Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Prince of Wallachia

Master of the cruel and unusual

The Original Dracula

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Mancrush Historian

Professor of Manthropology

Top three: Bob Dole, Cicero, Muhammad Ali

13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Clairvoyant World Cup Star

AKA: El Pulpo Paul

Record: 8-0

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."