2nd U.S. President
Self-loathing Federalist
The Colossus of Independence
A Real American Hero
Headquarters: The Pit
Nemesis: COBRA
4th U.S. President
Father of the Constitution
Blunder: War of 1812
38th U.S. President
Reputation for integrity and openness
Cleaned up after Nixon
6th U.S. President
Formulated the Monroe Doctrine
Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State
King of the Gods
Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt
Favorite Hobby: Philanderering
American Author
Real name: Samuel Clemens
Hobby: Writing banned books
Elegant Fowl
Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree
Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon
Mythical Roman Stud
Labors: 12
Father: Zeus
Roman Poet
Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso
Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses
The Good Doctor
Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!
Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox
Curious Character
Nobel Prizes: 1
Location: Uncertain
Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog
Diplomat to: France
Kite discovery: Electricity
16th Century Essayist
Motto: What do I know?
What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft
Man of La Mancha
Sidekick: Sancho Panza
Nemesis: Windmills
Serbian Inventor
Patron Saint of Modern Electricity
"The man who invented the twentieth century"
Microbiologist
First vaccine: Rabies
Favorite drink: Milk
Occultist Everyman
Arcana: Major
Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication
Slow Moving Check Avoider
Secret Power: Castling
Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers
Fictional Sailor Man
Trademark tattoo: Anchor
Tonic: Spinach
7th U.S. President
Old Hickory
Bill depiction: $20
Spanish Conquistador
First European to the Mississippi River
Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...
Famed American Architecht
Notable work: Fallingwater
College: University of Wisconsin
Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World
280 BC - 226 BC
Height: 70 Cubits
Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot
Stigmata. 'Nuf said.
Keeping it simple since 1209
Physicist
Indispensible theory: Relativity
Regret: Atom bomb advocacy
Transatlantic Aviator
Nickname: Lucky Lindy
Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
Monk, Trendsetter
Theses: 95
Good: God
Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man
Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker
Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon
3rd U.S President
Dreams: Agrarian State
Best purchase: Louisiana
The Captain
Conveyance: Flying Shoe
In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew
35th U.S. President
Statesman and Playboy
Fiasco: Bay of Pigs
Venetian Explorer
Inventor of modern swimming pool game
Embellished tales: Nearly all
Pioneer of Immunization
Lives Saved: Innumerable
Principle Foe: Small Pox
The Man Upstairs
Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board
Smite 'em if you got 'em
American Literary Icon
Nickname: Papa
Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism
Anthropomorphic Common Toad
Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Residence: Toad Hall
32nd U.S. President
Terms: Four
The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.
It's Evolution, Baby
Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species
Vessel: HMS Beagle
Our Lord and Savior
Miracles: 12,875 and counting
Omnipresent
English Explorer
Ship: Half Moon
Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River
Scottish Missionary and Explorer
First European to Victoria Falls
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
Italian Astronomer
Best known as: Father of Science
Discredited: Geocentricity
42nd U.S. President
Lewd Acts: 17
New York, NY
Family Man
Passions: Sledding, lights, holiday cheer
The thing to say: Mona Kalikimaka
Greek Mathematician
Eureka!
Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw
26th U.S. President
Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders
Trusts busted: Countless
Ancient Greek Philosopher
Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens
Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock
American Politician
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton