoints: 995 Last Day: +7

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

QuasimodoPoints: 995 Last Day: -3

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Friedrich Nietzsche182nd
Friedrich NietzschePoints: 991 Last Day: +87

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

Hernan Cortes183rd
Hernan CortesPoints: 989 Last Day: -34


Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

DeathPoints: 988 Last Day: +25

Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

Teddy Roosevelt185th
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 988 Last Day: -86

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

AugustusPoints: 987 Last Day: +66

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Bob Marley187th
Bob MarleyPoints: 987 Last Day: +90

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Smokey  Bear188th
Smokey BearPoints: 986 Last Day: -64

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

ManiclesPoints: 986 Last Day: -32

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

H.L.  Mencken190th
H.L. MenckenPoints: 986 Last Day: -9

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

PinocchioPoints: 986 Last Day: -29

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

AlfPoints: 985 Last Day: +62

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Uncle Jesse193rd
Uncle JessePoints: 983 Last Day: -58

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Gotlieb  Mannstein194th
Gotlieb MannsteinPoints: 983 Last Day: -18

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

NostradamusPoints: 981 Last Day: -75


Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Pac  Man196th
Pac ManPoints: 980 Last Day: -1

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

Omar Sharif197th
Omar SharifPoints: 979 Last Day: +67

Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

AchillesPoints: 976 Last Day: -14

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Lloyd  Braun199th
Lloyd BraunPoints: 976 Last Day: +58

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

The Artful Dodger200th
The Artful DodgerPoints: 976 Last Day: +105

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"