+2161

6

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

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 +2110

10

The Mahatma

Enjoys: Dipping his bald head in oil

Assassin: Nathuram Godse

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 +2090

12

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

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 +2050

14

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

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 +1969

19

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian state, brown babies

Best purchase: Louisiana

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 +1941

21

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

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 +1919

23

Dalai Lama

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The Bodhisattva

Big hitter the Lama

Tip: Total Conciousness

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 +1909

24

40th U.S. President

The Great Communicator

Popularized: Reaganomics

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 +1695

42

John Adams

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2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

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 +1655

46

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

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 +1565

55

Tony Blair

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British Labor Party bloke

Partner in Crime: W.

Great Britain

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 +1525

59

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

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 +1499

63

WWII British Prime Minister

Nobel Prize: Literature

Recognized the dangers of Appeasement

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 +1397

76

Richard M. Nixon

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37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

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 +1289

88

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

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 +1048

117

George H. W. Bush

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41st U.S. President

Not gonna do it

Wouldn't be prudent

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 +933

132

James Monroe

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5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

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 +903

140

Pope John Paul II

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Pope 1978 - 2005

Inventor of the Popemobile

Snazzy Dresser

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 +892

143

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

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 +836

153

President of the Confederacy

Capital: Richmond

Home state: Kentucky

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 +819

158

Henry V

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King of England 1413-1422

United England. Defeated and conquered the French

"Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’ "

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 +786

164

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

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 +495

239

Bill Clinton

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42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

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 +278

299

James Polk

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11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

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 +277

301

Gerald Ford

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38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

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 +277

302

30th U.S. President

Silent Cal

Slept 11 Hours Every Day

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 +246

314

Harry Truman

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33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

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 +208

347

Nicolas Sarkozy

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French President

Party: UMP

Nickname: Sarko

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 +208

349

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

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 +100

382

Pierre Trudeau

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15th Prime Minister of Canada

The Canadian Grover Cleveland

Dated many celebrities

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 +60

427

French Emperor

Nickname: La petit caporal

Blunder: Russian Invasion

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 +49

474

Charlemagne

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King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

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 +47

492

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

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 +44

524

Otto von Bismarck

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1st Chancellor of Germany

Prime Minister of Prussia

The Iron Chancellor

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 +36

571

Hannibal

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Carthaginian Commander

Culled a crucial conquest at Cannae

Couldn't conclusively cover Carthage, ultimately

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 +34

580

Sitting Bull

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Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

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 +34

584

Tutankhamun

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King Tut

Dynasty: 18th

Reign: 1333 BC- 1324 BC

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 +33

592

Hammurabi

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Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

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 +20

649

Louis XIV

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King of France 1643 - 1715

He was the state...

Lots of women, money, power, and palaces

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 +14

653

43rd U. S. President

Hobby: Pseudoscience

Often foiled by: Pretzels, locked doors, facts

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 +13

751

Ramses II

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Pharaoh of Egypt (1279 - 1213)

Began ruling in his early 20s

Born a lad, became a mummy

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 +12

789

Moctezuma

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Aztec King

Vainly Awaited: Quetzalcoatl

Defeated by: Cortes

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 +7

874

Father, founder and 1st president of modern Turkey

Westernized the nation

Always wore a wooly hat, regardless of season

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 +2

902

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

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 0

963

Genghis Khan

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13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

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 0

976

Josef Stalin

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Soviet Premier 1924-1953

Neurosis: Paranoia

Most proud of: Gulag forced-labor system

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 0

996

Kim Jong Il

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Ronery North Korean Dictator

Hairstyle: Korean High Fade

Projectile: Taipodong II

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 0

Nero

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Fiery Roman Emperor

Dynasty: Julio-Claudian

Mistake: Fiddling while Rome burned

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 0

Former Panamanian General

Propped up by: CIA

Imprisoned in: Miami, FL

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 0

King of the Huns

Primary foe: Roman Empire

Reputation: Subjective

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 0

Shaka Zulu

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Zulu Nation Leader

Major battle: Gqokli Hill

Preferred tactic: "Buffalo Horns"

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 0

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

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 0

Fidel Castro

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El Presidente de Cuba

Overthrew: Batista

Chance deceased: 68%

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 0

Lord Protector of England

Reign: 1653-1658

Government: Commonwealth

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 0

Henry VIII

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Second Tudor King

Wives: 6

It's good to be the King

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 0

German Pope

Catholic Theologian

Defender of Europe

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 0

President of Iran

Leading Islamofascist

Discredits: Holocaust reality

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 0

Islamofascist

Mastermind of 9-11

Founder of Al Qaeda

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 0

James E. Carter Jr.

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39th U.S. President

Known for the historic 1978 Camp David Accords.

The first American president born in a hospital.

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 0

Lyndon B. Johnson

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36th U.S. President

Became President after Kennedy was assassinated

2 words: Viet Nam

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 0

Revolutionary Bolshevik

Founder of the CCCP

"Man, am I stuffed"

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 0

Mao Zedong

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Leader of the Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976

Fashion victim

What Chinese cats get from chasing mice...

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 0

President of the Palestinian National Authority

Man of civility and humor

The face of Palestinian moderation

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 0

Current Prime Minister of India

Practising Sikh

Trademark: blue turban

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 0

Saladin

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Kurdish Muslim Warrior and General

Reviver of the Faith

Renowned for his chivalry and merciful nature

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 0

Pope Responsible for the Great Schism

Bright idea: Moving the Vatican to France

Also found time to suppress the Knights Templar

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 0

Pope Leo X

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Reformation-Era Pope

Rode the Papal Bull against Martin Luther

A man of many schisms

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 0

President of Zimbabwe

Beacon of incompetency

When things get funny, print more money

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 0

Spanish Dictator

Nicknames: Caudillo, Generalisimo

Was unable to grow a beard

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 0

Hu Jintao

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Paramount Leader of the People's Republic of China

Brutal Genocidal Misogynist Dictator

Raper of the Environment

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