Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita