+1980

18

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

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 +1535

58

American Poet

Residence: Richmond, VA

Quoth the mancrush, nevermore

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 +1499

64

William Shakespeare

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English Playwright and Poet

Lived 1564-1616

Actually Francis Bacon?

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 +1307

85

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

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 +1289

88

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

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 +992

124

William Faulkner

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American Author

Nobel Prize Speech: Too drunk to remember

Notable work: Light In August

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 +976

126

Nikola Tesla

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Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

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 +725

185

Walt Disney

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Film Producer

Legacy: Enduring

Slipped the world a Mickey

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 +707

195

Industrialist

Conglomerate: Standard Oil

Unheralded habit: Tithing

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 +648

206

Supreme Allied Commander of the Pacific

Oversaw the occupation of Japan

Leader of U.N. forces in the Korean War

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 +606

220

Robin Hood

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Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

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 +253

310

Mr. October

Consecutive World Series HRs: 3

Career teams: 4

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 +123

370

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

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 +67

404

Tom Selleck

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Magnum, P.I.

Notable film: Three Men and a Baby

Mustache: Transcendent

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 +63

417

Doc Holliday

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I'm your huckleberry.

Fastest gun and fastest mouth in the West.

Wyatt Earp's best buddy.

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 +50

472

Character Actor

Voice of: Quaker Oats

Has the dia-betties

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 +47

491

Ezra Pound

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American Poet

Movements: Imagism, Vorticism

Style: Free Verse

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 +47

494

Robert Goulet

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Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

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 +44

524

Otto von Bismarck

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1st Chancellor of Germany

Prime Minister of Prussia

The Iron Chancellor

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 +43

533

Soup Nazi

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Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

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 +42

535

General Tso

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1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

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 +34

582

Rocketman

First launch: March 16, 1926

Patents: 214

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 +29

620

Martin Castillo

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Gallito

Previous Occupation: DEA Ninja

Most Frequently Given Order: Do It!

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 +13

680

Super Mario

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Video Game Hero

Occupation: Plumber

Primary foe: Bowser

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 +13

688

Burt Reynolds

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Ladies Man

Handle: The Bandit

Vehicle: Pontiac Trans-am

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 +13

706

Groucho Marx

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Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

You Bet Your Life

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

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 +13

765

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

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 +12

819

Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Nickname: H-Dog

R.I.P. May 1, 2007

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 +9

861

Fat Guy

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Nintendo Ice Hockey

Weaknesses: Speed, Agility, Erectile Disfunction

Strengths: Brute force, thick mustache

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 +6

877

Cap'n Crunch

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Fictional Cereal Mascot

Full name: Horatio Magellan Crunch

Makes it happen with: You

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 +5

881

Donnie Baseball

New York, NY

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 +4

891

Hulk Hogan

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Former Wrestler

Knows best

Birthname: Terrance Bollea

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 +2

900

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

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 +1

914

God is dead.

Stat: Generic

Rocken, Prussia

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 0

974

Hockey Guru

Signature phrase: "Ohhh Baby!!"

Former position: Goaltender

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 0

976

Josef Stalin

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Soviet Premier 1924-1953

Neurosis: Paranoia

Most proud of: Gulag forced-labor system

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 0

Deposed Despot

Hunger strike: 1 meal

Big-Screen Debut: South Park the Movie

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 0

Mr Belvedere

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'Cause he's my butler

Locale: Beaver Falls, PA

First name: Lynn

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 0

Columbian Drug Lord

Cartel: Medellin

Primary export: Cocaine

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 0

Borat

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Curious Kazakh

Mancrush.com is niiiiiicee!

Jagshemash, Pepsi Max

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 0

Omar Sharif

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Egyptian Actor

Notable role: Dr. Zhivago

Sharif he don't like it

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 0

Parody Musician

Butter churn frequency: Once or twice

Like a surgeon, mancrushing for the very first time

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 0

Mustachioed Maniac

Exaggerations: Many

Misrepresentations: Numerous

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 0

Astute Legal Counsel

This site is outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Who told you to put the balm on?

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 0

Cliff Clavin

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United States Postal Worker

Former Jeopardy Contestant

Inducted into Moustache Hall of Fame 101596

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 0

Ezra Fitch

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Preppy Clothing Pioneer

Wilderness enthusiast

Overpriced items: Nearly all

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