Recently Euthanized Entries

The Mancrush Integrity Committe has determined that the following men are either duplicate entries or are not of sufficient stature to join the Complete Ranking.

James Van Der Beek

anonymous

AKA Dawson Leery

Other roles: Uh....

Does not want to wait for his life to be over

James Van Der Beek

anonymous

AKA Dawson Leery

Other roles: Uh....

Does not want to wait for his life to be over

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

anonymous

Hip, Young, Film Star

Rock from the Sun: 3rd

Days of Summer: (500)

Hugo Chavez

anonymous

Autocratic Venezuelan Leader

Avid Baseball Fan

Speeches: Extremely Long

Gary Gygax

anonymous

Inventor: D&D

Initials: G&G

Cause of Death: A&A&A

Harlan Ellison

anonymous

Celebrated American Author

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Star Trek: The City on the Edge of Forever

Nicolas Cage

anonymous

Oscar-Winning Actor

Despite all his rage: Still just Nicolas Cage

How'd it get burned!?

Hugh Michael Jackman

anonymous

Tall, physically fit, graceful

Handsome, generous, prankster

Caring, talented, passionate

Valentino Rossi

anonymous

Best Motorcycle racer that ever lived

Nickname: the doctor

Tore Motogp a new a-hole for years

Chris Hemsworth

anonymous

Actor

Thor

Snow White and the Huntsman

Thomas Kinkade

anonymous

Painter of Light

Can be found in 1 in every 20 American homes

R.I.P. 1958-2012

Ryan Reynolds

anonymous

the real GREEN LANTERN

actor

action guy

Charles Foster Kane

anonymous

Citizen Kane

Beloved Childhood Sled: Rosebud

Best movie ever?

Oskar Schindler

anonymous

Saved Over 1,100 During the Holocaust

Famously Portrayed By: Liam Neeson

Resting Place: Jerusalem

William Blake

anonymous

British Poet

Possibly Insane

Referenced in 'Dead Man'

Daniel Tosh

anonymous

Host of Tosh.0

Makes fun of videos on the internet

Claims not to be racist

Orson Scott Card

anonymous

Science Fiction Writer and Mormon

Book: Ender's Game

Winner of Hugo and Nebula Awards

Michael Stipe

anonymous

Former R.E.M. Leader

That's him in the corner

Favorite Drink: Orange Crush

Quentin Tarantino

anonymous

Creator of Violent Independent Films

Mr. Brown

Most Popular Film: Pulp Fiction

J.R.R. Tolkien

anonymous

Wrote about Middle-Earth

Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion

2009's 5th Top-Earning Dead Celebrity

Jello Biafra

anonymous

Frontman for Dead Kennedys

Vacation Spot: Cambodia

Ran for U.S. President in 2000

Jim Carrey

anonymous

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

It's OK, He's a Limo Driver

Serious Act: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Chris Cornell

anonymous

Big Name in the Grunge Scene

Vocalist for Soundgarden and Audioslave

Question: Black Hole Sun, Won't You Come?

Michael Moore

anonymous

Documentarian From Flint

Films in Top Ten Grossing Documentaries: 3

Against Capitalism

Shepard Fairey

anonymous

Influential Street Artist

OBEY.

Barack Obama: HOPE

Edward Norton

anonymous

The Illusionist

Fight Club Rules: 8

Played Nelson Rockefeller, The Hulk, and a Nazi

Neil deGrasse Tyson

anonymous

Astrophysicist

Watch out, we've got a badass over here

Host of Nova ScienceNow

Nick Cave

anonymous

Frontman for The Bad Seeds

Early Work: The Birthday Party

Also an Actor Sometimes

Steve Buscemi

anonymous

Actor

Worked With Coen Brothers, Tarantino, and Sandler

Current Work: Boardwalk Empire

Mark Zuckerberg

anonymous

Facebook Founder

Time's Person of the Year: 2010

Biopic: The Social Network

Billy Bob Thornton

anonymous

Director of "Sling Blade"

Actor: Bad Santa, Armageddon, A Simple Plan

Book: The Billy Bob Tapes

Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg

anonymous

He is a rapper turned actor turned film producer

He can bench press 225 lbs & deadlift 352 lbs

Has tattoo of Sylvester the cat eating tweety bird

David John Tennant

anonymous

A Scottish actor

Best known for his role as the tenth incarnation

of the Doctor in the British Show "Doctor Who".

Dustin Pedroia

anonymous

Best baseball player ever

2008 AL MVP

2007 AL Rookie of year

moot

anonymous

creator of 4chan

not a possible faggot

a definite faggot

James Naismith

keenanhacker

Number of internationally-played games invented: 1

Coolest gym teacher ever.

Found a manly use for the peach basket.

Stephan Curry

yankeefanseth

He scored 30 in second half to beat Gonzaga.

He is Davidsons' all time leading scorer.

He led them to a NCAA Tourney win over Wisconsin.

Cock Knocker

anonymous

Don't Ask How He Got His Name

Don't Mess with the Jedi Master, Son

Has One Big Fist for Cock Knockin

Typer Thigpen

anonymous

Chiefs Under-appreciated Talented QB

Only bright spot on a dim 2008 season

Matt Cassel couldn't be thigpen's left nut

Dwight Howard

anonymous

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPERMAN

Orlando Magic center

Professional Beast

Kanye West

anonymous

He goes the hardest

He's got to shine

So throw your hands up in the sky

Todd Reesing

ryhultgren

A.K.A. "Hot Toddy"

Orange Bowl Champ, KU God

Snake Wrangler

John Walsh

anonymous

Created America's Most Wanted

Criminals worst nightmare.

Help develop Center for Missing Children

Tommy Gavin

anonymous

Post-911 badass firefighter and american hero.

Communicates regularly with dead people.

Pulls the most tail in the FDNY.

Fedor Emelianenko

anonymous

Baddest MMA Fighter on Earth

Greatest Fighter of All Time

Prototypical Russian Fighting Machine

John Andrew DiGiacomo

jd2iv

friend

lover

gangstarr

Joseph Conrad

anonymous

Wrote "Heart of Darkness"

Wrote "Lord Jim"

Wrote in English and Polish

Good King Wenceslas

tigersandjets

Subject of a Christmas carol

Looked out, on the Feast of Stephen

Particularly relevant during the holiday season

Adam Baldwin

anonymous

Born February 27, 1962, Chicago, Illinois, USA

Plays John Casey in Chuck

Played Jayne Cobb in FireFly and Serenity

Yugang Li

anonymous

Chinese Opera Singer

Sings like a girl

Looks good in drag

Alan Shearer

anonymous

former England captain and NUFC player

had a great amount of character and sportsmanship

his football skill was unmatched

Shawn HBK Michaels

brendabme

WWE Wrestler

Also known as The Heartbreak Kid

Also known as The Showstopper

Thor

verzannt

Kickass god of Thunder and Fertility

Not the brightest bulb in the Aesir chandelier

Slew the Midgard Serpent; wields the mighty hammer

Wentworth Miller

browser

Princeton English Major Grad

Prison Break

The Human Stain

Charles "The Hammer" Martel

abraveheart

Charles Martel, hero of the Battle of Poitiers.

Defeated invading Muslims in 732 AD.

Saved France and Western Europe.

Paul Rudd

anonymous

Actor

Married Phoebe on Friends

Starred in Clueless

Paul Teutul

paulie1968

He's over come huge odds

He's got a great sense of humor

He's the kind of dad I would've wanted

Paul Teutul

anonymous

I think he's overcome some amazing odds.

He's the kind of dad I'd have wanted.

I admire his closeness to his sons.

Robert James McKay

anonymous

Labor Strongman

Coffee Barista

Hard Drinker

The Most Interesting Man

anonymous

He's a lover not a fighter

He's also a fighter so you better watch out

His beard is listed on his donor's card

Matt Schnuggie Bear Schnugg

ladeda

Stunt Double in adult film Pride and Pre-juiced

made a man out of Mason Jennings

Diplomat to: Your Mom

Stephen Malkmus

anonymous

Founder and Head of Pavement

Finds Foxy: Stone Temple Pilots

Has a pretty nice haircut.

Angry Video Game Nerd

stefanguimond

Low-Quality Retro Game Reviewer

He's gonna take you back to the past...

Haunted for life by: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Muhammed

anonymous

Final Prophet of Islam

Age of Youngest Wife: 7

Qur’an Revealed to Him By: Gabriel, Possibly Satan

Christopher Nolan

stefanguimond

Film Director, Writer and Producer

Dislikes: Chronological Order

Likes: Realism

Christopher Eric Hitchens

stefanguimond

Antitheist, Author, Polemicist and Intellectual

Smokes in the shower

He doesn't agree with or respect your opinion

Kiefer Sutherland

anonymous

Was In The Lost Boys (Awesome?...Yes)

Young Guns I&II Played the awesome "Doc"

Played Jack Bauer - No one can kill Jack.

John Krasinski

anonymous

Jim Halpert

The Man

Ok?

Josh Hamilton

anonymous

Inspiration to all

Most talented player ever to live

500 feet what?

Edward James Olmos

ukguyinjapan

The Captain of the battlestar galactica is the

ultimate man hero

I wanna be him!

Jack Hody Johnson

anonymous

A Hawaiian-born singer-songwriter, musician

filmmaker, surfer, achieved commercial success and

dedicated following

Chris Paul

anonymous

Top 5 player in NBA

Best Point Guard

Great Guy

Carlos Whittaker

anonymous

knows how to shake it

musician, blogger, and friend

dances like there's no tomorrow

Josh Farro

anonymous

guitarist for paramore the band

can dance like a champ

lays his mack down on stage for the ladies

Chad Jarnagin

anonymous

amazing musician, artist, and songwriter

performed for many sporting events & concerts

can it the highest note i've ever heard a man do

Patrick Wolf

anonymous

24 years old

Singer-songwriter

Can play over 15 different instruments!

Noel Fielding

anonymous

Comedian

Actor

Writer

Judge Turpin

kirtash

Send Sweeney Todd unfairly to prison

Forced Todd's wife

Took Todd's daughter as his ward

Christian Tara Kirtash

kirtash

Middle shek, middle human

Son of Ashram 'The Nigromant'

In love with Lunnaris, the last unnicorn

Eomer

kirtash

Brave rohirrin

Son-in-law of the King Theoden

King of Rohan after Theoden's death

Greg Dulli

chikewe

"will steal your girlfriend"

lead singer for the Afghan WhigsTwilight Singers

met his first fellow musical collaborator in jail

James Maitland Stewart

artfuldodger

Master of the filibuster

Has the best voice in hollywood

Has been in 100 films

Tony Edward Stark

artfuldodger

Is Iron Man

Started MIT at 15, graduated summa cum laude

Ranked in Forbes #8 most richest men

Matthew James Bellamy

anonymous

Uses modified underwear to hit high notes

Likes include: Throwing guitars at drummers

Hospitilazing himself using his guitar

Masked Magician

anonymous

Star of 4 TV specials revealing magic secrets

Made other magicians very very angry

Should have kept mask on

Masked Magician

anonymous

Star of 4 or so TV specials revealing magic secret

Made other magicians very very angry

Is actually quite ugly

Randy Marsh

anonymous

Randy is shown to be South Park's only geologist

Randy is often the leader

Randy has a drinking problem

Tim Grizzard

anonymous

Assistant City Manager - Carrollton, GA

Seen 600 gals. of kitchen grease mixed with shit

Has a lot of horsepower in him

Donald Duck

Alessandro

Adorable Looser

Angry Duck

looser but no quitter

Orlando Bloom

anonymous

Pirates of the Caribbean; Lord of the Rings; Troy

Extreme Sports yet Poetic

Elfin ears with Hobbit feet

Ryan Phillippe

anonymous

Fan 'o Frank Sinatra;

Way of the Gun; Breach; Cruel Intentions; Crash 54

Surfer

Paul Rudd

luthien

Breakout role was in Clueless (AS IF!)

This picture says it all really. Need I say more?

Never the lead actor yet we still swoon.

Adrien Brody

luthien

Banned from SNL for wearing dreadlocks

Biker who has broken his nose 4 times

Dating Spanish ModelActress Elsa Pataky

Jim Thome

anonymous

Chicago White Sox Designated Hitter

Tall, hansome, big girth, family man

country boy made famous

David Boreanaz

memphisbelle

Once bloodsucking vamp, now has soul

Prolific actor for 12 years - 3 TV series

Buffy V Slayer, Angel Vampire with a Soul, Bones

Deron Williams

anonymous

basketball superstar

sexy tattoos

beautiful white range rover

Javier Bardem

anonymous

Stone-cold killer

Accomplished surgeon

Travels alone

Noel Fielding

articlizard

Star of British Programme The Mighty Boosh

Play's The Hitcher... who likes eels up his anus

Comedian, with his partner in funny Julian Barrat

Ville Valo

articlizard

Lead Singer of Finnish Rock Band HIM

Shaved his pubes for Jackass Ehren's beard

Designed HIM's symbol the Heartagram

Matt Lanter

derk

1 April 1983

Massillon, Ohio

Actor: Cutting Edge 3, Monk, CSI, Heroes, Wargames

Bruce Berglund

anonymous

History Prof. and Baker of extraordinary cookies

A man, truly devoted to justice

Best dressed man in the Midwest

Gregory Peck

anonymous

Actor - To Kill A Mockingbird,

Spellbound, Roman Holiday

Marched with MLK jr.

Bob & Tom

ati2d

WFBQ Indianapolis

These Guys Rock!

Q95

Tony Dungy

anonymous

Indianapolis Head Coach

Future Hall O Famer

Has never cheated in his entire life

Marvin Harrison

ati2d

Wide Receiver, Indianapolis Colts

One of the best ever

Best hands and presence ever!

Caravaggio

anonymous

Italian painter of the Baroque

Killed a guy over a tennis match

Mad crazy skills

Bob and or Demond Sanders

anonymous

Safety for Indianapolis Colts and

Bob Sanders can believe it's not butter

Defensive player of the year

Doctor Who

eb7ate9

aka The Doctor

Last of the Timelords

A sonic screwdriver, need I say more?

John Locke

eb7ate9

Paralized but can now walk again

Flight 815 Survivor

Man of Faith

Lance "geauxturbo" Green

anonymous

Enjoys Riding Nipple Deep in Tuff Obstacles

Is at least 6'6"

Has very short wheenes

Babe Ruth

anonymous

greatest baseball player of all time

known womanizer

and boozer

Kige Ramsey

anonymous

If you have anorexic...get tested.

Save money on gas.. fill up at half a tank .

This is Kige Ramsey for Mancrush Sports.

Jeffrey Sulu Tanders

anonymous

He spent his youth starring in commercials.

He currently live with his daughter, Sandy.

He's often seen wearing his homies shirt.

Jeff "Sulu" Tanders

anonymous

Dumb

Fat

Loser

Paul Stephen Rudd

anonymous

Funny

Boyish good looks

Greatest actor of any generation.

Thomas More

chiara

Saint, knight, statesman, and author of “Utopia”

Stood up to Henry VIII…and lost his head

Protagonist of the play "Man for All Seasons"

John Mayer

anonymous

Guitar God!!

SingerSong writer

Dated Jessica Simpson

John Clayton Mayer

anonymous

Guitar God

6 Grammy Awards

Dates hot girls!

Mike Kryzewski

anonymous

Just won his 800th game as head coach for Dook

fired his long time asst for losing too many games

lobbied NCAA to remove those losses from his recor

Armanti Frederico Edwards

appstfan76

FCS game rushing record 313 yrd 4 td on 31 carries

Spanked the Michigan Wolverines 34-32 on 9-1-07

Armanti for Heisman 08'!!!

Yosef !

anonymous

Musket carrying mountaineer

Know to take down Wolverines

Born in 1942 and can still give Chuck Norris a run

John Harrison

jjd

Created chronometer to extend accurate sea travel

"Longitude" by Dana Sobel a must read.

Harrison spent his life pursuing Longitude Prize.

Nick Saban

anonymous

NFL reject

"I will not be Alabama's head coach"

Liar Liar coach for higher

Ron Burgundy

anonymous

Kind of a BIG DEAL

Lead anchor for Channel 4, San Deigo

Dabbles in jazz flute

Vernon Gholston

motsag

Ohio State Football

Gigantic Pipes

Sick

Tom Selleck's mustache

isubeate

Tom Selleck's mustache was the kind of

mustache every guy wanted

it was classy while being clean and light hearted

Charlie Harper

alfredzon

Alans brother in Two and a half men

Hilarious

Real name: David Charles Perez

Gimli

alfredzon

Gimli son of Gloyn

Gimli is a dworf from The lord of the rings

real name: John Rhys-Davis

Lobot

anonymous

Lando Calrissian's right hand man on Cloud City

Had the first bluetooth headset

Tried out for Dancing With the Stars

Sanford (Sandy) Braun Koufax

ramon

Four no-hitters One perfect game.

But not on Yom Kippur

Wrote the book on pitching mechanics

Van Morrison

crbowker

Born in Belfast in 1945.

Inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame 2003.

Hits include: Into the Mystic and Brown Eyed Girl.

John Bell

anonymous

Baby doesn't know what he just said

One of founding members of Widespread Panic

He loves his chicken

Kige Ramsey

anonymous

Lead Anchor for YouTube Sports.

Kige revolutionized the way sports are reported.

His Razor sharp analysis will blow you way.

Mike Patton

anonymous

Singer of Faith No More, Mr Bungle etc

Weirdest music ever?

Holds record for most bands and side projects ever

Stephen Douglas

theartfuldodger

Odd smelling, weight gaining denizen of New York

More Beta than Alpha

Guilty pleasure: Carrie Underwood

Chester Charles Bennington

armitage

Leadsinger from the band Linkin Park

Nobody is so great while he screaming

he has cool tattoos"

Elvis Aaron Presley

debbie

He is the most giving person I have ever known

His heart is the biggest he loves helping people

He well he's Elvis you need no more then that

Chris Hansen

anonymous

I think Chris Hansen is a pretty cool guy

eh asks you to take a seat

and doesn't afraid of anything

Patrick Swayze

anonymous

He played the coolest surfer ever in Point Break.

He cooly stated "Pain don't hurt." in Road House.

He can dance, but he is still all man.

Stephen Colbert

anonymous

host of the Steven Colbert Show

Funniest person alive

go to colbert nation!

Adolf Hitler

anonymous

High score of over 6000000 kills

Inventor of the Reichroll

Got removed from Mancrush for being #1

Anonymous

anon

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b

-

Adolf Führer Hitler

anonymous

Nazi!

Sexy!

An Hero!

Anonymous Does not Forgive

anonymous

Loves: Cp

Does: Raids

Likes: Mudkipz

the anonymous

izzydeath

is legion

does not forgive

does not forget

Tom Morello

anonymous

Most Innovative Guitarist Alive

Lead Guitar for Rage Against The Machine

Political Activist

Simba

yuribua

King of the Jungle

Carnivore

Great hair

Brendan Pailet

anonymous

The personification of sexiness andor awesomness

http:hs.facebook.comprofile.php?id=1459620173

how sexy is he? Thhhhhhhhhiiiiiisssssss much!

Jim Carrey

jeffizzle

Truly one of the funniest men on the planet

Ace Ventura, nuf said

Dating Jenny McCarthy

Eddie Van Halen

jeffizzle

Guitar god that transcends generations, although

he had some bumps in the road, he remains

influential and still rocks!

Carl Michael

anonymous

Professional Magician -

Performs for Special Olympics, Homeless Shelters

All Magicians have quick hands , whats not to LOVE

David Boreanaz

adaisyaday

Actor - Angel

Bones

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Carl Michael

anonymous

illusionist , thats hot !

looks like james dean , dimple chin

fast hands , also hot !

Markowitz "The Thug Armadillo" Garvey

anonymous

Born a thug. Will die a thug.

A product of Houston's mean streets.

A Sin City legend.

Adam Jared Brody

anonymous

was on The OC

is a great actor

is 5'11 brown hair & hazel eyes

Adam Jared Brody

anonymous

5'11

brown hair

hazel eyes

Gary Wayne Elmore

lindaweller

Bad Boy Kicked a lot of ass

Love Jesus & life has changed

I pray for all those who still hurt

Milton Friedman

anonymous

Noble Prize Winning Economist

Money is the medicine for everything

Advocate of Reefer Madness

James A. House Jr

anonymous

father

husband

hard worker

Lennox Lewis

littlebigmm

Champion

Boxer

birth date 1965-09-02

Eric Roberts

littlebigmm

Actor

Born: 18-Apr-1956

Birthplace: Biloxi, MS

David Kelman

anonymous

CEO Kelman Enterprises

Leading New England Importer of Fine Silver

Travels worldwide in search of rare pieces.

Big Ernie McCracken

joeyk

World's Greatest Bowler

Loves Tanqueray and Tab (Keep Em Comin')

Is on a gravy train with biscuit wheels

Roy Munson

joeyk

Raised to be the best bowler in the World

Has many prosthetic hand tools

Suffered a Nasty Cheese Grating Accident

Bill Curtis

joeyk

Host of American Justice ; Host of Cold Case Files

Greatest Murder Voice Over Artist EVER!!!

More Knowledgeable on Murder than any man

Fox "Spooky" Mulder

joeyk

"Summa Cum Laude" 1986 Oxford ; FBI Agent

Sister Abducted by Aliens ; Once boned a vampire

Believed "The truth is out there"

Billy Bob Thortonton

joeyk

Complete ass in every role

Once portrayed a sweetly retarded murderer

Bad Santa - Best Man Role Ever

Hilary Rodham Clinton

joeyk

Champion for health care

Strong Chinned

Calves that would make the hunkiest of men jealous

James "Buffalo Bill" Gumb

joeyk

AKA Jack Gordon

Would "F" himself . . . hard

"Nuh-uh. Oh wait...was she a great big fat peson?

Chief Brody

joeyk

Twice thwarted the eating efforts of giant sharks

Can do anything - he's the Chief of Police

Not a strong swimmer

Jim Harmon

joeyk

Husband of porn star Heather

No need to his his photo - check out his wife

Winner: Luckiet Man on Planet Earth Award

Grady

joeyk

Caretaker of The Sanford Arms when Fred is away

Vice President of the "Gork" fanclub

Mispronounces names , and hilariously might I add

Fred "G" Sanford

joeyk

The "G" is for Guycrush

Junk Empire Coordinator

Has a heart condition and arthritus

Jim Harmon

joeyk

Husband of Ideepthroat.com's Heather

Winner : Luckiest Man on Planet Earth Award

Receives a Bi-Daily Knob-Schlobbing

John Valby

joeyk

Dr. Dirty

PianistWriter of limeric "Man From Nantucket"

Filthiest Mouth in America

Dwayne Douglas Johnson

anonymous

former wrestler

hollywood hunk with great body

killer smile

Tim B. Ryan

anonymous

Wears 3 piece suit un-necessarily

Cigars - the longer the better

Knows more than you... about everything

James Blake

holleratanerd

tennis hottie

overcame broken back

american

Nick Lachey

tankegine

Former 98 Degrees Boy Band Member

Ex-Husband of Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell

GREGORY EFTHIMIOS LOUGANIS

myopinion

1984 & 1988 Olympic double gold medalist

Five-time world champion in springboard & platform

47 US diving titles, more than anyone in history

Lt. John Mclaine

joeyk

Saved the hostages in the Nakatomi Towers

Body Count +150 and counting...

Has always been a big fan of Roy Rogers....

McDonald's dude

anonymous

fat

ugly

creepy

Donnie Osmond

anonymous

honest, kind, beautiful

family man

sincere and real

Channing Tatum

anonymous

;

;

;

John Scot Barrowman

anonymous

He is Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who

Stars as Captain Jack Harkness on Torchwood

Considered a National Treasure of England

John Merrick

joeyk

The Elephant Man

Had Great Abs

Interesting Fact : Was "Not an Animal"

Lil' Jimmy Norton

joeyk

He's a goose

Is on the radio and likes whores

Enjoys the taste of wizz

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

anonymous

The Headmaster

Arguably the Greatest Wizard of All Time

Enjoys Lemon Drops and Defeating Dark Wizards

Willow Ufgood

anonymous

Half the Size- Twice the Heart

Allergic to Evil Queens

Favorite Val Kilmer Movie- Batman Forever

Bo Jackson

anonymous

Played pro football & pro baseball @ the same time

"Knows" every sport--and hip replacement surgery

Greatest Video Game Athlete of All Time (Tecmo Bo)

Starscream Decepticon

anonymous

Decepticon Seeker

Evil is Sexy as hell

Is secretly passionate.

Viggo Mortensen

jules

Best known as Aragorn, king of Men

Makes butt chins sexy

Bad ass naked fighter

Michael Allen Patton

anonymous

Lead Singer of Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Fantomas,

Tomahawk, Lovage, Peeping Tom etc Composer.

Is the voice of the monsters in "I Am Legend".

Alex O'Lachlan

anonymous

Amazing face from eyes, to mouth, hair everything!

Great Body! He's got the abs, the back, the arms!

Fantastic ability with acting! So natural!

Alex O'Loughlin

anonymous

He is HOT!

he is sexy!

He is perfect!!!!

Danny Huston

juliana

Actor, son of John, brother of Angelica

Sounds just like his dad!

Very fine actor. Dad would be proud.

Stephen Fry

juliana

British actor, writer, comedian, true genius

The Fry of Fry and Laurie (as in Hugh)

The quintessential Oscar Wilde

Cornel Wilde

juliana

Sadly forgotten 50s leading man

Schooled Charlton Heston

Acrobatic, handsome and tres sexy

Colm Feore

juliana

Canadian actor

Played Glenn Gould.

Another yummy fivehead.

Liam Cunningham

juliana

Underrated Irish actor

Capt. Crewe in "A Little Princess"

Looks stunning in vintage military uniforms.

Toby Stephens

juliana

British actor, son of acting royalty

I can't talk. I'm too verklempt.

Mmmmmpph. Must . . . breathe.

Hugh Laurie

juliana

Actor, writer, musician, Stephen Fry's friend

Paging Dr. House

STAT!

Anthony Bourdain

juliana

Chef, author, traveler, raconteur

Will eat anything (hmmmm)

Will eat anything (mmmmm)

Bradley Whitford

juliana

Actor, humanitarian, husband, father

Mmmmm. Fivehead.

Character actor par excellence

Tom Waits

juliana

Composer, singer, actor, legend

Possesses the scariest voice in Christendom.

Possesses the sexiest voice in Christendom.

John Sheppard

emesser

Intergalactic badass

Never sees it coming

Shoots: Just about anything

Your Main Man

anonymous

artist

hunksicle

caveman

John Constantine

anonymous

Fights against Deamons

Wants to buy his way in to heaven

Calls the Devil Lou

Jared Leto

anonymous

Actor and lead singer of 30 Seconds To Mars.

Yes, he does wear eyeliner. And it looks cool.

One hardcore, rocking mofo.

Itachi Uchiha

anonymous

Part of a criminal organization called Akatsuki

Killed entire clan

Sexy, non-existent anime character from Naruto

Alexander Vinokourov

lilatiu

fantastic bicycle racer

he might just steal your blood

never tired!

Mc Solaar

anonymous

Great french rapper

Releases a new album every 6 years.

Loves to show off his muscular body!!

James Gunn

anonymous

WriterDirector of SLiTHER, DAWN OF THE DEAD

Star of LOLLILOVE & THE SPECIALS

Hilarious blogger - www.myspace.comslithermovie

Optimus Prime

beezer210

Leader of the heroic Autobots

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

goes to temple regularly

Buzz Osborne

anonymous

GuitarVocals for Melvins

Really not a Nazi...

He can ford a red eed

Wyatt Ronsenburg

anonymous

Creator of the thermostat and solar power.

AKA Dj Mustafu

Related to Tom Hanks.

Joe C Gedenborough

anonymous

Diagnosed with testicular cancer in 2000.

Joe's worst score is a -15 in halo 3.

Joe enjoys watching his daily dose of the view

Roger Moore

chiara

Longest-serving James Bond actor to date

Noted for his wit and raised eyebrows

Serves as a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador

Nivek Ogre

anonymous

Singer of Skinny Puppy, part time actor

Uses fake blood excessively in his stage show.

Is Canadian. Also has many pets, including a wolf.

Damian Lewis

anonymous

The Ginger Ninja

Fakes an American accent- he's an undercover Brit

Man enough to portray Major Dick Winters

Wayne Brady

chromehound

Actor

He was a regular on the American Whose Line

Danced with: Richard Simmons

Viggo Mortensen

chromehound

Actor

He played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings.

He played Tom Stall in A History of Violence.

Dominic The Donkey

anonymous

The Italian Christmas Donkey

La La La, La La La La La La La

La La La, La La La Layoodala

Damian Lewis

anonymous

British Actor

Portrayed Major Winters in Band of Brothers

Currently star of NBC's "Life"

Thomas Neo Anderson

ARYA

Saves the human race

Can fly

Hotter than hell

Captain Planet

rayfarley

early 90's super hero

Fights pollution

hes frickin BLUE

Carl Lipton

anonymous

Lieutenant in the famous Band of Brothers.

Raised from Sergeant to Lieutenant in the field.

Fought in the Battle of the Bulge.

Erik (Mystery) Von Markovic

kenkopin

Creator of the Mystery Method of Pick-Up Artistry.

Also a pretty good Magician.

Hasn't stolen your girlfriend - yet.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

anonymous

composed first symphony before 7th birthday

music improves spatial reasoning in children

wrote "Leck mich im Arsch" ("lick me in the arse")

Luciano Pavarotti

jennieb

Beloved Italian Tenor

One of the great singers of all time.

Extremely moving and passionate.

James Gunn

MoxieTime

writerdirector for Slither, amonst other projects

Slither - 2006 Chainsaw Award - highest body count

Sailors have nothing on James' ability to curse...

Paul Rodgers

anonymous

Epitome of Rock singer, most famous for Bad Co

Started in Free, unbeleivable band.

Essence of man, stage presence like no other.

Rory Stewart

dtmayes

Scottish writer; tutored Princes William and Harry

He wrote about walking through Afghanistan

Was governor of an Iraqi province; crazy brave

Doctor Who

anonymous

Time Lord

Make and model: TARDIS

Most Common Enemies: Daleks

Captain Jack Harkness

MoxieTime

Leads Torchwood; protects earth from alien threats

an immortal bisexual time traveller & con man

Associate of the Ninth and Tenth Doctor

Bertie Wooster

pwdennis2

London gentleman of P. G. Wodehouse stories

Member of the Drones Club

Jeeves' employer, Agatha and Dahlia's nephew

Damien Rice

anonymous

Irish singer-songwriter

"You wanna get boned, you wanna get stoned"

His songs make the ladies ooh and ahh

Antonio Puerta

Centurienne

Was a great spanish football player

His goal took his team to its first UEFA final Cup

Got sick last 25th august and died two days after

Alan Rickman

Centurienne

Character actor extraordinare.

Pros: Bad-guy know how.

Cons: All those period costumes.

Sergeant First Class Randall Shughart

joie

Congressional Medal of Honor, posthumous

1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta

Mogadishu, Somalia, 10.3.93

Master Sergeant Gary Gordon

anonymous

Congressional Medal of Honor, posthumous

1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta

Mogadishu, Somalia, 10.3.93

Lieutenant Carl Lipton

anonymous

Easy Company

Fought at the Battle of the Bulge

101st Airborne Division

Ray Emery

anonymous

Ray 'Razor' Emery - Goaltender and Zoolander

Goalie for Ottawa Senators

Born: Hamilton, ON, Canada

Eeyore

anonymous

old grey donkey

stuffed with sawdust

lives at the 100 Acre Wood, in his 'Gloomy Place"

The Doctor aka John Smith

anonymous

900 year old alien (time lord), time traveler,

earth defender, genius, has various girl sidekicks

saves the universe from various baddies

Carl Lipton

anonymous

Great leader in Easy Company in WWII.

