Man Men Dept.

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Tank Man

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The Unknown Rebel

Hero of Tiananmen Square Protests

Possibly executed shortly thereafter

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196

Vitruvian Man

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World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

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Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

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 +101

379

Batman

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Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

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 +100

380

Superman

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The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

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 +59

434

Spider-Man

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Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

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 +45

513

Naturally-Chiseled Granite Visage

Location: The Granite State

R.I.P. May 3, 2003

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 +14

658

He-Man

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The Most Powerful Man in the Universe

Sworn enemy: Skeletor

Go-to weapon: Sword of Power

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 +13

677

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

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 +13

685

Duffman

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Are you ready to get DUFFED?

Ooh yeah!

Location: Springfield, ??

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 +13

737

Prehistoric Cartoon Neanderthal

Hangs out with: Scooby, Flintstones, Teen Angels

Enjoys: Yelling his own name

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 +13

738

Quaker Man

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The Quaker Oats Guy.

America's 1st trademarked breakfast cereal.

Warm, oaty goodness since 1901

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 +13

753

Fictional Scientist

Has the refractive index of air

Invisibility now, Insanity later

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 +13

757

Operaman

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Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

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 +12

816

Peking Man

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Homo Erectus

Age: 250,000 - 400,000 years

Hometown: Beijing, China

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 +12

820

The Tin Man

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Cardiac Patient

Evidently already has a brain

His tin rusts when not kept oiled. How?

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 +11

832

Kool-Aid Man

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Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

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 +11

836

Pac Man

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Arcade Game Character

Dislikes: Apparitions

Clearly malnourished

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 0

954

Area Man

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Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

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 0

Age of Empires Unit

Nationality: British

Cost: 35 wood, 40 gold

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 0

Cancerous Character

Enjoys: One good spliff

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

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 0

Mothman

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West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

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 0

Ghost Man

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Master of the Basepaths

Never takes the extra bag

Currently on 1st and 2nd

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Java Man

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Pithecanthropus Erectus

Discoverer: Eugene Dubois

Only consists of a femur, skull, and three teeth

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