Slow Moving Check Avoider
Secret Power: Castling
Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers
Everyman Hero
Skill: Funny Faces
Battles: Merrie England, Drink
American Naturalist, Painter
Catalogued and painted the birds of North America
Rejected in America, made his big break in England
American Literary Icon
Nickname: Papa
Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism
Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer
Had a taste for pears and women
Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa
Famed American Architecht
Notable work: Fallingwater
College: University of Wisconsin
8th U.S. President
Nickname: Old Kinderhook
Only President with English as his second language
Renaissance Man
Finest opus: Sistine Chapel
Had a refined terribilita
Scottish Missionary and Explorer
First European to Victoria Falls
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
King of the Gods
Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt
Favorite Hobby: Philanderering
2nd U.S. President
Self-loathing Federalist
The Colossus of Independence
Supposed New World Discoverer
Ushered in an era of oppression
Thought he was in: India
American Author
Real name: Samuel Clemens
Hobby: Writing banned books
16th U.S. President
Personal Demons: Many
Fateful show: Our American Cousin
The Father of Numbers
Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher
Best known theorem: Pythagorean
26th U.S. President
Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders
Trusts busted: Countless
16th Century Essayist
Motto: What do I know?
What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft
Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician
Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture
Student of Socrates
11th U.S. President
Party: Democratic
Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!
Lord of the Dead and Rebirth
Wrap: Mummy
Accessories: Crook and Flail
Italian Astronomer
Best known as: Father of Science
Discredited: Geocentricity
The Father of History
Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies
Exclusively known for 'The Histories'
Renowned Cellist
Heritage: French/Chinese
Grammys: 15
Babylonian King
Penal codes: 1
Babylon, Mesopotamia
4th U.S. President
Father of the Constitution
Blunder: War of 1812
World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci
Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod
On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice
Fabled Fabler
Animal Allegory Animal
Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm
American Actor
Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones
Ghostbusters 3: In the works?
Microbiologist
First vaccine: Rabies
Favorite drink: Milk
Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World
280 BC - 226 BC
Height: 70 Cubits
Portuguese Navigator
Route chartered: Europe to India
Craft: Sao Gabriel
Pioneer of Immunization
Lives Saved: Innumerable
Principle Foe: Small Pox
The Father of Medicine
Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine
Rejected the divine origin
Father of Radio
Year of invention: 1895
Political views: Fascist
Instinctual Psychic Apparatus
Gratification: Immediate
Manning the Helm: Most of the Time
Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot
Stigmata. 'Nuf said.
Keeping it simple since 1209
34th U.S. President
Ike!
Supreme Allied Commander
Greek Mathematician
Eureka!
Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw
Occultist Everyman
Arcana: Major
Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication
King of the Elephants
Home: Celesteville
Suit: Kelly Green
Russian Writer
Vices: Gambling, booze
Seminal work: Crime and Punishment
Curious Character
Nobel Prizes: 1
Location: Uncertain
5th U.S. President
Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings
Passed the Missouri Compromise
The Greatest of All-Time
KOs: 37
Birth name: Cassius Clay
Antarctic Expeditioner
Vessel: Endurance
Poles encountered: 1
French Writer & Philosopher
Age: Enlightenment
True name: Francois-Marie Arouet
English Explorer
Ship: Half Moon
Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River
A Real American Hero
Headquarters: The Pit
Nemesis: COBRA
American Actor
Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H
Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed