Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Superhero

Secret identity: Bruce Wayne

Whip: Batmobile

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Corps of Discovery Leader

Sidekick: William Clark

Cause of Death: Multiple Gunshots

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

A Horse is a Horse

Of course, of course

He's a friggin talking horse!

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Philosopher and Poet

Author of "The Prince"

The end justifies the means?

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1