Simpsons Dept.

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Homer Simpson

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Nuclear Power Plant Safety Inspector

Favorite book: "So, You've Decided to Steal Cable"

Weaknesses: Beer, football, pork, donuts

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 +394

258

Bart Simpson

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Insubordinate Youth

"Aye carumba!"

He didn't do it.

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 +14

666

Barney Gumble

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Fictional Frequent Bar Patron

Drinks nearly all alocoholic liquids

Mother: Unnamed (U.S. Naval Lieutenant Commander)

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 +14

667

Moe Szyslak

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Fictional Bartender

Runs a bar called "Moes Tavern"

He is an unlicensed surgeon.

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 +13

685

Duffman

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Are you ready to get DUFFED?

Ooh yeah!

Location: Springfield, ??

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 +13

690

Sideshow Bob

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Genius

You Might Remember Him As: Frasier Crane

Evil Plots: 3

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 +13

697

Ned Flanders

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Born-Again Christian

Owner of the Leftorium

University: Oral Roberts

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698

Krusty The Clown

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Real Name: Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski

Enjoys: Repetitive Salutations

Party: Republican

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 +13

707

Owner of the Kwik-e-Mart

Can remember pi to 40,000 decimal places

Thank you come again!

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 +13

719

Fat Tony

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Springfield Mafia Don

Real name: Marion

Less-heralded trait: Violin proficiency

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 +13

722

Waylon Smithers

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Slave of Mr. Montgomery Burns

He really loves his boss and Malibu Stacy.

Seems to be gay.

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723

Montgomery Burns

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Owner, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Age: Unknown

Loves a teddy bear colled Bobo

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 +5

880

Hans Moleman

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"I was saying boo-urns"

Age: 31

Good Moleman to you.

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 +5

885

Horatio McCallister

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The Sea Captain

Owner of the Frying Dutchman restaurant

Bowling team: The Stereotypes

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 +5

886

Dr. Julius Hibbert

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Preeminent Springfield Doctor

Finds humor at inappropriate times

College: Johns Hopkins University

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 +5

887

Troy McClure

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Presenter of educational videos, voiceovers, ...

Permanently smiling.

You might remember him from such films as...

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 +3

895

Nelson Muntz

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Springfield's Bully

"HA-HA"

Hobby: shooting birds with bb guns

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 0

Hank Scorpio

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Semi-Evil Mastermind

Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Location: Cypress Creek

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 0

McBain

The goggles: Do nothing

Closer inspection reveals: Loafers

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