The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Enlightenment Philosopher

Didn't do anything of note till age 40

His ideas are Rousseau hot right now

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony