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The Ranking: 101 - 150
MichelangeloPoints: 1047 Last Day: -14

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Spiro  Agnew102nd
Spiro AgnewPoints: 1046 Last Day: +76

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Stephen Hawking103rd
Stephen HawkingPoints: 1046 Last Day: +53


Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Muhammad Ali104th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1044 Last Day: -90

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Paul  Bunyan105th
Paul BunyanPoints: 1044 Last Day: +122

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Vasco da Gama106th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 1043 Last Day: -33

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Isaac Newton107th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1043 Last Day: -50

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

CaravaggioPoints: 1042 Last Day: -31

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Merv Griffin109th
Merv GriffinPoints: 1041 Last Day: +26


Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Father  Time110th
Father TimePoints: 1039 Last Day: +47

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

Uncle  Sam111st
Uncle SamPoints: 1034 Last Day: -44

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Marlon Brando112nd
Marlon BrandoPoints: 1033 Last Day: -148

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Niccolo  Machiavelli113rd
Niccolo MachiavelliPoints: 1033 Last Day: -7

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Harry Truman114th
Harry TrumanPoints: 1033 Last Day: +27

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

OrionPoints: 1032 Last Day: +46

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Millard  Fillmore116th
Millard FillmorePoints: 1031 Last Day: +50

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

Yo-Yo Ma117th
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1029 Last Day: -22

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Marcus  Aurelius118th
Marcus AureliusPoints: 1027 Last Day: +22

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Julius Caesar119th
Julius CaesarPoints: 1027 Last Day: -20

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

GodzillaPoints: 1027 Last Day: +27

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

HamletPoints: 1025 Last Day: +37

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Mr  Potato Head122nd
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 1025 Last Day: +30

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Vitruvian  Man123rd
Vitruvian ManPoints: 1024 Last Day: -51

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Frank Lloyd Wright124th
Frank Lloyd WrightPoints: 1024 Last Day: -44

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

ConfuciusPoints: 1023 Last Day: -45

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Alan  Alda126th
Alan AldaPoints: 1022 Last Day: -10

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Fat  Guy127th
Fat GuyPoints: 1020 Last Day: +67

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Spider-ManPoints: 1020 Last Day: -11

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

NostradamusPoints: 1019 Last Day: -48


Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

BarbaroPoints: 1018 Last Day: +61

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Antoine  Lavoisier131st
Antoine LavoisierPoints: 1018 Last Day: -97

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Dwight D Eisenhower132nd
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1017 Last Day: +51

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

LucretiusPoints: 1017 Last Day: -29

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

White  Spy134th
White SpyPoints: 1017 Last Day: -20

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Alex Trebek135th
Alex TrebekPoints: 1017 Last Day: -29

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

GalileoPoints: 1016 Last Day: -47

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Hernando de Soto137th
Hernando de SotoPoints: 1016 Last Day: +70

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Humpty  Dumpty138th
Humpty DumptyPoints: 1015 Last Day: +65

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Christopher Columbus139th
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1014 Last Day: -97

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Alexander the Great140th
Alexander the GreatPoints: 1013 Last Day: -42

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Teddy Roosevelt141st
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1009 Last Day: -106

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

El Cid142nd
El CidPoints: 1008 Last Day: +37

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Black  Spy143rd
Black SpyPoints: 1008 Last Day: +20

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

General Tso144th
General TsoPoints: 1008 Last Day: +16

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Clark  Griswold145th
Clark GriswoldPoints: 1007 Last Day: +13

Family Man

Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer

The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka

Alexander Hamilton146th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1007 Last Day: -55

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

John Quincy Adams147th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1006 Last Day: -66

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Baruch de Spinoza148th
Baruch de SpinozaPoints: 1006 Last Day: +73

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

Hans Moleman149th
Hans MolemanPoints: 1005 Last Day: -6

"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

John  Jay150th
John JayPoints: 1004 Last Day: -47

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY