American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men