Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Concerned Ursine Park Ranger

Age: 62

Cannot prevent forest fires

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

13th U.S. President

Last Whig President

Highlight: The Compromise of 1850

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

The H. is O.

Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice

You eat like that.