Roman Poet and Philosopher
Wrote De Rerum Natura
Possibly the world's first atheist
First elected leader of South Africa
Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years
Also known as: Madiba
10th U.S. President
Nickname: His Accidency
Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas
Man in Tights
Residence: Sherwood Forest
Posse: The Merry Men
8th U.S. President
Nickname: Old Kinderhook
Only President with English as his second language
Everyman Hero
Skill: Funny Faces
Battles: Merrie England, Drink
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing
Should probably see a chiropractor
Occultist Everyman
Arcana: Major
Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication
Ancient Latin Orator
Name meaning: Chickpea
Nemesis: Marc Antony
The Man of Steel
Alternate occupation: Reporter
Favored heroin: Lois Lane
Our Lord and Savior
Miracles: 12,875 and counting
Omnipresent
Novelist
Noted alcholic
Seminal work: The Great Gatsby
9th U.S. President
Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!
Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe
The Father of History
Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies
Exclusively known for 'The Histories'
Serbian Inventor
Patron Saint of Modern Electricity
"The man who invented the twentieth century"
Corps of Discovery Leader
Sidekick: William Clark
Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots
Homo Erectus
Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years
Hometown: Beijing, China
Spanish Conquistador
First European to the Mississippi River
Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...
Steals Hamburgers
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
American Politician, Founding Father
First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
Hometown: New York, NY
Renowned Cellist
Heritage: French/Chinese
Grammys: 15
Dutch Philosopher
Equated God and Nature as the same reality
Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi
Mythical Roman Stud
Labors: 12
Father: Zeus
Man of La Mancha
Sidekick: Sancho Panza
Nemesis: Windmills
Ancient Greek Historian
Coined the term "Manus Crux"
Admired: Jeterius
Father of Radio
Year of invention: 1895
Political views: Fascist
Personification of the U.S.A
Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army
Is actually Canadian
Malkovich Malkovich
Malkovich: Malkovich
Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?
Circumnavigator
Voyages: 5
Felled by: Filipino Natives
Uncle Shelby
Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends
Best Song: A Boy Named Sue
Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker
Nickname: Homeslice
Cutlery used: None
Renaissance Man
Notable work: Mona Lisa
Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin
Confederate General
Best bud: Robert E. Lee
Killed by: Friendly fire
Robin the Chicken-Hearted
Steer: Coconut Shells
Capital of Assyria: Unknown
Castillian Hombre
Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
Chivalry: Second to none
Yankee Great
Doubles power: Waning
Double chin: Waxing
Dutch Painter
Movement: De Stijl
Possibly guilty of being a square
Mr. Baseball
Position: Catcher
Location: Jusssssst a bit outside
World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci
Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod
On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice
Great White Whale
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
A metaphor for life, man
Poet & Prophet
White college kids inspired: 235,711
February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981
26th U.S. President
Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders
Trusts busted: Countless
Nintendo Ice Hockey
Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction
Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache
Uber Tuber
Shaves faster than any man
Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head
American Actor
Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H
Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
Conquistador
Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs
Mujer: La Malinche
The USS Constitution
Oldest commissioned ship still in service
Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798
The Father of Numbers
Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher
Best known theorem: Pythagorean
Signer of the Declaration of Independence
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
Represented: Maryland
Carthaginian Commander
Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae
Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately