Los Angeles Dept.

 +1782

34

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

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 +1491

65

The Great One

Bets placed by wife: 99

Career points: 2,857

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 +1262

91

Keanu Reeves

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Actor?

Knows Kung Fu

Box-Office Bombs: 12

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 +363

265

Justified

Retrieved: Sexy

Wardrobe malfunctions: 1

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 +356

267

Bogie

Drinks Ahead: 3

Just like any man, only more so.

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 +289

290

US Soccer Golden Boy

Fastest receding hairline in U.S. soccer history

Nemesis: Oswaldo Sanchez

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 +194

353

Jack Bauer

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Hope

Sleeper holds: 4,652

Bladder control: Excellent

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 +100

381

Master Thespian

Sunglasses: Always On

Best Damn Drink in the World: Beer

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 +67

404

Tom Selleck

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Magnum, P.I.

Notable film: Three Men and a Baby

Mustache: Transcendent

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 +64

407

Arrested Development Star

Siblings: Gob, Buster

Inexplicably replaced by: Prison Break

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 +50

468

Bugs Bunny

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Cartoon Icon

Carrots Gnoshed: 435

Babe: Babs

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 +50

470

Kobe Bryant

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LA Lakers Star

Titles: 3

Most points in game: 81

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 +48

477

Merv Griffin

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Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

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 +45

512

Mel Gibson

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He is William Wallace

Hates Juice

Not-so-dark secret: Anti-Semitism

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 +13

689

Gob Bluth

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Hapless magician, loving brother

Racist puppets owned: 1

Countdowns: Finalized

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 +12

807

Bob Barker

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Master of the Long Mic

Plinko virtuoso

Come on down!

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 +10

846

The Dude Abides

Sometimes there's a man...

Recreation: Bowling, acid flashbacks

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 +1

915

Overweight Ace

Undeserved Cy Youngs: 1

Career Teams: 4

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 0

987

Brad Pitt

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Preeminent Hollywood Star

1/2 of Brangelina

Birthplace: Shawnee, OK

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 0

993

Anaheim Angels 2B

Current level: Major Leagues

Tools: 4

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 0

OJ Simpson

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Not a Jew

Nickname: The Juice

Glove size: Large

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 0

Jay Leno

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Tonight Show host

Best bit: Headlines

Misdemeanor: Jay-walking

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 0

Jack Black

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Cominayeeeeeehah

Band: Tenacious D

Wants to get naked and start the revolution

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 0

Snoop Dogg

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"Fo' shizzle, my nizzle"

Coast: West

Birthname: Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr.

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 0

Disaffected Office Worker

It's not that he's lazy, it's that he just doesn't care

At least he never slept with Lumberg

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 0

Bill Lumbergh

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Yeah...

Needs you to come in and work on Saturday.

And Sunday, too.

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 0

Samuel L. Jackson

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Bad Motherf*cker

Question: Do they speak English in What?

Dislikes: Snakes on motherf*cking planes

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 0

Fletch

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Investigative Reporter

Aliases: John Cocktosten, Mr. Poon, Arnold Babar

I'll have a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich

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