Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Khmer Rouge Leader

Rule: 1976 - 1979

True name: Saloth Sar

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men