Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

King of the Franks

Founder of Holy Roman Empire

Wives: 5

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

Austere Soup Service Man

Favored dish: Mulligatawny Soup

No mancrush for you! Come back, one year!

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812