16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River