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Holds many strong opinions

Jobs Held: 1,348

Madison, WI

Win Loss Total % Zenith Nadir Avg
8049 10857 18906 0.426 56th 324th 234th
Man Says:

"The only thing the North Koreans understand is force. Well, that and Korean."

"I just want to spend quality time watching my baby grow up. Of course, I guess I'd have to impregnate some sort of woman first."

"I don't know much about hydrogen, but if you can soak a rag in it or just sniff it straight from the can, I'm all for it."