Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Fictional Sailor Man

Trademark tattoo: Anchor

Tonic: Spinach

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy