King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Great White Whale

Nemesis: Captain Ahab

A metaphor for life, man

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Prominent Aztec Deity

Name essence: Bird Serpent

Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes

Fictional Egg Man

Sat on a wall

Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Ambitious Roman

Back-Stabbing Friends: 1

Rome, circa 75 BC

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Steals Hamburgers

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer

Only says "Robble, robble, robble"

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Mythical Founder of Rome

Sustenance: She-wolf succoring

Overshadowed: Remus

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Ancient Latin Orator

Name meaning: Chickpea

Nemesis: Marc Antony

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Slow-witted Yeti

AKA: Bumble

Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac

Resides: Sesame Street

When he's alone, he counts himself.

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto