King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew