Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

King of the Monsters

Preferred havoc locale: Tokyo

Japanese translation: Gorilla-Whale

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk