King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Spanish Inquisitor

Idea of a good time: Coerced confessions

Dark secret: Jewish ancestry

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Legendary Lumberjack

Best friend: Babe the blue ox

Notable creations: 10,000 lakes, Grand Canyon