Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed