It's Evolution, Baby
Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species
Vessel: HMS Beagle
Austere Soup Service Man
Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup
No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!
Nickname: Lucky Lindy
Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies
French Writer & Philosopher
True name: Francois-Marie Arouet
Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey
Westernized the nation
Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season
Signer of the Declaration of Independence
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
Man without a country
So it goes.
Ancient Greek Philosopher
Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens
Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock
Fictional 70's Detective
Relies on: Polish proverbs
Has a lovely bunch of coconuts
Philosopher and Poet
Author of "The Prince"
The end justifies the means?
First European to the Mississippi River
Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...
20th century's Finest Actor
Popularized: Stanislavski System
Seminal work: The Godfather
Mythical Roman Stud
Horse name: Gunpowder
Frightened by: Headless Horseman
Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer
The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka
Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.
Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.
Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.
Prominent Aztec Deity
Name essence: Bird Serpent
Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes
Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings
Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years
Fearless British Explorer
Key discovery: Australia
Killed during: Hawaiian melee
Father of the Atom Bomb
Nobel Prizes: 1
16th Century Essayist
Motto: What do I know?
What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft
King of the Monsters
Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo
Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
Fictional Sailor Man
Trademark tattoo: Anchor
Desire: Real boyhood
Renowned Opera Singer
Expresses the plight of the common operaman
Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo
13th Century Mongol Overlord
Modern-day descendents: 17 million
Grave whereabouts: Unknown
Area explored: Florida
Truly sought: Gold
The Good Doctor
Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!
Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox
Poet & Prophet
White college kids inspired: 235,711
February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981
Chilean Writer and Poet
Political views: Communist
Cuanto vive el hombre, por fin?
Fictional Egg Man
Sat on a wall
Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men
Writer, atheist, name changer
Notable work: Notre-Dame-du-Haut
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton
Such is Mango!
Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!
You can't a-have-a de Mango!
Heady Metropolitans Mascot
Sexual preference: Ambiguous
Wrote The Manhabbas Verses
Era: Circa 700 CE
Mythical Founder of Rome
Sustenance: She-wolf succoring
Work in question: The Satanic Verses
Alias: Sal Bass
Ohhh yeah, how you can throw
We gotta go: Super Bowl
Held major commands in the WWI and Africa
Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body
Last seen in the library with a candlestick
Phone bill: Exorbitant
Nintendo Ice Hockey
Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction
Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache
Age of Empires Unit
Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold
Fictional Great White Shark
Haunt: Amity Island
Achilles Heel: CO2 tanks, Paul Newman
Handy with a soldering iron
Is not properly dressed for work
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
Chinese Military Strategist
Author of The Art of War
Translation: "Master Sun"