2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Entertainer

Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language