Nintendo Dept.

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Super Mario

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Video Game Hero

Occupation: Plumber

Primary foe: Bowser

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Link

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Saviour of Hyrule

Ganon Kills: 8

Looks good in green, handy with a sword

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818

Dr. Mario

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Fictional Nintendo Doctor

Dispenses pills at the click of a button

Drops megavitamins when you least expect it

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Fat Guy

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Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

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Bowser

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King of the Koopas

Idea of a good time: Detaining Princesses

Also known for: Incendiary halitosis

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QB Eagles

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Philly Quarterback in Tecmo Super Bowl

We know it's you, Randall Cunningham

Runs faster than a cheetah on crack

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