Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso
Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses
First launch: March 16, 1926
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog
Diplomat to: France
Kite discovery: Electricity
I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?
Compelling in-game interviews: None
Belittling retorts: 3,978
Chinese Military Strategist
Author of The Art of War
Translation: "Master Sun"
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
Patron Saint of Modern Electricity
"The man who invented the twentieth century"
Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson
Cartoon forefather of mischief
Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence
Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Poles encountered: 1
Rookie goals: 30
Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
Chivalry: Second to none
King of the Monsters
Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo
Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale
Father of Radio
Year of invention: 1895
Political views: Fascist
The Ultimate Mancrush
Will NEVER believe it's not butter
THE male supermodel of the 80's, 90's, and today
38th U.S. President
Reputation for integrity and openness
Cleaned up after Nixon
Equated God and Nature as the same reality
Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi
Back-Stabbing Friends: 1
Rome, circa 75 BC
Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H
Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
Location: Jusssssst a bit outside
Spanish New World Explorer
Swath scoured: Southwest
Literal translation: Cow's head
Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of subterfuge
Guile matched only by the White Spy
American Politician, Founding Father
First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
Hometown: New York, NY
Obstinate Man Child
Refused to grow up
Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.
Man in Tights
Residence: Sherwood Forest
Posse: The Merry Men
Philosopher and Poet
Author of "The Prince"
The end justifies the means?
Such is Mango!
Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!
You can't a-have-a de Mango!
Lakota Sioux Leader
Routed: General Custer
Buried at: Fort Yates
Doing the Things a Particle Can
What's He Like: Not Important
Forms: Dot & Speck
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton
House volume: Full
Intimate with: Aunt Becky
Indispensible theory: Relativity
Regret: Atom bomb advocacy
Drank from: The vessel that stank
Arcade Game Character
Lunar Scout Pilot
Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen
God of Wine
Represented the benefits of intoxication
Greek name: Dionysus
Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.
Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.
Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.
Corps of Discovery Leader
Sidekick: William Clark
Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots
Poet & Prophet
White college kids inspired: 235,711
February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981
He is Keith Hernandez
Off-Color Comments: 1
Needs help moving.
First emperor of the Roman Empire
Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD
Namesake for the month of August
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?
Will power: Lacking
Attire: Oversized Diaper
Theme: Sabre Dance
Nintendo Ice Hockey
Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction
Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache
Signer of the Declaration of Independence
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae
Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately