Soccer Dept.

 +325

274

Liverpool Icon

Centerpiece of English Midfield

Caps: 51

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 +289

290

US Soccer Golden Boy

Fastest receding hairline in U.S. soccer history

Nemesis: Oswaldo Sanchez

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 +73

401

Wayne Rooney

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English Footballer

Team: Manchester United

Hero: Mike Tyson

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 +62

423

Liverpool Striker

Nationality: Spanish

Will never walk alone

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 +61

425

Jeff Agoos

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Pylon

Years inexplicably on national team: 6

Own goals: 16

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 +59

433

Italian Futbol Player

World Cup performance: Underwhelming

Club Team: AS Roma

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 +49

476

Jose Mourinho

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The Special One

2 EPL Titles, 1 UEFA Cup, 1 Champions League Crown

"and sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager"

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 +47

486

John O'Brien

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US Midfielder

Deft passer

Doppelganger: Neil Patrick Harris

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 +31

599

Quality Czech Midfielder

Club team: Arsenal

Prague, Czech Rep.

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 +2

901

Portly Argentinian Soccer Legend

Cocaine caballero

Hands of God: 1

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 +1

913

Deuce

Premier League menace

World Cup tallies: 2

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 +1

917

Reputed Bender

Club team: Los Angeles Galaxy

Taking football to another level in America

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 +1

918

Swedish Striker

Club team: Inter Milan

Caps: 41

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 0

953

World Class Footballer

Master of the surreptitious slap

Nationality: Francais

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 0

971

Former U.S. full-back

Signature moment: Bicycle-kick in 1994

Current Occupation: Announcer

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 0

986

Zizou!

Hairstyle: Skin Yarmulke

Signature move: Rocastle

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 0

991

Ruud boy salute!

Club team: Real Madrid

Caps: 54

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 0

Alliterative Attacker

Nation: Ivory Coast

Jersey size: Extra Small

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 0

Ronaldinho

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Futbol Wizard

Club team: Barca

Signature move: Elastico

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 0

Samuel Eto'o

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Barcelona Striker

Caps: 60

Nation: Cameroon

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 0

World's Best Defender

Club team: AC Milan

Nationality: Italian

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 0

der Kaiser

Position: Libero

Nationality: German

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 0

Freddie Ljungberg

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Swedish Footballer

Prominent feature: Cheekbones

CK modeling ability: High

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 0

Claude Makelele

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The Battery

Departure sparked the downfall of Los Galacticos

Doppelganger: Akon

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 0

Vagner Love

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Ascending Brazilian Footballer

Club Team: CSKA Moscow

Caps: 4

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 0

Bobby Convey

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US Men's National Soccer Team Winger

Plays with Reading's Royals in the EPL

World Cup '06 player

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 0

El Conejo

Argentinian striker

Nickname: The Rabbit

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 0

Freddy Adu

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American Soccer Prodigy

Could end up being Freddy Adon't

Club team: Benfica

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 0

Guti

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Spanish Footballer

Equipo: Real Madrid

Headband: Not-so-bueno

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 0

U.S. Midfielder

Club team: Derby

Que golazo que forma que tecnica

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 0

Luis Figo

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Portuguese Footballer

Rather take a dive than make a play

Halcyon days: Real Madrid Galactico

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