Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Doing the Things a Particle Can

What's He Like: Not Important

Forms: Dot & Speck

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of subterfuge

Guile matched only by the White Spy

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Signer of the Declaration of Independence

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court

Represented: Maryland

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

God of Wine

Represented the benefits of intoxication

Greek name: Dionysus

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY