New York Dept.

 +2130

8

The Wizard of Menlo Park

Patents: 1,097

Bright idea: Light bulb

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 +1715

40

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

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 +1555

56

9-11

9-11: 9-11

9-11, 9-11 & 9-11

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 +1421

72

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

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 +1235

95

Greatest Closer of All-Time

Career: In jeopardy

Theme: Enter Sandman

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 +1225

97

Landscape Architecht

Best-known design: Central Park

Birthplace: Hartford, CT

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 +778

167

David Wright

moc    

New York Mets 3rd Baseman

One of the few non-hispanic Mets left

In my living room: David Wright's dirty hot tub filter

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 +760

172

Revered Crooner

Mob ties: Many

He did it his way.

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 +711

192

Joe DiMaggio

moc    

The Yankee Clipper

Hit streak: 56 games

New York, NY

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 +709

194

Babe Ruth

moc    

The Bambino

Hot dogs per game: 2

Career HRs: 714

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 +707

195

Industrialist

Conglomerate: Standard Oil

Unheralded habit: Tithing

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 +624

216

NFL Tight End

Is getting out-played AND out-crushed

You can write that down.

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 +615

218

Henry Hudson

moc    

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

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 +534

231

Eli Manning

moc    

New York Giants QB

3rd best Manning

Drafted by: San Diego Chargers

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 +443

248

The Continental

Needs: More cowbell

Music video: Weapon of Choice

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 +327

273

Joe Namath

moc    

NY Jets Legendary QB

Guaranteed victories: 1

Most famous pass: At Susy Kolber

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 +281

297

Lou Gehrig

moc    

The Iron Horse

Consecutive games streak: 2,130

Alternate nickname: Biscuit Pants

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 +253

310

Mr. October

Consecutive World Series HRs: 3

Career teams: 4

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 +215

343

Donald Trump

moc    

Real Estate Mogul

Assets: Many

Nemesis: Rosie O'

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 +208

349

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

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 +150

365

The Mick

Easy part: Hitting

Hard part: Running the bases

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 +111

376

Paul Simon

moc    

The Only Living Boy in New York

Days to hitchhike from Saginaw: 4

May also be called: Al

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 +101

379

Batman

moc    

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

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 +98

384

Al Pacino

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Actor

Michael Corleone, Tony Montana, Ricky Roma

Oscar winning performance: Scent of a Woman

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 +61

424

King Henrik, New York Rangers Goalie

Band Name: Power Play

Hometown: Frolunda, Sweden

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 +58

442

Mel Brooks

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Stand-up Philosopher

Stat: Generic

Birthname: Melvin Kaminsky

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 +57

448

Phil Simms

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New York Giants Legend

Super Bowl titles: 2

Succeeded by: Jeff Hostetler

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 +56

449

Bucky Dent

moc    

Bucky F***ing Dent

Carl Yazstremski knees buckled: 2

Bronx, NY

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 +54

460

Mancrush.com is gold, Jerry! Gold!

Soup status: Not a meal

Punchline: They should call it Roundtean!

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 +44

522

The Big Unit

Perfect games: 1

Unit size: Diminishing

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 +43

533

Soup Nazi

moc    

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

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 +35

577

David Ogilvy

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The Father of Advertising

Breakthrough ad: The Man in the Hathaway Shirt

June 23, 1911 - July 21, 1999

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 +34

585

Billy Joel

moc    

The Piano Man

Hits to DUI ratio: 1:1

He may be crazy

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 +34

590

Jay Gatsby

moc    

Wealthy West Egg Socialite

Throws a mean soiree

Hobbies: Bootlegging, adultery

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 +31

601

NFL Linebacker

Career sacks: 2.5

College: University of Miami

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 +14

654

Sam Rosen

moc    

"It's a POWER PLAY goal!"

