Football Dept.

 +1078

114

Dan Marino

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Gunslinger

Owns 28 NFL records

Mortal Enemy: Buffalo Bills

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 +1016

121

Joe Montana

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Legendary 49ers QB

Titles: 4

College: Notre Dame

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 +1002

123

Brett Favre

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NFL Drama Queen

Film debut: Something About Mary

Achilles heels: Percocet, Dong texts

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 +940

131

John Elway

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Legendary Broncos QB

Super Bowls: 2

'This One's for John' - Pat Bowlen

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 +888

145

Redskins Quarterback 1974-1985

Lead Redskins to Superbowl XVII Victory

Notre Dame Legend: 20-3-2 Record

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 +744

178

Peyton Manning

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Quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts

2 Time MVP

Won the Big Game

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 +624

216

NFL Tight End

Is getting out-played AND out-crushed

You can write that down.

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 +534

231

Eli Manning

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New York Giants QB

3rd best Manning

Drafted by: San Diego Chargers

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 +514

234

John Madden

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White Color Commentator

Turducken Inventor

Method of travel: Bus

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 +482

242

Steve Young

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49ers Mormon QB

Titles: 1

Career TD passes: 232

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 +465

245

Walter Payton

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Sweetness

Likes: To Dance

Equates running the ball to making romance

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 +327

273

Joe Namath

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NY Jets Legendary QB

Guaranteed victories: 1

Most famous pass: At Susy Kolber

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 +166

359

David Tyree

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NY Giants Wide Receiver

Man of the miracle catch in Superbowl XLII

College: Syracuse

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 +60

429

Tony Romo

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Cowboys Quarterback

Madden 07 rating: 74

Cocky, Confident, Cheesy smile rating: 99

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 +59

439

Pittsburgh Steelers QB

Superbowl Champion

Poor motorcyclist

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 +57

448

Phil Simms

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New York Giants Legend

Super Bowl titles: 2

Succeeded by: Jeff Hostetler

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 +48

481

Dick Butkus

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Monster of the Midway

Greatest MLB in the history of the game

Butkus Award for best LB in college

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 +45

515

Carson Palmer

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QB, Cincinnati Bengals

Heisman Trophy winner

One of two Bengals yet to be arrested

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 +41

539

Inspirational Collegiate Footballer

Dream: Playing for Notre Dame

Size: 5'6", 165 lbs.

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 +31

601

NFL Linebacker

Career sacks: 2.5

College: University of Miami

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 +29

624

Bipolar NFL Back

Hobbies: Reefer, yoga, being a vegan

Father of five

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 +25

644

Roy Williams

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Detroit Lions WR

Needs: A QB and a ticket out of Detroit

Once dragged six men ten yards

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 +5

883

Tom Brady

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Patriots QB, Mancrush Synonym

Supermodels impregnated: 2 (known)

Hobbies: Saving the environment, ending poverty, curing cancer

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 +1

927

Bernie Kosar

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Bernie Bernie

Ohhh yeah, how you can throw

We gotta go: Super Bowl

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 0

OJ Simpson

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Not a Jew

Nickname: The Juice

Glove size: Large

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 0

Ed Hochuli

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NFL Referee

Didn't just pass the Arizona bar, also benched it

Personal foul: automatic FIRST DOWN

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 0

Brian Urlacher

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Middle Linebacker - Chicago Bears

NFL Defensive Player of the Year - 2005

Monster of the Midway

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 0

Charlie Weis

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28th Notre Dame Football Coach

Super Bowl rings: 4

Affinity: Men named Brady

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 0

Mike Vick

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Quaterback, Dogfighter

Aliases: Ookie, Superman, McVick, Ron Mexico

Family references: Aaron Brooks, Marcus Vick

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 0

Chad Johnson

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Bengals wide reciever

aka: Ocho Cinco

Rejected dance: The Sizzling Bacon

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 0

Brian Bosworth

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Former Seattle Seahawks Linebacker, Action Hero

Butkus Awards: 2

Academy Awards: 0

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 0

Terrell Owens

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Notorious NFL Wide Receiver

One Of The Most Physically Fit Athletes

Middle name: El Dorado

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 0

Rex Grossman

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Quaterback to the Chicago Bears

Actual age: 11

Confidence inspired: None

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 0

Randy Moss

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New England Patriots Wide Receiver

First to moon a crowd without pulling down pants

Hurt Jerry Rice's feelings

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 0

Mastermind of the New England Patriots Dynasty

Doesn't cheat; just misinterprets rules

Bringing ugly back in perpetually-worn hoodie

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 0

QB Eagles

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Philly Quarterback in Tecmo Super Bowl

We know it's you, Randall Cunningham

Runs faster than a cheetah on crack

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 0

NY Giants Defensive End

Favorite explorer: Ernest Sack-leton

Hobbies: Sack race, hitting the sack, cul-de-sacks

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Mark Bavaro

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Former NY Giants Tight End

Took ten men to tackle him

Career cut short by injury

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 0

NFL Head Coach

Led the Giants to two Superbowl titles

Issues: Weight, haircut, anger management

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 0

Don Beebe

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Former Bills Wide Receiver

Embarrassed Leon Lett with some super hustle

Founder of Don Beebe's House of Speed

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Alcoholic Announcer

Former position: Kicker

Current need: Chaser

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