Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Controversial Essayist

Work in question: The Satanic Verses

Alias: Sal Bass

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee