Conquistador
Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs
Mujer: La Malinche
Venetian Explorer
Inventor of modern swimming pool game
Embellished tales: Nearly all
Founder of Jamestown
Native Seduced: Pocahontas
Portrayed by: Colin Farrel
Slow Moving Check Avoider
Secret Power: Castling
Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers
Arab Astronomer
Wrote The Manhabbas Verses
Era: Circa 700 CE
Aztec King
Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl
Defeated by: Cortes
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of surreptitiousness
Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy
American Naturalist, Painter
Catalogued and painted the birds of North America
Rejected in America, made his big break in England
Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man
Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker
Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon
Carthaginian Commander
Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae
Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately
Personification of the U.S.A
Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army
Is actually Canadian
Pithecanthropus Erectus
Discoverer: Eugene Dubois
Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth
Honorable Young Gentleman
Valet: Jeeves
Location: In the Soup
Concerned Ursine Park Ranger
Age: 62
Cannot prevent forest fires
20th century's Finest Actor
Popularized: Stanislavski System
Seminal work: The Godfather
Greek Mathematician
Eureka!
Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw
Fictional 70's Detective
Relies on: Polish proverbs
Seasons: 4
13th U.S. President
Last Whig President
Highlight: The Compromise of 1850
Chinese Philosopher
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
Man who run behind bus get exhausted
38th U.S. President
Reputation for integrity and openness
Cleaned up after Nixon
Man in Tights
Residence: Sherwood Forest
Posse: The Merry Men
World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci
Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod
On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice
Uber Tuber
Shaves faster than any man
Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head
Troublemaker
Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson
Cartoon forefather of mischief
Famed American Architecht
Notable work: Fallingwater
College: University of Wisconsin
Seer
Quatrains: 941
Prophecies: WWII, 9/11
9th U.S. President
Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!
Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe
Physicist
Gave a Brief History of Time
Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation
33rd U.S. President
"The buck stops here"
Nuclear attacks authorized: 2
Ol' St. Nick
List check frequency: 2x
Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism
American Actor
Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H
Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
Former Kentucky Derby Champion
Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA
More likely to become an adhesive than race again
Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander
Author of Naturalis Historia
Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea
Greek Hero
Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy
Guess where his one weakness is
Doing the Things a Particle Can
What's He Like: Not Important
Forms: Dot & Speck
The Man of Steel
Alternate occupation: Reporter
Favored heroin: Lois Lane
Occultist Everyman
Arcana: Major
Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication
Malkovich Malkovich
Malkovich: Malkovich
Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?
Kool-Aid Mascot
Oh yeah!!!
Oh no...
11th U.S. President
Party: Democratic
Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of subterfuge
Guile matched only by the White Spy
Chinese Military Strategist
Author of The Art of War
Translation: "Master Sun"
Rocketman
First launch: March 16, 1926
Patents: 214
39th Vice President of the United States
Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington
High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion
Prehistoric Legal Counsel
Is often frightened and confused
"There is one thing I DO know..."
Journalist, Author, Cynic
"The Sage of Baltimore"
Worthy man of ideas and inspirations
Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage
Location: The Granite State
R.I.P. May 3, 2003
Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence
Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Nationality: Scottish
Man of La Mancha
Sidekick: Sancho Panza
Nemesis: Windmills
The H. is O.
Was so good in Miami Vice, The Eagles, Miami Vice
You eat like that.