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The Ranking: 101 - 150
The Elephant Man101st
The Elephant ManPoints: 1047 Last Day: +88

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Don Quixote102nd
Don QuixotePoints: 1047 Last Day: +36

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

BabarPoints: 1046 Last Day: -15

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

HannibalPoints: 1046 Last Day: +29

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

William Butler Yeats105th
William Butler YeatsPoints: 1046 Last Day: -52

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

HerculesPoints: 1044 Last Day: -70

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Robin  Hood107th
Robin HoodPoints: 1043 Last Day: +51

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

George Washington108th
George WashingtonPoints: 1040 Last Day: -67

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

The  Old Man of the Mountain109th
The Old Man of the MountainPoints: 1039 Last Day: +66

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

William Henry Harrison110th
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 1038 Last Day: -29

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Lloyd  Braun111st
Lloyd BraunPoints: 1037 Last Day: +155

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

Henry Hudson112nd
Henry HudsonPoints: 1037 Last Day: -55

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

BlackbeardPoints: 1036 Last Day: +55

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

OperamanPoints: 1036 Last Day: +97

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Lawrence  Welk115th
Lawrence WelkPoints: 1035 Last Day: +31

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

James Madison116th
James MadisonPoints: 1034 Last Day: -37

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Soup  Nazi117th
Soup NaziPoints: 1034 Last Day: +2

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Mr  Potato Head118th
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 1033 Last Day: -120

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

James  Monroe119th
James MonroePoints: 1031 Last Day: -30

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Paul  Bunyan120th
Paul BunyanPoints: 1029 Last Day: +42

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Leif Erikson121st
Leif EriksonPoints: 1028 Last Day: +24

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Sitting Bull122nd
Sitting BullPoints: 1027 Last Day: -33

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Black  Spy123rd
Black SpyPoints: 1027 Last Day: +35

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Manwar  Al-Man124th
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 1026 Last Day: +60

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Spiro  Agnew125th
Spiro AgnewPoints: 1025 Last Day: -68

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Robert  Goulet126th
Robert GouletPoints: 1025 Last Day: +108

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Grocer Cat127th
Grocer CatPoints: 1025 Last Day: -33

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Bertie Wooster128th
Bertie WoosterPoints: 1025 Last Day: -62

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

BacchusPoints: 1024 Last Day: +54

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

James Cook130th
James CookPoints: 1024 Last Day: -58

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

H.L.  Mencken131st
H.L. MenckenPoints: 1022 Last Day: -46

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Hans Moleman132nd
Hans MolemanPoints: 1022 Last Day: +73

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

PythagorasPoints: 1020 Last Day: -25

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Yuri  Gagarin134th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1019 Last Day: -23

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

John James Audubon135th
John James AudubonPoints: 1018 Last Day: -115

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Little  Caesar136th
Little CaesarPoints: 1017 Last Day: +20

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

OdysseusPoints: 1017 Last Day: -39

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

ETPoints: 1016 Last Day: +10

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

ManiclesPoints: 1016 Last Day: -86

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Vasco da Gama140th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 1015 Last Day: -77

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Merv Griffin141st
Merv GriffinPoints: 1015 Last Day: -26


Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Yukon  Cornelius142nd
Yukon CorneliusPoints: 1014 Last Day: -9

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

Robert H Goddard143rd
Robert H GoddardPoints: 1013 Last Day: -8


First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Peking  Man144th
Peking ManPoints: 1013 Last Day: +6

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Baruch de Spinoza145th
Baruch de SpinozaPoints: 1012 Last Day: -57

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

GodzillaPoints: 1011 Last Day: +43

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

ConfuciusPoints: 1010 Last Day: -20

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

The  Hamburglar148th
The HamburglarPoints: 1009 Last Day: +32

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Bob Uecker149th
Bob UeckerPoints: 1009 Last Day: -4

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

CincinnatusPoints: 1008 Last Day: -50

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other