Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

American Singer/Songwriter

Passes time: At the Copa, Copacabana

True moniker: Barry Alan Pincus

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

der Fuhrer

Reich: Third

Fraulein: Eva Braun

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Held major commands in the WWI and Africa

Accused of profiteering, and the murder of Mr Body

Last seen in the library with a candlestick

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies