Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other