King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Astronomer

Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr