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The Ranking: 1 - 50
Abraham Lincoln1st
Abraham LincolnPoints: 1230

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

The King2nd
The KingPoints: 1223

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

The Owl3rd
The OwlPoints: 1203

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Saint  Augustine4th
Saint AugustinePoints: 1199

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Yuri  Gagarin5th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1190

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

GalileoPoints: 1187

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Saint  Patrick7th
Saint PatrickPoints: 1186

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Richard M. Nixon8th
Richard M. NixonPoints: 1164

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Ben Franklin9th
Ben FranklinPoints: 1163

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Isaac Newton10th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1161

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Louis Pasteur11th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1157


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

John James Audubon12th
John James AudubonPoints: 1156

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

George Washington13th
George WashingtonPoints: 1154

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Albert Einstein14th
Albert EinsteinPoints: 1148


Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Classic Lego Spaceman15th
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1135

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Bill Murray16th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1133

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

GodPoints: 1128

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

HippocratesPoints: 1126

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

G.I.  Joe19th
G.I. JoePoints: 1122

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Ferdinand Magellan20th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1122


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

The  Old Man of the Mountain21st
The Old Man of the MountainPoints: 1122

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

Mr. Toad
Mr. Toad Points: 1122

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Alexander Hamilton23rd
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1120

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Stonewall Jackson24th
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1120

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Bob Uecker25th
Bob UeckerPoints: 1120

Mr. Baseball

Position: Catcher

Location: Jusssssst a bit outside

Archie Goodwin26th
Archie GoodwinPoints: 1118

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Thomas Jefferson27th
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1117

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

OvidPoints: 1116

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

John Quincy Adams29th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1110

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Muhammad Ali30th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1110

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

David  Livingstone31st
David LivingstonePoints: 1110

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Martin  Luther32nd
Martin LutherPoints: 1110

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Guglielmo Marconi33rd
Guglielmo MarconiPoints: 1109

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

John F Kennedy34th
John F KennedyPoints: 1108

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

ZeusPoints: 1108

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Jesus Christ36th
Jesus ChristPoints: 1107

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


Colossus of Rhodes37th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1106

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

HerodotusPoints: 1106

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Yo-Yo Ma39th
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1106

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Andrew  Jackson40th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1105

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

OsirisPoints: 1105

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Vincent  van Gogh42nd
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1104

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Captain John Smith43rd
Captain John SmithPoints: 1101

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

William Butler Yeats 44th
William Butler Yeats Points: 1100

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Don Quixote45th
Don QuixotePoints: 1097

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Geoffrey  Chaucer46th
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1096

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Ulysses S. Grant47th
Ulysses S. GrantPoints: 1096

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Frank Lloyd Wright48th
Frank Lloyd WrightPoints: 1096

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Dwight D Eisenhower49th
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1094

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

Henry Hudson50th
Henry HudsonPoints: 1094

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River