Mark Twain's Home Page

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

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Twain Says:

"The government is not best which secures mere life and property--there is a more valuable thing--manhood."

"Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking."

"There are three kinds of people--Commonplace Men, Remarkable Men, and Lunatics."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."