Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Last Khan of the Mongols & Emperor of China

Ancestor: Grandaddy Genghis

Palace: Extravagent

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Condemned Game Character

Pleads for: E or U

Prognosis: F_CK_D

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Created sideburns, elevated facial hair to an Art.

Twice refused command of the Army of the Potomac.

Kicked ass for the greater glory of the Union.