King Tut
Dynasty: 18th
Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC
Babylonian King
Penal codes: 1
Babylon, Mesopotamia
Ancient Greek Philosopher
Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens
Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock
Condemned Game Character
Pleads for: E or U
Prognosis: F_CK_D
6th U.S. President
Formulated the Monroe Doctrine
Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing
Should probably see a chiropractor
1800s Chinese Military Leader
Best known for: General Tso's Chicken
Given name: Zuo Zongtang
Corps of Discovery Leader
Sidekick: William Clark
Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots
18th U.S. President
General-in-Chief Union Army
Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee
English Explorer
Ship: Half Moon
Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River
World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci
Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod
On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice
Obstinate Man Child
Refused to grow up
Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.
King of the Monsters
Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo
Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale
King of the Huns
Primary foe: Roman Empire
Reputation: Subjective
Renowned Cellist
Heritage: French/Chinese
Grammys: 15
Great White Whale
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
A metaphor for life, man
First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury
Advocated: Assumption of State debts
Outdueled by: Aaron Burr
Chinese Military Strategist
Author of The Art of War
Translation: "Master Sun"
Uber Tuber
Shaves faster than any man
Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head
Prominent Aztec Deity
Name essence: Bird Serpent
Not to be confused with Hernan Cortes
Fictional Egg Man
Sat on a wall
Was let down by all the king's horses and all the king's men
Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician
Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture
Student of Socrates
French Writer & Philosopher
Age: Enlightenment
True name: Francois-Marie Arouet
Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage
Location: The Granite State
R.I.P. May 3, 2003
Robin the Chicken-Hearted
Steer: Coconut Shells
Capital of Assyria: Unknown
Greek Champion
Adventure: Epic
Vice: Lotus
Philosopher and Poet
Author of "The Prince"
The end justifies the means?
Renaissance Man
Finest opus: Sistine Chapel
Had a refined terribilita
Chinese Philosopher
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
Man who run behind bus get exhausted
Portuguese Navigator
Route chartered: Europe to India
Craft: Sao Gabriel
Role Model
House volume: Full
Intimate with: Aunt Becky
Ambitious Roman
Back-Stabbing Friends: 1
Rome, circa 75 BC
Twentieth Century Poet
Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.
"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."
The Father of Medicine
Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine
Rejected the divine origin
God of Wine
Represented the benefits of intoxication
Greek name: Dionysus
Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot
Stigmata. 'Nuf said.
Keeping it simple since 1209
Steals Hamburgers
In Brazil, Hamburglar is known as the Papaburguer
Only says "Robble, robble, robble"
Rocketman
First launch: March 16, 1926
Patents: 214
Venetian Explorer
Inventor of modern swimming pool game
Embellished tales: Nearly all
Mythical Founder of Rome
Sustenance: She-wolf succoring
Overshadowed: Remus
Renowned Highjumper
Inventor of the Fosbury Flop
1968 Gold Medalist
Superhero
Secret identity: Bruce Wayne
Whip: Batmobile
Ancient Latin Orator
Name meaning: Chickpea
Nemesis: Marc Antony
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of surreptitiousness
Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy
Slow-witted Yeti
AKA: Bumble
Least Favorite Movie: An Inconvenient Truth
Spanish New World Explorer
Swath scoured: Southwest
Literal translation: Cow's head
Obsessive-Compulsive Arithmomaniac
Resides: Sesame Street
When he's alone, he counts himself.
Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame
Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow
Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike
Entertainer
Has a lovely bunch of coconuts
Location: mancrush.com
Fictional Fibber
Desire: Real boyhood
Manhandler: Gepetto