Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

1980s Rock Icon

Hits: Pink Houses, Jack and Diane

Cougar dropped: 1991

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Merry Old Soul

Fiddlers: 3

Requested: Pipe,Bowl

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

It's a trap!

Race: Mon Calamari

Force: Rebel Alliance

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Gordon Shumway!

Diet: Cats

Intergalactic flame: Rhonda

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Chilean Writer and Poet

Political views: Communist

Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?

WWII German Field Marshal

Also known as: The Desert Fox

Crucial battle lost: Normandy

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

"Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!"

Stat: Generic

Location: mancrush.com

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men