Comb-over width: 7 inches

Madison Square Garden

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 +13

677

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

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 +13

682

Bern, Baby, Bern

Album: The Journey Within

Lookalike: Arthur

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 +13

764

Simon Schama

moc    

British Professor and Art Historian

Host of "The Power of Art"

Could give an enthralling account of you sleeping

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 +12

786

Fading Star

Legacy: Moderately tarnished

Bad habits: Numerous

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 +12

791

Dave Attell

moc    

Renowned Insomniac

Job quality: Best ever

Underrated effort: Tobias Funke

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 +12

799

El Duque

moc    

Lanzador Cubano

Edad: Entre 35-45 anos

Equipo: Los Mets

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 +11

823

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Preferred dance: String

Deified in: Finland

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 +11

827

Fictional Schoolmaster

Horse name: Gunpowder

Frightened by: Headless Horseman

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 +11

842

Rocksteady

moc    

Ex-Human Rhinoceros

Routinely snuffed by the TMNT

Played a good second fiddle to Bebop

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 +10

845

Chris Russo

moc    

The Mad Dog

Names pronounced correctly: 0

Daily on-air spasms: 26

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 +10

847

Mr Met

moc    

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

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 +8

866

Chef, Author, Traveler, Culturist

Reservations: None

Holds his kitchen in confidentiality

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 +7

871

"THHHEEE YANKEES WIN!!"

Missed calls: 564

Bad calls: 893

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 +6

878

Taxi Driver

Stat: Generic

Career trend: Downward

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 +5

881

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

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 +2

900

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

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 +1

909

Derek Jeter

moc    

Yankee Great

Doubles power: Waning

Double chin: Waxing

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 +1

910

Jon Stewart

moc    

Daily Show Host

Breakthrough film: Half-Baked

Have you ever seen Mancrush.com...on weed?

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 +1

912

What's the deal with mancrush.com?

Hero: Superman

Odd jobs: Umbrella salesman, mailman

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 +1

916

Mark Messier

moc    

The Messiah

Stanley Cups: 6

Signature move: Leg-pump snapshot

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 +1

922

Fictional Neurotic

Alternate pronunciation: Can't-stand-ya

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

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 +1

923

Brian Leetch

moc    

#2

Norris Trophies: 2

Stanley Cups: 1

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 +1

925

Larry David

moc    

Neurotic

Misunderstandings: Many

Mancrush.com is prettay, prettay, prettay good

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 0

957

Petr Prucha

moc    

Ice-bound Waterbug

Rookie goals: 30

Nationality: Czech

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 0

959

Outfielder, Porn Collector

Emotions: None

Hat fall-off frequency: 97%

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 0

964

Taiwanese Sinkerballer

Days in need of haircut: 956

GB- FB ratio: 1,253:14

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 0

965

"El Lechero"

Hobby: Delivering

Got Melky?

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 0

966

NY Yankees 2nd baseman

Inexplicably slow-footed

Bronx, NY

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 0

969

Johnny Damon

moc    

Johnny Baseball

Arm strength: Lacking

New York, NY

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 0

970

Carl Pavano

moc    

Bad Investment

Ailments: Elbow, knee, back, bruised ass

Location: 60 Day DL

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 0

972

Infallible Sports Radio Host

Allows callers: 7 seconds

Most pompous about: Horseracing

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 0

974

Hockey Guru

Signature phrase: "Ohhh Baby!!"

Former position: Goaltender

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 0

977

Jaromir Jagr

moc    

New York Rangers' Winger

Most points in a season: 149

Longest mullet in a season: 9 inches

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 0

978

Jason Giambi

moc    

The Sultan of Shots

Chance still on steroids: 78%

Hairstyle: Shameless grease-back

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 0

979

Boss Tweed

moc    

Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

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 0

990

Fictional Preppy

Expelled from: Pencey

Favored adjective: Phony

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 0

992

New York Yankees Phenom

Current level: MLB

Fastball: 94 mph

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 0

994

Mike Mussina

moc    

Moose

College: Stanford

20-win seasons: 0

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 0

995

Jim Cramer

moc    

Mad Money Man

Today's recommendation: Pork bellies

Mancrush.com: Strong buy

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 0

Jay-Z

moc    

Rap Mogul

CEO of Hip-Hop

Would like an encore

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 0

Cosmo Kramer

moc    

CEO Kramerica Industries

Big idea: Coffee table book about coffee tables

Has the body of a taught, pre-teen Swedish boy

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 0

Andy Rooney

moc    

60 Minutes Reporter

Demeanor: Surly

Annoyances: Bottled Water, Milk

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 0

Mike Richter

moc    

Save by Richter!

Career wins: 301

Stanley Cups: 1

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 0

Matt Nokes

moc    

Early '90s Yankees Catcher

Career span: 10 seasons

Middle name: Dodge

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 0

Tiki Barber

moc    

NY Giants RB

Style: High and Tight

Pro Bowls: 2

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 0

Breed: Rottweiler/Hand

Trademarks: Cigar, obscene behavior

I kid...I kid....

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 0

Newman

moc    

Fictional Mailman

Sworn enemy: Jerry

Was never big on creeds

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 0

Patrick Bateman

moc    

Wall Street Icon

Serial Killer?

Location: mancrush.com

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 0

Howard Stern

moc    

King of All Media

Baba Booey's boss

Speciality: Getting women naked

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 0

Hansel

moc    

So hot right now

Favorite artist: Sting

Walk-off move: Flawless thong extrication

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 0

J Peterman

moc    

CEO of J Peterman Catalogue

Neck status: One gargantuan monkey fist

If you are undead, he'll find out about that too

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 0

Poppie

moc    

Fictional Restaurateur

Manners: A little sloppy

Sofas ruined: 1

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 0

Lloyd Braun

moc    

Former Assistant to Mayor Dinkins

Serenity now, insanity later

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?

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 0

Dave Letterman

moc    

Late Show Host

Band-stumping frequency: Often

Gimme a little tie music...

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 0

Soothing Late Night Character

Ooooooooooooooooo!

Raymond's here! Raymond's here!

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 0

Late Night's Least Popular Character

Naps in state

Whereabouts: Unknown

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 0

Will power: Lacking

Attire: Oversized Diaper

Theme: Sabre Dance

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 0

Johan Santana

moc    

Mr. Cy Young

Unhittable changeup

Venezulean kneebuckler

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 0

Tony Soprano

moc    

Mafia Don

Family man Hates Uncles

King of New Jersey

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 0

Red Ruffing

moc    

New York Yankees Hall of Fame Pitcher

Six-time World Series champion

Total toes: 6

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 0

Sean Avery

moc    

New York Rangers Agitator

Modern-day, North American Esa Tikkanen

Currently dating Elisha Cuthbert

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 0

New York Rangers Winger 1987-1992

Rocked the Jofa helmet admirably

Career goals: 402

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 0

Max Weinberg

moc    

Drummer for The Boss and Late Night

Solved the E Street Band's drumming instabilities

Lives for hot Max on Max action

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 0

Don Imus

moc    

Comedian

Writer

Former Radio Talk Show Host

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 0

Joe Torre

moc    

Manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers

Managed World Series Champions: 5

Future Hall Of Famer

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 0

Apathetic New York Farmer

Slept for 20 years

Hometown: Small village in the Catskills

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 0

Kei Igawa

moc    

New York Yankees Starting Pitcher

Name is Japanese for Jaret Wright

Favorite food: Water

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 0

Yankee Phenom

One of the few MLB Native Americans

2005 Big 12 Newcomer Pitcher of the Year

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 0

Ian Kennedy

moc    

Yankees Phenom

2006 First-round draft pick

He's all ears.

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 0

Mancrush.com Special Correspondent

Resident expert of 80's and 90's pop culture

Secret shame: Didn't even finish "Oliver Twist"

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 0

NY Post Sportswriter

One of the few telling it like it is

Gripes: Wrestling, Cablevision, ESPN

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 0

Gordon Gekko

moc    

Unabashed Capitalist

Motto: Greed is good

Popularized slicked-back hair and suspenders.

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