It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Modernist Architect

Writer, atheist, name changer

Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

Fictional Great White Shark

Haunt: Amity Island

Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman

Average Joe

Handy with a soldering iron

Is not properly dressed for work

The Ultimate Mancrush

Will NEVER believe it's not butter

THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"