Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Talent: Single Handedly Flipping Pizzas With Spear

Wants To Talk to You About: $5.00 Hot-N-Ready Deal

Type of Birth: Little Cesarian Section

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Former German Chancellor

Led the CDU-Party

Worked on the reunification of Germany