Promoted in the field from NCO to Lieutenant.

Lead many brave man into battle.

John S Linnell

anonymous

The other half of the band, They Might Be Giants

The skinny, genius one

Plays the accoridan and other instruments

Thomas Woodrow Wilson

finickywalrus

His pants were made to emphasize the left buttock

Sometimes known as the Stockhlom sadist

He was the 28th president of the US

Gary Oldman

anonymous

Accomplished actor, writer, director

First noticed for his portrayal of Sid Viscious

Father was an alcoholic welder

Matthew Macfadyen

Sharman

Great British stage actor

War journalist

Top Spook

Takeru Kobayashi

anonymous

Japanese competitive eater

reigning champion of the Krystal Square Off

world record for hot dog eating for six years

Gary Oldman

anonymous

Directed "Donut" and "Nil by Mouth"

Can do convincing accents, even American

"Sirius"-ly the best character in HP3

Matt Millen

anonymous

Lion killer

Fetish for: Wide Receivers

Needs to be sacked

Matth Millen

anonymous

Lion killer

Fetish for Wide Receivers

Needs to be sacked

Peter Griffin

anonymous

Quahog's prodigal son

He likes beer

No fat chicks

marilyn manson

anonymous

antichrist superstar

omega

spooky kid

Shane McMahon

anonymous

Son of WWE's Chairman Vince McMahon

1 Time European Champion, 1 Time Hardcore Champion

Head of WWE's Global New Media Department

Chow Yun Fat

Inkyfingers

Brooding

Asian

Cool

Norman "Fatboy Slim" Cook

gert7

At his 40s

Big beat musician

From the UK

Sir Richard Branson

gert7

Owner of Virgin Group

Really really rich

From the UK

James Eugene Carrey

gert7

Jim Carrey, a.k.a. Ace Ventura

Dumb and Dumber, Number 23, The Mask, Liar Liar

Comedian

Benjamin "Ben 10" Tennyson

gert7

Owns the Omnitrix

Makes great "lines" in his text

Can temporarily turn to one of 14 aliens

Michael Chapman

gert7

Brother of Matthew Chapman

Animator of Homestar Runner

Born 1973

Matthew Chapman

gert7

Homestar Runner

voice actor

Born 1976

Blooregard Q. Kazoo

anonymous

Narcissistic maniac,

clever, funny,

and of course, imaginary

Ewan Gordon McGregor

vdubrox

He is a Scottish actor.

Made "The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time" list.

Best known for playing Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Jean Reno Reno, Jean

ralye

Leon - el profesional

Actor

Misión - Imposible

Jean Reno Jean Reno Jean Reno

ralye

Leon - el profesional

Actor

Misión - Imposible

Gerard Butler

anonymous

Slays Persians

Conquers hearts

Weapon of mass seduction

Robert Von Metz

Basileia

Knight Templar

sacrified his own life to save his son

fought until the end to protect the Holy Grail

Captain Jonathon Hillstrand

anonymous

Captain of the Time Bandit; one badass dude

Average King Crab Per Pot: 72

"Rather catch opies than have sex with my wife"

Chuck Yeager

forklift

First man to break the sound barrier

scored 5 kills in a single day

defines "awesome".

Adrian Paul

Mark

Extraordinary talented director, writer, producer

Exceptional actor

Peacemaker

Richard Dean Anderson

anonymous

Actor

born 1950

single, one daughter

"Terrible" Terry Tate

briley8

Terry Tate, an American Football linebacker

gives out the pain train

Cu'z when its game time, it's pain time!

"Terrible" Terry Tate

anonymous

Terry Tate, an American Football linebacker

gives out the pain train

Cu'z when its game time, it's pain time!

Benjamin McKenzie

Danimarie

Played Ryan Atwood on The OC

Graduated from the University of Virginia

Co-starred in the acclaimed indie movie Junebug

Chris Raab Himself

anonymous

Ash Simpson's squeeze

enjoys: BEER

no longer follows Bam around

David Thewlis

anonymous

Banned from China for his role in 7 years in Tibet

Sexy British Actor

sexiest professor in Harry Potter 3

Harald Krassnitzer

basileia

austrian actor

The code of the Templars

Tatort

Jiro Wang Dong Cheng

anonymous

Jiro is the awesome and happy go lucky guy I

discovered in the Taiwanese drama Hana Kimi

He is also a member of the band Fahrenheit

Spike Spiegel

anonymous

Gun-totin' Cowboy

Swordfish Pilot

Bruce Lee style fightin' skillz

Harpo Marx

anonymous

...

...

(the quiet Marx brother)...(plays the harp)

Albus Dumbledore

basileia

hero

Howgart's headmaster

killed by the Half-Blood Prince

John Linnell

anonymous

He's the other half of They Might Be Giants

He's the vaguely creepy, genius one

He plays too many instruments ot name

Frederic Kanoute

sevillista

won 2 UEFA's Cup and 1 Europe's Supercup

Forward

team: Seville.F.C.

Eikichi Onizuka

anonymous

Great Teacher Onizuka

A 22-year-old, dyed-blonde biker and virgin

500 push ups, 1000 pull ups and 2000 squats daily

Adam Burbank Lazzara

anonymous

Adam is the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday.

He is famous for expertly swinging mics.

He has a charming smile and awesome personality.

Alexander Popov

jennieb

Olympic Swimmer - Gold Medalist

"2m tall..weighs 87kg..well-known for his kindness

and friendliness, as well as his good looks."

Terje Haakonsen

jennieb

AMAZING pro-snow boarder.

Watch First Descent. He's fearless and HOTT!

And he can rail...

Bradley Whitford

anonymous

Julliard graduate

Won Emmy for West Wing

Heifer International and other charities

David Wenham

anonymous

Faramir in Lord of the Rings

Delios in 300

Mysteriously removed from the list for no reason

Aaron Hotchner

sevillista

Criminal Minds

Hotch

BAU's member

Konstantin Sergeyevich Stanislavsky

iggy

actor, director, inovator

he co-founded the Moscow Art Theatre (MHAT)

he changed theatre forever

Cesar Millan

sukaeto

aka "The Dog Whisperer"

Calm and assertive

has calm, submissive dogs

Colin Andrew Firth

emma

Valmont in 1989

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy in 1995

Jack Worthing in 2002

william fichtner

anonymous

AGENT ALEXANDER MAHONE

black hawk down, drowning mona, ultraviolet

perfect storm, pearl harbour, ARMAGEDDON

Creat Olayer D

anonymous

Long-Tenured Fictional NFL Kicker

Was too lazy to change his own name

Dominates real and CPU opponents on a whim

Adrian Paul

Cole

Peacemaker award recipient

Great humanitarian

Wonderful underappreciated actor

Matthew Bellamy

anonymous

Lead singer, guitarist, and pianist in MUSE

British musical genius

Atheist

Coriolanus

efr

Coriolanus is a tragedy by William Shakespeare

Toby Stephens's Coriolanus was the best at RSC

important playwright of the English Renaissance

Toby Stephens

efr

The son of D. Maggie Smith and Sir Robert Stephens

Toby has recently played Mr Rochester in the BBC`s

Currently rehearsing for BETRAYAL at the Donmar.

Sauron The Dark Lord Of Mordor

anonymous

Frequent reincarnator, warmonger

Obsessed with Ring Of Power

Enemy to elves, hobbits, dwarves, good humans

Tobias Menzies

anonymous

Brutus in HBO's Rome

Brilliant classical theatre actor

Used to date Kristin scott Thomas

Optimus Prime

wolab

leader of the Autobots

from the planet Cybertron

Great

Jimmi Simpson

morphinetango

Talented comedic actor

Scene stealer (Debs, Stay Alive, Loser)

Very funny personal videos on youtube

Drew Sarich

morphinetango

Rock Musician

Musical Theatre Actor

Charming, Funny, Talented... What more is there?

Conor Oberst

anonymous

lead singer of the band Bright Eyes

was once tagged "rock boy genius" by music press

just released new album, Cassadaga

Conor Oberst

anonymous

lead singer of the band Bright Eyes

once tagged "rock boy genius" by the music press

just released new album Cassadaga

Ted Raimi

thoughtbeast

Older brother is Sam Raimi

Bruce Campbell was his babysitter

Best know as Joxer the Mighty on Xena.

toby stephens

firebird79

I think as well as toby being utterly gorgeous

he is very talented

and he's an amazing actor

Ian Paisley

anonymous

DUP

Northern Ireland

First Minister

Steve Rider

anonymous

Sports

F1

ITV

Severus Snape

basileia

Deatheater

The Half-Blood Prince

Slytherin's head

Lord Voldemort

basileia

Who-must-not-be-named

Tom Marvolo Riddle

main Harry Potter's enemy

Colin Andrew Firth

moxietime

British Actor

The Ultimate Mr. Darcy (1995 P&P)

Also Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones' Diary

Justin

anonymous

www.justin.tv

Justin wears the camera 247

Even to bed. Even on a date.

Church Mouse

anonymous

Brash Cross-Wielding Fanatic

Diet: Cheese, cocaine

Enjoys: Rosaries, raging it till the early morning

Jason Isaacs

anonymous

keen sense of humor

Col. William Tavington in The Patriot

Lucius Malfoy

Ben Jacob Hewley

anonymous

Muscular

Strong

Serious

John Phillip Stamos

anonymous

Uncle Jesse on Full House

Greatest hair

Possibly God

Nature Turtle

anonymous

Pacific Loggermuffin

Avoids the 3 o'clock fish stock

Owner of the longest migration on Earth

Christopher Brandon

centurienne

English colonel

played by Alan Rickman

Sense & Sensibilitiy's gentleman by Jane Asuten

Metatron

centurienne

God's voice

played by Alan Rickman

Tha main angel in heaven

Sheriff of Nottingham

kristi

the chief official whose to capture out Robin Hood

arrests outlaws for poaching the King's deer

played by Alan Rickman as a dry, cynical villain

Neo The One

anonymous

aka Thomas Anderson

Hacker extraordinaire, saviour of humanity

Everything that has a beginning has an end

Gary Sinise

anonymous

Was Lt. Dan Taylor in "Forrest Gump".

Talented beyond belief.

Patriotic American actor.

John schneider

centurienne

He plays Superman's father in Smallville

The Dukes of Hazzarrd's starring

He was Daniel Simon in Dr.Quinn,Medicine Woman

Morten Harket

centurienne

most popular song: Take on me

A-HA's main singer

James Bond's main teme sung by him

Eric Dane

centurienne

Multiple Man in X-Men 3

Mark Sloan 'McSteamy' in Grey's Anatomy

Jason Dean in Charmed

Richard Roxburgh

centurienne

Famous australian actor

Van Helsing's villain

He played The Duke in Molin Rouge

Hans Gruber

centurienne

fiction german terrorist

John McClaine's nightmare

Die Hard villain

Severus Snape

centurienne

The Half-Blood Prince

Darks Arts Master in Hogwarts (before Potions)

Whose side is he on?

Enzo

anonymous

A true legend...

The guy crushes concrete with his hands & head!

Not to be underestimated

Richard Armitage

anonymous

Mr. Thornton in North and South

Born in Leicester

"Look back at me."

Sylvester "Devil" Cynster

anonymous

Most infamous member of the Cynster family.

Scandalous rake

Born out of the imagination of Stephanie Laurens

John Towner Williams

anonymous

Composed many of most famous filmscores in history

...Jaws, Star Wars, Superman, E.T, Harry Potter...

Won 5 Oscars. Another 70 wins & 113 nominations...

Joseph Stanley Williams

anonymous

Best known as the lead vocalist of Toto 1986-89

Singer and film and drama composer

Son of the famous composerconductor John Williams

Abraham Van Helsing

yem

Vampire Hunter

Bane of Dracula

Better than Buffy

Irving Berlin

jungandrife

God Bless America, White Christmas,Puttin on the

Ritz,among most celebrated composers of1900s, only

person 2 ever find own name in envelope at Oscar's

Brendan James Fraser

dreamwatcher14

Encino Man, Blast from the Past. The Mummy,

One of the 50 most beautiful people in the world.

extremely approachable and friendly to fans

Casper Robert Van Dien Jr.

dreamwatcher14

Johnny Rico in Starship Troopers 1997

Sexiest Soap Star from People Magazine, Nov 2000

He is the 20th Tarzan.

Anthony Stewart Head

dreamwatcher14

Anthony Stewart Head was born on February 20, 1954

Created the album 'Music for Elevators' in 2002.

Played Rupert Giles in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

James Marsters

GrrrrArrrrgh

Theater, tv, & film actor and punk rocker

Kicked out of Julliard

Makes TPTB nervous

William the Bloody

Vampire causing havoc for Buffy and Angel

Loved sarcasm, fighting, Drusilla, and Buffy

Jay Patel

anonymous

Cheese and potato

Favorite vehicle: Jayhu23

Motto: Hookah and weightlifting do a body good

Robert Redford

GrrrrArrrrgh

Incredible actor who made lots of great movies

Creator of the Sundance Film Institute & Festival

Environmental conservation activist

David Krumholtz

exempt

Actor

Charlie Epps of Numb3rs

Also in: Ray, Slums of Beverly Hills, The Mexican

David Boreanaz

anonymous

hunk actor

sometime vampire

Angel, Bones, Buffy

James Marsters

anonymous

Spiked his way into notoriety

Dedicated theater actor who made it big on tv

Politically opinionated & charity motivated

Justin Suarez

anonymous

Pretty nephew to Ugly Betty

Saw Prada, like, eight times...

Knows that crap you

Charlemagne

anonymous

First Holy Roman Emperor

King of the Franks

The son of King Pepin the Short and Bertrada of La

Tom Welling

jungandrife

Fights crime

Smallville

Gets all the hot women

Vladimir Guerrero

jungandrife

Great power hitter

great arm

fun to watch with the Angels

(Royal) Raymond Rife

jungandrife

Invented frequency machine which kills human

pathogens while not harming human cells his

research first accepted, approved, then rejected

Ace Young

pam68

Hot as they come

Slow and easy wins the race

Ain't that America? Yeah!!!

Chris Daughtry

pam68

Hotter than a pepper sprout

Uh Uh Uh

Mama said

Vincent D'Onofrio

pam68

Never let's you see him sweat

Gorgeosity on a stick

Awesome actor

Danny Bondaduce

anonymous

Played wisecracking Danny Partridge

Starring in Breaking Bondaduce

Trains in martial arts & drug rehab

Lassie Come Home

anonymous

Really a male - so he qualifies.

Heroic!

People rescued from wells: 678 and counting.

Michael Vartan

anonymous

French.

Charming.

Talented.

michael showalter

anonymous

The State and Stella taught us laughter, and love

Doug, Don Law, Coop, muppet hunter extrodinaire

no funny stuff? but that's his livelihood!

Daniel Radcliffe

anonymous

Stage and Film Actor

Best known role: Harry Potter, Boy Wizard

Portrait is in Britain's National Portrait Gallery

James Wesley Marsters

anonymous

Shaved his head for charity.

Best known for his role as William the Bloody

Favorite play: Macbeth

Julian McMahon

anonymous

Best known for his role as Cole Turner in Charmed

Plays Dr Doom in both Fantastic Four movies

Was second in line for the role of James Bond

Blade

anonymous

Half Vampire with attitude

Played by Wesley Snipes in 3 Movies

Spawned a new series currently airing on TV

Blade

anonymous

Half Vampire with attitude

Played by Wesley Snipes in 3 Movies

Spawned a new seroes currently airing on TV

Henry Cavill

whitneyyyh

European

Loves Period movies

Dishy accent

Mr. Goeshomealone

anonymous

Struggling Lothario

Has a little trouble with the ladies

Set record for consecutive strikeouts

Gloab Globestrom

anonymous

Inventor of the Modern Globe

Final opus: Creation of the first snow globe

Tutored by Mappi Mappsson

Marty O'Donnell

anonymous

Etch-a-Sketch Master

www.totalaudio.com

Epic Bungie Music Man

Captain Jack Harkness

anonymous

First appeared in Doctor Who

Then moved on to lead Torchwood

Bisexual charmer with a mysterious past

scooby dum

anonymous

Scooby Doo's cousin

Not so bright

Great Dane

Egg Shen

anonymous

Kooky Wizard from Big Trouble in Little China

6 Demon Bag has wind, fire, all that kind of thing

doesn't mean oil - means black blood of the earth

Lo Pan

anonymous

Mystical Villain from Big Trouble In Little China

Desires: A Girl With Green Eyes, Maybe Two

His Soul Swims in: Magic, The Darkest Magic

Vince Vaughn

anonymous

Actor in Dodgeball, Be Cool, and many many more

Was linked to Jennifer Aniston

hot

Thomas 'Neo' Anderson

strawberrysara

The One

He knows kung-fu

Interests: flouncing around in a long black coat

Capt. Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds

strawberrysara

AKA. Captain Tightpants

The biggest gorram hero in the 'verse

He aims to misbehave

Aristotle

saza

Politics, Metaphysics, Science, Logic, Ethics

The Golden Mean

Influenced almost all of Western philosophy

Julian McMahon

anonymous

Currently starring in NipTuck

Son of former Australian Prime Minister

Was 2nd in line to be the lastest Bond

Robin McLaurim Williams

saza

Mork & Mindy, Good Morning Vietnam, Mrs. Doubtfire

Gifted and passionate comedian

Best Supporting Actor 1997 Good Will Hunting

Paul Bettany

anonymous

Charming, handsome British bloke

Assassin monks never looked so good

"Just call me Villain Boy."

Jesse Spencer

anonymous

Dr. Chase

from House

(the one with the accent)

Professor Stephen William Hawking

saza

Stephen William Hawking was born on 8 January 1942

He's worked on basic laws governing the universe.

Author of "A Brief History of Time". Bantam Books.

Avery Brooks

anonymous

for hire: Hawk

Star Trek: Ben Sisko

voice overs extraordinare

Joe Chandler

anonymous

drank 2 gallon bottles of milk-twice

Already has a group devoted to him on Facebook

A pillar of the FSU Navigator community

Dr. George O'Malley

anonymous

T. R. Knight

We reap what we sow. what comes around goes around

It's karma and any way you slice it...karma sucks.

Jensen Ackles

anonymous

Starred in "Smallville", and "Dark Angel".

Plays Dean Winchester in "Supernatural".

Started career in modeling.

Brett "The Hitman" Hart

Mikecastro

the best there was..

the best there is..

and the best there ever will be!

Brett "The Hitman" Heart

Mikecastro

the best there was..

the best there is..

and the best there ever will be

Christopher Gorham

anonymous

Nerd love forever.

Version 1.0

Mr. Popularity

Joe Chandler

anonymous

Drank 2 gallon bottles of milk in 1 hour-twice

Has a group dedicated to him on Facebook

Piller of the FSU Navigator community

Your Mom

anonymous

Let's just face it,

your mom kind of looks like a dude,

but only when she is nude!

Janet "Bubba" Reno

Bill Clinton

78th Attorney General to the US

Likes all shades of carpet

It's a MAN, BABY!

That Guy

That Guy

Man of No Distinction

Likes: Socks

Dislikes: Loud Noises

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