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ZeusPoints: 1290 Last Day: +206

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

F Scott Fitzgerald2nd
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1194 Last Day: +91


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Bill Murray3rd
Bill MurrayPoints: 1192 Last Day: +72

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

MichelangeloPoints: 1179 Last Day: +79

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Saint  Patrick5th
Saint PatrickPoints: 1170 Last Day: +113

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Andrew  Jackson6th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1168 Last Day: +42

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Lawrence of Arabia7th
Lawrence of ArabiaPoints: 1146 Last Day: +86

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Isaac Newton8th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1143 Last Day: +42

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Dwight D Eisenhower9th
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1139 Last Day: +153

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

Mark  Twain10th
Mark TwainPoints: 1139 Last Day: -80

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

OvidPoints: 1134 Last Day: +52

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Ulysses S. Grant12th
Ulysses S. GrantPoints: 1132 Last Day: +32

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

AesopPoints: 1131 Last Day: +92

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

H.L.  Mencken14th
H.L. MenckenPoints: 1130 Last Day: +99

Journalist, Author, Cynic

"The Sage of Baltimore"

Worthy man of ideas and inspirations

Guglielmo Marconi15th
Guglielmo MarconiPoints: 1127 Last Day: +81

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

CopernicusPoints: 1124 Last Day: +108


Theory: Heliocentricity

Drank from: The vessel that stank

David  Livingstone17th
David LivingstonePoints: 1123 Last Day: +0

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Muhammad Ali18th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1118 Last Day: +53

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Edward Jenner19th
Edward JennerPoints: 1118 Last Day: +19

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

HippocratesPoints: 1117 Last Day: +60

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Colossus of Rhodes21st
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1116 Last Day: +72

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Abraham Lincoln22nd
Abraham LincolnPoints: 1115 Last Day: +20

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Lucky  Jim23rd
Lucky JimPoints: 1113 Last Day: +43

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

CincinnatusPoints: 1112 Last Day: +33

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

GalileoPoints: 1112 Last Day: -8

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Ben Franklin26th
Ben FranklinPoints: 1110 Last Day: +46

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Christopher Columbus27th
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1108 Last Day: +72

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Marlon Brando28th
Marlon BrandoPoints: 1106 Last Day: -4

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Niccolo  Machiavelli29th
Niccolo MachiavelliPoints: 1106 Last Day: +85

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Richard M. Nixon30th
Richard M. NixonPoints: 1105 Last Day: +41

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

The Owl31st
The OwlPoints: 1105 Last Day: +21

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Richard P Feynman32nd
Richard P FeynmanPoints: 1104 Last Day: -63

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Captain John Smith33rd
Captain John SmithPoints: 1103 Last Day: -2

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Frank Lloyd Wright34th
Frank Lloyd WrightPoints: 1102 Last Day: +75

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Fyodor Dostoevsky35th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1100 Last Day: +44

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Uncle  Sam36th
Uncle SamPoints: 1100 Last Day: +46

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

John Quincy Adams37th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1099 Last Day: -88

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

The Elephant Man38th
The Elephant ManPoints: 1097 Last Day: +47

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

MoleculoPoints: 1097 Last Day: +179

The Molecular Man

El Hombre de los Moleculos

Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...

Yuri  Gagarin40th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1096 Last Day: +93

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

James  Monroe41st
James MonroePoints: 1096 Last Day: +36

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

John Ritter42nd
John RitterPoints: 1096 Last Day: +93

Three's Company

Middle name: Southworth

Last film: Bad Santa

Black  Spy43rd
Black SpyPoints: 1096 Last Day: +142

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Thomas  Aquinas44th
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1094 Last Day: +16

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Marcus  Aurelius45th
Marcus AureliusPoints: 1092 Last Day: +79

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

William Henry Harrison46th
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 1091 Last Day: +71

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Thomas Jefferson47th
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1091 Last Day: -19

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Nelson Mandela48th
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1090 Last Day: -45

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Archie Goodwin49th
Archie GoodwinPoints: 1088 Last Day: -20

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Alexander Hamilton50th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1087 Last Day: -35

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr