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Charles Darwin1st
Charles DarwinPoints: 1182 Last Day: +164

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

F Scott Fitzgerald2nd
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1178 Last Day: +82


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

ZeusPoints: 1174 Last Day: -5

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Andrew  Jackson4th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1161 Last Day: +34

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Louis Pasteur5th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1160 Last Day: +35


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

  Francis of Assisi6th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1149 Last Day: +34

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

BabarPoints: 1148 Last Day: +60

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Ickle Me8th
Ickle MePoints: 1147 Last Day: -18

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

John  Adams9th
John AdamsPoints: 1141 Last Day: +61

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Ernest Hemingway10th
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1140 Last Day: +7

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Alexander Hamilton11th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1137 Last Day: +26

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Nelson Mandela12th
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1135 Last Day: -19

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Michel de Montaigne13th
Michel de MontaignePoints: 1133 Last Day: -21

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Abraham Lincoln14th
Abraham LincolnPoints: 1132 Last Day: +24

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

OvidPoints: 1132 Last Day: +24

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Bill Murray16th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1131 Last Day: +33

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Fyodor Dostoevsky17th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1129 Last Day: +47

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

John F Kennedy18th
John F KennedyPoints: 1128 Last Day: +23

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Robin  Hood19th
Robin HoodPoints: 1123 Last Day: +57

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Yuri  Gagarin20th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1122 Last Day: +90

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

George Washington21st
George WashingtonPoints: 1122 Last Day: +43

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

MangoPoints: 1120 Last Day: +77

Such is Mango!

Oh, to be Mango! What to be me?!

You can't a-have-a de Mango!

Nikola  Tesla23rd
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1120 Last Day: +39

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

John James Audubon24th
John James AudubonPoints: 1116 Last Day: +23

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Colossus of Rhodes25th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1116 Last Day: +36

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Enrico Fermi26th
Enrico FermiPoints: 1116 Last Day: +66

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

TarzanPoints: 1113 Last Day: +89

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

The Fool28th
The FoolPoints: 1113 Last Day: +32

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Alan  Alda29th
Alan AldaPoints: 1112 Last Day: +30

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Yukon  Cornelius30th
Yukon CorneliusPoints: 1112 Last Day: +71

Prospector with Pick Axe Prowess

Seeks: Silver

Also Seeks: Gold

OsirisPoints: 1112 Last Day: +13

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Jesus Christ32nd
Jesus ChristPoints: 1111 Last Day: -32

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


CaravaggioPoints: 1110 Last Day: +52

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

GodPoints: 1110 Last Day: +29

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

James Madison35th
James MadisonPoints: 1109 Last Day: +17

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

The Owl36th
The OwlPoints: 1108 Last Day: +49

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Edward Jenner37th
Edward JennerPoints: 1107 Last Day: -28

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Thomas  Aquinas38th
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1106 Last Day: +27

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Isaac Newton39th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1106 Last Day: -34

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Ben Franklin40th
Ben FranklinPoints: 1102 Last Day: -118

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Teddy Roosevelt41st
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1102 Last Day: -47

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Uncle  Sam42nd
Uncle SamPoints: 1102 Last Day: +47

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Henry Hudson43rd
Henry HudsonPoints: 1101 Last Day: +6

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Marlon Brando44th
Marlon BrandoPoints: 1099 Last Day: +34

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Merv Griffin45th
Merv GriffinPoints: 1099 Last Day: +84


Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

James Polk46th
James PolkPoints: 1099 Last Day: +30

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

Don Quixote47th
Don QuixotePoints: 1098 Last Day: +24

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Ferdinand Magellan48th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1097 Last Day: -13


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Lawrence of Arabia49th
Lawrence of ArabiaPoints: 1096 Last Day: -3

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Yo-Yo Ma50th
Yo-Yo MaPoints: 1095 Last Day: +75

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15