Ancient Greek Philosopher
Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens
Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock
King of the Elephants
Home: Celesteville
Suit: Kelly Green
Russian Writer
Vices: Gambling, booze
Seminal work: Crime and Punishment
20th century's Finest Actor
Popularized: Stanislavski System
Seminal work: The Godfather
Victorian Pop Celebrity
Born Joseph Carey Merrick
Proves looks aren't everything
Pioneer of Immunization
Lives Saved: Innumerable
Principle Foe: Small Pox
Confederate General
Best bud: Robert E. Lee
Killed by: Friendly fire
First elected leader of South Africa
Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years
Also known as: Madiba
Roman Poet
Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso
Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses
35th U.S. President
Statesman and Playboy
Fiasco: Bay of Pigs
American Literary Icon
Nickname: Papa
Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism
Serbian Inventor
Patron Saint of Modern Electricity
"The man who invented the twentieth century"
Chinese Philosopher
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
Man who run behind bus get exhausted
3rd U.S President
Dreams: Agrarian State
Best purchase: Louisiana
Doing the Things a Particle Can
What's He Like: Not Important
Forms: Dot & Speck
Scottish Missionary and Explorer
First European to Victoria Falls
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
Twentieth Century Poet
Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.
"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."
Italian Astronomer
Best known as: Father of Science
Discredited: Geocentricity
American Actor
Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H
Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
Elegant Fowl
Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree
Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon
6th U.S. President
Formulated the Monroe Doctrine
Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State
Microbiologist
First vaccine: Rabies
Favorite drink: Milk
Circumnavigator
Voyages: 5
Felled by: Filipino Natives
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of subterfuge
Guile matched only by the White Spy
Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World
280 BC - 226 BC
Height: 70 Cubits
2nd U.S. President
Self-loathing Federalist
The Colossus of Independence
16th Century Essayist
Motto: What do I know?
What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft
Monk, Trendsetter
Theses: 95
Good: God
The Father of Medicine
Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine
Rejected the divine origin
Renaissance Man
Finest opus: Sistine Chapel
Had a refined terribilita
Anthropomorphic Common Toad
Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Residence: Toad Hall
The Captain
Conveyance: Flying Shoe
In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew
7th U.S. President
Old Hickory
Bill depiction: $20
Italian Physicist
Father of the Atom Bomb
Nobel Prizes: 1
Obstinate Man Child
Refused to grow up
Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.
Occultist Everyman
Arcana: Major
Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication
Signer of the Declaration of Independence
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
Represented: Maryland
American Politician
3rd Vice President of the United States
Outdueled Alexander Hamilton
Everyman Hero
Skill: Funny Faces
Battles: Merrie England, Drink
Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician
Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture
Student of Socrates
Father of Radio
Year of invention: 1895
Political views: Fascist
Man of La Mancha
Sidekick: Sancho Panza
Nemesis: Windmills
Baroque Sculptor and Architect
Rival: Francesco Borromini
Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa
4th U.S. President
Father of the Constitution
Blunder: War of 1812
The Good Doctor
Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!
Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox
Curious Character
Nobel Prizes: 1
Location: Uncertain
Award Winning French Actor
Favorite actor of Fidel Castro
Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask
King of the Gods
Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt
Favorite Hobby: Philanderering
God of Wine
Represented the benefits of intoxication
Greek name: Dionysus
42nd U.S. President
Lewd Acts: 17
New York, NY