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Louis Pasteur1st
Louis PasteurPoints: 1175 Last Day: +50


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

TarzanPoints: 1162 Last Day: +138

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

ZeusPoints: 1162 Last Day: -17

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Charles Darwin4th
Charles DarwinPoints: 1156 Last Day: +138

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

George Washington5th
George WashingtonPoints: 1152 Last Day: +73

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

F Scott Fitzgerald6th
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1150 Last Day: +54


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Alan  Alda7th
Alan AldaPoints: 1144 Last Day: +62

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

OsirisPoints: 1143 Last Day: +44

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Andrew  Jackson9th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1141 Last Day: +14

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

John F Kennedy10th
John F KennedyPoints: 1140 Last Day: +35

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Michel de Montaigne11th
Michel de MontaignePoints: 1138 Last Day: -16

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Fyodor Dostoevsky12th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1136 Last Day: +54

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Isaac Newton13th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1133 Last Day: -7

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

GodPoints: 1132 Last Day: +51

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

BabarPoints: 1131 Last Day: +43

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Ernest Hemingway16th
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1129 Last Day: -4

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Edward Jenner17th
Edward JennerPoints: 1129 Last Day: -6

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

  Francis of Assisi18th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1127 Last Day: +12

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

SocratesPoints: 1124 Last Day: +54

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

John  Adams20th
John AdamsPoints: 1122 Last Day: +42

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

MangoPoints: 1122 Last Day: +79

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

OvidPoints: 1121 Last Day: +13

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Jesus Christ23rd
Jesus ChristPoints: 1116 Last Day: -27

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


Ickle Me24th
Ickle MePoints: 1116 Last Day: -49

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Robin  Hood25th
Robin HoodPoints: 1113 Last Day: +47

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Bill Murray26th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1113 Last Day: +15

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Alexander Hamilton27th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1112 Last Day: +1

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Vincent  van Gogh28th
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1112 Last Day: +50

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Lawrence of Arabia29th
Lawrence of ArabiaPoints: 1111 Last Day: +12

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Uncle Jesse30th
Uncle JessePoints: 1111 Last Day: +92

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

Robert H Goddard31st
Robert H GoddardPoints: 1107 Last Day: +76


First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

Teddy Roosevelt32nd
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1106 Last Day: -43

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Uncle  Sam33rd
Uncle SamPoints: 1106 Last Day: +51

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Colossus of Rhodes34th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1105 Last Day: +25

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Nelson Mandela35th
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1104 Last Day: -50

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Yuri  Gagarin36th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1103 Last Day: +71

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Nikola  Tesla37th
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1099 Last Day: +18

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

John James Audubon38th
John James AudubonPoints: 1098 Last Day: +5

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Ferdinand Magellan39th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1098 Last Day: -12


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

James Polk40th
James PolkPoints: 1098 Last Day: +29

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

The Fool41st
The FoolPoints: 1097 Last Day: +16

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Ben Franklin42nd
Ben FranklinPoints: 1096 Last Day: -124

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Thomas  Aquinas43rd
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1095 Last Day: +16

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

SupermanPoints: 1095 Last Day: +42

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Mr. Toad45th
Mr. ToadPoints: 1095 Last Day: -3

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Enrico Fermi46th
Enrico FermiPoints: 1094 Last Day: +44

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Stonewall Jackson47th
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1092 Last Day: +8

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Spider-ManPoints: 1092 Last Day: +66

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

HerodotusPoints: 1091 Last Day: +8

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Sun  Tzu50th
Sun TzuPoints: 1091 Last Day: +93

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"