Mark Twain's Home Page
Real name: Samuel Clemens
Hobby: Writing banned books
"The government is not best which secures mere life and property--there is a more valuable thing--manhood."
"Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking."
"There are three kinds of people--Commonplace Men, Remarkable Men, and Lunatics."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."