King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution