A Real American Hero
Headquarters: The Pit
Nemesis: COBRA
Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man
Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker
Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon
Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog
Diplomat to: France
Kite discovery: Electricity
American Literary Icon
Nickname: Papa
Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism
Italian Astronomer
Best known as: Father of Science
Discredited: Geocentricity
Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot
Stigmata. 'Nuf said.
Keeping it simple since 1209
Brilliant Brit
Laws of motion: 3
Locks: Flowing
Pioneer of Immunization
Lives Saved: Innumerable
Principle Foe: Small Pox
Curious Character
Nobel Prizes: 1
Location: Uncertain
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
9th U.S. President
Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!
Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe
6th U.S. President
Formulated the Monroe Doctrine
Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State
Roman Poet
Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso
Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses
Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World
280 BC - 226 BC
Height: 70 Cubits
3rd U.S President
Dreams: Agrarian State
Best purchase: Louisiana
Anthropomorphic Common Toad
Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Residence: Toad Hall
#1 Cosmonaut
First man in space
Truly went where no man had gone before
Man in Tights
Residence: Sherwood Forest
Posse: The Merry Men
American Author
Real name: Samuel Clemens
Hobby: Writing banned books
Entertainer
Has a lovely bunch of coconuts
Location: mancrush.com
The Good Doctor
Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!
Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox
I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?
Compelling in-game interviews: None
Belittling retorts: 3,978
The Greatest of All-Time
KOs: 37
Birth name: Cassius Clay
Monk, Trendsetter
Theses: 95
Good: God
Feline Shopkeeper
Home: Busytown
Progeny: Huckle Cat
Surrealist
Best known work: The Persistence of Memory
Birthplace: Figueres, Spain
Renaissance Man
Notable work: Mona Lisa
Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin
4th U.S. President
Father of the Constitution
Blunder: War of 1812
26th U.S. President
Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders
Trusts busted: Countless
Russian Writer
Vices: Gambling, booze
Seminal work: Crime and Punishment
The Father of English Literature
Traveled with people of dubious moral character
Hobby: Giving baths to wives
16th Century Essayist
Motto: What do I know?
What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft
Lord of the Dead and Rebirth
Wrap: Mummy
Accessories: Crook and Flail
Novelist
Noted alcholic
Seminal work: The Great Gatsby
Baroque Sculptor and Architect
Rival: Francesco Borromini
Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa
2nd U.S. President
Self-loathing Federalist
The Colossus of Independence
5th U.S. President
Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings
Passed the Missouri Compromise
Man of La Mancha
Sidekick: Sancho Panza
Nemesis: Windmills
King of the Jungle
Raised by: Apes
Charisma: Superb
Spanish Conquistador
First European to the Mississippi River
Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...
Occultist Everyman
Arcana: Major
Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication
Scottish Missionary and Explorer
First European to Victoria Falls
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
First elected leader of South Africa
Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years
Also known as: Madiba
7th U.S. President
Old Hickory
Bill depiction: $20
Portuguese Navigator
Route chartered: Europe to India
Craft: Sao Gabriel
Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist
Only painted for 11 years
Most famous work: Starry Night
Italian Artist circa 1600
Style: Baroque
Masterpiece: The Cardsharps
He is Keith Hernandez
Off-Color Comments: 1
Needs help moving.
English Explorer
Ship: Half Moon
Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River
Microbiologist
First vaccine: Rabies
Favorite drink: Milk