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Jesus Christ

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Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

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American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

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16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

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Galileo

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Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

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Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

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Michelangelo

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Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

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Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

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Robert E. Lee

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Confederate General

Controversial tactic: Burning his own capital

Steer moniker: Traveller

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Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

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Landscape Architecht

Best-known design: Central Park

Birthplace: Hartford, CT

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Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

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Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

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It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

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Father of Psychoanalysis

Ego, super-ego, id

Drug of choice: Cocaine

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Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

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162

Hippocrates

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The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

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Kenny Rogers

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The Gambler

Edition: First

Location: mancrush.com

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Aristotle

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Greek Philosopher

Pupil: Alexander the Great

Location: mancrush.com

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Henry Hudson

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English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

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Herodotus

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The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

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Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

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Pythagoras

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The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

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Nostradamus

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Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

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Archimedes

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Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

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350

Original Frat Dog

The Golden Hearted Virginian

Can you tell me what this is?

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Santa Claus

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Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

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363

Marco Polo

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Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

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413

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

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440

Hercules

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Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

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Charlemagne

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King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

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El Cid

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Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

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607

Jim James

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Wears My Morning Jacket

Loves - Bourbon, Facial Hair

Simply Golden

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Blackbeard

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18th century English Pirate

Vessel: Queen Anne's Revenge

Booty accumulated: Much

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660

C F Bennett

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Inventor of Protective Cup

Difference between Mancrush and Mancrushed

Family jewels saved: Countless

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Robin the Chicken-Hearted

Steer: Coconut Shells

Capital of Assyria: Unknown

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Jerry Garcia

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Grateful Dead Legend

Alias: Captain Trips

Location: mancrush.com

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Genghis Khan

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13th Century Mongol Overlord

Modern-day descendents: 17 million

Grave whereabouts: Unknown

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Boss Tweed

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Tammany Hall Proprietor

Imprisoned for: Shameless Embezzlement

Estimated amount stolen: $200 million

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Karl Marx

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Socialist Revolutionary

Heritage: Jewish

Mentor: Bruno Bauer

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Fidel Castro

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El Presidente de Cuba

Overthrew: Batista

Chance deceased: 68%

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American Musician

How ya feelin'?

A revolution never comes with a warning.

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Uncle Shelby

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too

Went for a ride in a flying shoe.

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Hank Scorpio

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Semi-Evil Mastermind

Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Location: Cypress Creek

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Mythical Heckler

Mistake: Taunting Crucifixion-bound Jesus

Just deserts: Perpetual perambulation

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Rasputin

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Russian Mystic

Also known as: The Mad Monk, Icha

Survived: Being poisoned, shot, stabbed

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