Fictional Undercover Operative

Master of the art of surreptitiousness

Chicanery matched only by the Black Spy

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Icelandic Explorer

Discovery: North America

Leif Erikson Day: October 9th

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Castillian Hombre

Real name: Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar

Chivalry: Second to none

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Lakota Sioux Leader

Routed: General Custer

Buried at: Fort Yates

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Greek Hero

Defeated Hector in the Battle of Troy

Guess where his one weakness is

Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator

Model of virtue and simplicity

Fasces in one hand, plow in the other

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian