Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Colorful Character

Arranges himself in decreasing wavelengths

Sentenced to life in prism

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

1980's Phillies Star

Once traded for: Julio Franco

Middle name: Francis

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

The Sage of Anacostia

Abolitionist, author, orator, statesman

Inspiring tale of perseverance