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The Ranking: 1 - 50
Stephen Hawking1st
Stephen HawkingPoints: 1163 Last Day: +93

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Edward Jenner2nd
Edward JennerPoints: 1162 Last Day: +40

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Charles Darwin3rd
Charles DarwinPoints: 1159 Last Day: +134

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Lucky  Jim4th
Lucky JimPoints: 1158 Last Day: -5

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Don Quixote5th
Don QuixotePoints: 1156 Last Day: +74

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

John  Adams6th
John AdamsPoints: 1147 Last Day: +91

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Zeus7th
ZeusPoints: 1146 Last Day: -6

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Mark  Twain8th
Mark TwainPoints: 1144 Last Day: +59

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Saint  Augustine9th
Saint AugustinePoints: 1135 Last Day: +60

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

The Id10th
The IdPoints: 1130 Last Day: -54

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Fyodor Dostoevsky11th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1129 Last Day: +65

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

  Francis of Assisi12th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1129 Last Day: +46

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Bill Murray13th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1126 Last Day: -18

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

John James Audubon14th
John James AudubonPoints: 1123 Last Day: +82

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Christopher Columbus15th
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1123 Last Day: +52

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Saint  Patrick16th
Saint PatrickPoints: 1122 Last Day: +108

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Geoffrey  Chaucer17th
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1121 Last Day: +60

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Ickle Me18th
Ickle MePoints: 1121 Last Day: +65

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Sun  Tzu19th
Sun TzuPoints: 1117 Last Day: +83

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

John F Kennedy20th
John F KennedyPoints: 1114 Last Day: +90

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

The Owl21st
The OwlPoints: 1114 Last Day: +59

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

John Quincy Adams22nd
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1113 Last Day: +21

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Nelson Mandela23rd
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1112 Last Day: -11

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Martin  Luther24th
Martin LutherPoints: 1111 Last Day: +31

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Caravaggio25th
CaravaggioPoints: 1109 Last Day: -1

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Colossus of Rhodes26th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1109 Last Day: -47

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

The King27th
The KingPoints: 1109 Last Day: +25

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Babar28th
BabarPoints: 1108 Last Day: -153

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Isaac Newton29th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1105 Last Day: +47

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Leonardo da Vinci30th
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 1105 Last Day: -40

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Henry Hudson31st
Henry HudsonPoints: 1104 Last Day: +33

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

The Elephant Man32nd
The Elephant ManPoints: 1103 Last Day: +10

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Louis Pasteur33rd
Louis PasteurPoints: 1103 Last Day: +51

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Richard P Feynman34th
Richard P FeynmanPoints: 1100 Last Day: -12

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Grocer Cat35th
Grocer CatPoints: 1100 Last Day: +33

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Ernest Hemingway36th
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1098 Last Day: +50

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Franklin Delano Roosevelt37th
Franklin Delano RooseveltPoints: 1097 Last Day: +9

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Gerald  Ford38th
Gerald FordPoints: 1094 Last Day: +1

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Alexander Hamilton39th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1093 Last Day: -67

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Hernando de Soto40th
Hernando de SotoPoints: 1093 Last Day: +11

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

  Plato41st
PlatoPoints: 1092 Last Day: +5

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Captain John Smith42nd
Captain John SmithPoints: 1092 Last Day: +53

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Martin  Van Buren43rd
Martin Van BurenPoints: 1092 Last Day: +97

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Classic Lego Spaceman44th
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1091 Last Day: +33

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

James  Monroe45th
James MonroePoints: 1090 Last Day: +116

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Osiris46th
OsirisPoints: 1087 Last Day: -47

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

  Ovid47th
OvidPoints: 1087 Last Day: -104

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Dwight D Eisenhower48th
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1086 Last Day: +34

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

The Fool49th
The FoolPoints: 1085 Last Day: +16

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Ferdinand Magellan50th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1084 Last Day: +36

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives