Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

Prolific Fruit Planter

Likes: Hard Cider

Dislikes: Oranges

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Austrian Archaeologist

Discoverer of the Man Scrolls

Really digs this website

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires