Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity