5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Former Kentucky Derby Champion

Born and raised in Philadelphia, PA

More likely to become an adhesive than race again

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Roman Author, Philosopher, and Military Commander

Author of Naturalis Historia

Rescued victims of Mount Vesuvius by sea

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Seer

Quatrains: 941

Prophecies: WWII, 9/11

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England