Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Conquistador

Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1