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Pliny the Elder Attila the Hun
The Ranking: 101 - 150
LucretiusPoints: 1045 Last Day: +22

Roman Poet and Philosopher

Wrote De Rerum Natura

Possibly the world's first atheist

Nelson Mandela102nd
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1045 Last Day: -28

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

John  Tyler103rd
John TylerPoints: 1043 Last Day: +10

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Robin  Hood104th
Robin HoodPoints: 1042 Last Day: -43

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Martin  Van Buren105th
Martin Van BurenPoints: 1042 Last Day: +75

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Lucky  Jim106th
Lucky JimPoints: 1041 Last Day: -33

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

QuasimodoPoints: 1041 Last Day: +34

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

The Fool108th
The FoolPoints: 1041 Last Day: -17

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

CiceroPoints: 1040 Last Day: -50

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony

SupermanPoints: 1040 Last Day: -2

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Jesus Christ111st
Jesus ChristPoints: 1039 Last Day: -78

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


F Scott Fitzgerald112nd
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1038 Last Day: -9


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

William Henry Harrison113rd
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 1037 Last Day: +31

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

HerodotusPoints: 1037 Last Day: +0

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Nikola  Tesla115th
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1035 Last Day: -62

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Meriweather Lewis116th
Meriweather LewisPoints: 1033 Last Day: -7

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Peking  Man117th
Peking ManPoints: 1033 Last Day: +130

Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

Hernando de Soto118th
Hernando de SotoPoints: 1033 Last Day: -11

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

The  Hamburglar119th
The HamburglarPoints: 1028 Last Day: +6

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

John  Jay120th
John JayPoints: 1028 Last Day: +1

American Politician, Founding Father

First Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

Hometown: New York, NY

Yo-Yo Ma121st
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1028 Last Day: +9

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Baruch de Spinoza122nd
Baruch de SpinozaPoints: 1027 Last Day: -73

Dutch Philosopher

Equated God and Nature as the same reality

Famous fans: Albert Einstein; Obi Wan Kenobi

HerculesPoints: 1026 Last Day: +3

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Don Quixote124th
Don QuixotePoints: 1026 Last Day: -49

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

ManiclesPoints: 1025 Last Day: -20

Ancient Greek Historian

Coined the term "Manus Crux"

Admired: Jeterius

Guglielmo Marconi126th
Guglielmo MarconiPoints: 1025 Last Day: -93

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Uncle  Sam127th
Uncle SamPoints: 1025 Last Day: -61

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

John  Malkovich128th
John MalkovichPoints: 1024 Last Day: -70

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Ferdinand Magellan129th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1022 Last Day: +67


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Shel  Silverstein130th
Shel SilversteinPoints: 1022 Last Day: +31

Uncle Shelby

Location: Where the Sidewalk Ends

Best Song: A Boy Named Sue

Earl of Sandwich131st
Earl of SandwichPoints: 1020 Last Day: +73

Prominant Statesman, Admiral, and Snacker

Nickname: Homeslice

Cutlery used: None

Leonardo da Vinci132nd
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 1020 Last Day: -40

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Stonewall Jackson133rd
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1018 Last Day: -160

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Brave Sir Robin134th
Brave Sir RobinPoints: 1018 Last Day: +62

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

El Cid135th
El CidPoints: 1017 Last Day: -11

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Derek Jeter136th
Derek JeterPoints: 1016 Last Day: +131

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

Piet  Mondrian137th
Piet MondrianPoints: 1016 Last Day: -5

Dutch Painter

Movement: De Stijl

Possibly guilty of being a square

Bob Uecker138th
Bob UeckerPoints: 1016 Last Day: +33

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Vitruvian  Man139th
Vitruvian ManPoints: 1015 Last Day: -29

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Moby-DickPoints: 1015 Last Day: +73

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

Bob Marley141st
Bob MarleyPoints: 1014 Last Day: +109

Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

Teddy Roosevelt142nd
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1014 Last Day: -55

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Fat  Guy143rd
Fat GuyPoints: 1010 Last Day: +76

Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

Mr  Potato Head144th
Mr Potato HeadPoints: 1010 Last Day: +64

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Alan  Alda145th
Alan AldaPoints: 1009 Last Day: +21

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Hernan Cortes146th
Hernan CortesPoints: 1009 Last Day: -34


Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Old  Ironsides147th
Old IronsidesPoints: 1009 Last Day: -45

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

PythagorasPoints: 1009 Last Day: -133

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Samuel  Chase149th
Samuel ChasePoints: 1007 Last Day: -17

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

HannibalPoints: 1007 Last Day: +49

Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately