Homo Erectus
Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years
Hometown: Beijing, China
Lord Protector of England
Reign: 1653-1658
Government: Commonwealth
Held major commands in the WWI and Africa
Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body
Last seen in the library with a candlestick
Obstinate Man Child
Refused to grow up
Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.
Ice-bound Waterbug
Rookie goals: 30
Nationality: Czech
Robin the Chicken-Hearted
Steer: Coconut Shells
Capital of Assyria: Unknown
Ol' St. Nick
List check frequency: 2x
Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism
King of the Monsters
Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo
Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale
Great White Whale
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
A metaphor for life, man
Castillian Hombre
Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
Chivalry: Second to none
13th U.S. President
Last Whig President
Highlight: The Compromise of 1850
Uber Tuber
Shaves faster than any man
Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head
Aztec King
Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl
Defeated by: Cortes
11th U.S. President
Party: Democratic
Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!
Founder of Jamestown
Native Seduced: Pocahontas
Portrayed by: Colin Farrel
Troublemaker
Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson
Cartoon forefather of mischief
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Pittsburgh Pirates Legend
Gold Gloves: 5
Bat Type: Alka Seltzer
God of Wine
Represented the benefits of intoxication
Greek name: Dionysus
World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci
Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod
On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice
Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)
Began ruling in his early 20s
Born a lad, became a mummy
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Color: Purple
Game, blouses.
American Politician
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton
Mythical Ape-Man
Also known as: Sasquatch
Cousin: Yetti
Nintendo Ice Hockey
Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction
Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache
Prehistoric Legal Counsel
Is often frightened and confused
"There is one thing I DO know..."
Austere Soup Service Man
Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup
No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!
Slow Moving Check Avoider
Secret Power: Castling
Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers
Greek Hero
Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy
Guess where his one weakness is
Steals Hamburgers
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
The Father of Medicine
Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine
Rejected the divine origin
1980s Rock Icon
Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane
Cougar dropped: 1991
Disaffected Office Worker
Pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn!
Would prefer not to.
Baroque Sculptor and Architect
Rival: Francesco Borromini
Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa
Professionally Trained Voice Man
Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.
Location: Somewhere in the mountains
Master of the Basepaths
Never takes the extra bag
Currently on 1st and 2nd
Donnie Baseball
New York, NY
1980's Phillies Star
Once traded for: Julio Franco
Middle name: Francis
Three's Company
Middle name: Southworth
Last film: Bad Santa
Colorful Character
Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths
Sentenced to life in prism
38th U.S. President
Reputation for integrity and openness
Cleaned up after Nixon
Bernie Bernie
Ohhh yeah, how you can throw
We gotta go: Super Bowl
Father of Radio
Year of invention: 1895
Political views: Fascist
God is dead.
Stat: Generic
Rocken, Prussia
Icelandic Explorer
Discovery: North America
Leif Erikson Day: October 9th
The Man of Steel
Alternate occupation: Reporter
Favored heroin: Lois Lane
Anthropomorphic Steam Engine
Resides: Island of Sodor
Seasons: 10
Renowned Highjumper
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
Tammany Hall Proprietor
Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement
Estimated amount stolen: $200 million
Legendary Lumberjack
Best friend: Babe the blue ox
Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon