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The Ranking: 1 - 50
Jesus Christ1st
Jesus ChristPoints: 1211 Last Day: +143

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Colossus of Rhodes2nd
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1203 Last Day: +108

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

The Owl3rd
The OwlPoints: 1203 Last Day: +80

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Gerald  Ford4th
Gerald FordPoints: 1197 Last Day: +145

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

Osiris5th
OsirisPoints: 1192 Last Day: +180

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Cabeza de Vaca6th
Cabeza de VacaPoints: 1186 Last Day: +103

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Louis Pasteur7th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1175 Last Day: +51

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Ferdinand Magellan8th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1170 Last Day: +99

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Christopher Columbus9th
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1152 Last Day: +93

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

General Tso10th
General TsoPoints: 1152 Last Day: +183

1800s Chinese Military Leader

Best known for: General Tso's Chicken

Given name: Zuo Zongtang

Nelson Mandela11th
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1146 Last Day: +106

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Edward Jenner12th
Edward JennerPoints: 1144 Last Day: -36

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Bill Clinton13th
Bill ClintonPoints: 1142 Last Day: +88

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

G.I.  Joe14th
G.I. JoePoints: 1140 Last Day: +62

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

  Socrates15th
SocratesPoints: 1140 Last Day: +98

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Saint  Augustine16th
Saint AugustinePoints: 1139 Last Day: +30

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Thomas  Aquinas17th
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1135 Last Day: +66

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Don Quixote18th
Don QuixotePoints: 1131 Last Day: +40

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Archie Goodwin19th
Archie GoodwinPoints: 1130 Last Day: +34

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Robert  Goulet20th
Robert GouletPoints: 1129 Last Day: +112

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Saint  Patrick21st
Saint PatrickPoints: 1129 Last Day: +19

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Stonewall Jackson22nd
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1124 Last Day: +123

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Albert Einstein23rd
Albert EinsteinPoints: 1122 Last Day: -22

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Lucky  Jim24th
Lucky JimPoints: 1119 Last Day: +28

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Michelangelo25th
MichelangeloPoints: 1118 Last Day: +37

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Caravaggio26th
CaravaggioPoints: 1115 Last Day: -34

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

The Id27th
The IdPoints: 1109 Last Day: -34

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Confucius28th
ConfuciusPoints: 1108 Last Day: +131

Chinese Philosopher

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Man who run behind bus get exhausted

Thomas Jefferson29th
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1108 Last Day: +9

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Babar30th
BabarPoints: 1105 Last Day: -44

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

James  Monroe31st
James MonroePoints: 1105 Last Day: +23

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Michel de Montaigne32nd
Michel de MontaignePoints: 1105 Last Day: +64

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Hernando de Soto33rd
Hernando de SotoPoints: 1105 Last Day: +33

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

Vincent  van Gogh34th
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1104 Last Day: +71

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Captain John Smith35th
Captain John SmithPoints: 1100 Last Day: +31

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Nikola  Tesla36th
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1100 Last Day: -17

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

John James Audubon37th
John James AudubonPoints: 1099 Last Day: +2

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Franklin Delano Roosevelt38th
Franklin Delano RooseveltPoints: 1099 Last Day: -8

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

John Quincy Adams39th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1094 Last Day: +31

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Robin  Hood40th
Robin HoodPoints: 1091 Last Day: +163

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Dennis  the Menace41st
Dennis the MenacePoints: 1091 Last Day: +74

Troublemaker

Primary adversary: Mr. Wilson

Cartoon forefather of mischief

Dick  Fosbury42nd
Dick FosburyPoints: 1090 Last Day: +77

Renowned Highjumper

Inventor of the Fosbury Flop

1968 Gold Medalist

Charles Lindbergh, Jr43rd
Charles Lindbergh, JrPoints: 1090 Last Day: +52

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

Voltaire44th
VoltairePoints: 1088 Last Day: +7

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

John  Adams45th
John AdamsPoints: 1086 Last Day: -93

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

  Odysseus46th
OdysseusPoints: 1086 Last Day: +18

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Manwar  Al-Man47th
Manwar Al-ManPoints: 1085 Last Day: +88

Arab Astronomer

Wrote The Manhabbas Verses

Era: Circa 700 CE

William Butler Yeats48th
William Butler YeatsPoints: 1085 Last Day: +37

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

  Francis of Assisi49th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1083 Last Day: -18

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Galileo50th
GalileoPoints: 1083 Last Day: +32

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity