Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Fictional 70's Detective

Relies on: Polish proverbs

Seasons: 4

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Prehistoric Legal Counsel

Is often frightened and confused

"There is one thing I DO know..."

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Champaign Music Television Host

Show highlight: Bubble machine

Instrument of choice: Accordion

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

The Personification of Time

Profound similarities to Grim Reaper

Last seen: Late night with Mother Nature

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Prince of Denmark

Bad habit: Regicide

A bit touched in the head

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Anthropomorphic Steam Engine

Resides: Island of Sodor

Seasons: 10

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

American Author

Man without a country

So it goes.

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony