Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Pittsburgh Pirates Legend

Gold Gloves: 5

Bat Type: Alka Seltzer

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

The Man with the Axe

Inspiration: Caesar Augustus

Favorite Poker Hand: Follow the Queens

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Lord of Spaceball One

Desired speed: Ludicrous

Airshield combination: 1-2-3-4-5

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.