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Vitruvian  Man1st
Vitruvian ManPoints: 1206 Last Day: +153

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Richard P Feynman2nd
Richard P FeynmanPoints: 1193 Last Day: +107

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Colossus of Rhodes3rd
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1185 Last Day: +16

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

James Madison4th
James MadisonPoints: 1162 Last Day: +70

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

John F Kennedy5th
John F KennedyPoints: 1160 Last Day: +25

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

GalileoPoints: 1156 Last Day: +49

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Captain John Smith7th
Captain John SmithPoints: 1153 Last Day: +9

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Sitting Bull8th
Sitting BullPoints: 1150 Last Day: +96

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

Mr. Toad9th
Mr. ToadPoints: 1148 Last Day: +10

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Nelson Mandela10th
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1147 Last Day: -89

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Vincent  van Gogh11th
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1147 Last Day: +73

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

William Butler Yeats12th
William Butler YeatsPoints: 1146 Last Day: +94

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

John James Audubon13th
John James AudubonPoints: 1144 Last Day: +36

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

MichelangeloPoints: 1144 Last Day: -9

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Richard M. Nixon15th
Richard M. NixonPoints: 1143 Last Day: +114

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Ickle Me16th
Ickle MePoints: 1141 Last Day: +74

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

AesopPoints: 1137 Last Day: +120

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

David  Livingstone18th
David LivingstonePoints: 1135 Last Day: +57

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

John  Adams19th
John AdamsPoints: 1130 Last Day: +94

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Nikola  Tesla20th
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1127 Last Day: +70

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Teddy Roosevelt21st
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1125 Last Day: +93

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Louis Pasteur22nd
Louis PasteurPoints: 1123 Last Day: +22


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

James  Monroe23rd
James MonroePoints: 1118 Last Day: -38

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

ZeusPoints: 1117 Last Day: -4

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Dwight D Eisenhower25th
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1116 Last Day: +117

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

Spiro  Agnew26th
Spiro AgnewPoints: 1115 Last Day: +102

39th Vice President of the United States

Sneakiest Four Syllables in Washington

High crime and(or) misdemeanor: Tax evasion

Old  Ironsides27th
Old IronsidesPoints: 1113 Last Day: +120

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

Andrew  Jackson28th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1112 Last Day: +4

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Jesus Christ29th
Jesus ChristPoints: 1111 Last Day: +39

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


Geoffrey  Chaucer30th
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1109 Last Day: +47

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

F Scott Fitzgerald31st
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1109 Last Day: +16


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

OsirisPoints: 1109 Last Day: -94

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Saint  Augustine33rd
Saint AugustinePoints: 1108 Last Day: +5

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Mark  Twain34th
Mark TwainPoints: 1108 Last Day: +45

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Grocer Cat35th
Grocer CatPoints: 1105 Last Day: +42

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Vasco da Gama36th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 1104 Last Day: +117

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

George Washington37th
George WashingtonPoints: 1104 Last Day: -26

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

HippocratesPoints: 1098 Last Day: +72

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Sun  Tzu39th
Sun TzuPoints: 1096 Last Day: +35

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Christopher Columbus40th
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1094 Last Day: +1

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Classic Lego Spaceman41st
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1094 Last Day: +24

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Henry Hudson42nd
Henry HudsonPoints: 1093 Last Day: +31

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

The Id43rd
The IdPoints: 1093 Last Day: -5

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Enrico Fermi44th
Enrico FermiPoints: 1092 Last Day: -17

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

John Quincy Adams45th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1090 Last Day: +94

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

NostradamusPoints: 1090 Last Day: +3


Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

Alexander Hamilton47th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1089 Last Day: +64

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

ArchimedesPoints: 1088 Last Day: +23

Greek Mathematician


Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

GodPoints: 1088 Last Day: +61

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Lucky  Jim50th
Lucky JimPoints: 1088 Last Day: -40

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink