Spiritual Dept.

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1

Jesus Christ

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Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

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Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

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23

Dalai Lama

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The Bodhisattva

Big hitter the Lama

Tip: Total Conciousness

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31

Moses

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Jewish Prophet

Commandents given: 15...er 10

Years wandered: 40

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39

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

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75

God

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The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

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140

Pope John Paul II

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Pope 1978 - 2005

Inventor of the Popemobile

Snazzy Dresser

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Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

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183

Buddha

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The Awakened One

Path folds: Eight

Noble truths: Four

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332

Confucius

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Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

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687

Ra

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The Sun God

Deity status: Omnipotent

Later merged with: Amun

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806

Ganesha

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Lord of the Hosts

Master of intellect and wisdom

Heritage: Pachyderm

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Bob Marley

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Poet & Prophet

White college kids inspired: 235,711

February 6, 1945 - May 11, 1981

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Muhammad

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Inspirational Figure

Infidels Punished: Unknown

Location: Confidential

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Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

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Death

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Not-so-serious Minister of the Afterlife

Enjoys: Golf, Edward James Olmos

Maintain. Come on, Death. You can do this.

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Rasputin

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Russian Mystic

Also known as: The Mad Monk, Icha

Survived: Being poisoned, shot, stabbed

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German Pope

Catholic Theologian

Defender of Europe

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Creator of the Universe

Proved relationship between pirates and global warming

Noodly Appendages: infinite

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