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Austere Soup Service Man

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900

He is Keith Hernandez

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912

What's the deal with mancrush.com?

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Neurotic

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CEO Kramerica Industries

Big idea: Coffee table book about coffee tables

Has the body of a taught, pre-teen Swedish boy

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Newman

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Fictional Mailman

Sworn enemy: Jerry

Was never big on creeds

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CEO of J Peterman Catalogue

Neck status: One gargantuan monkey fist

If you are undead, he'll find out about that too

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Poppie

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Manners: A little sloppy

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Lloyd Braun

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Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

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Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

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Astute Legal Counsel

This site is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

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