Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Honorable Young Gentleman

Valet: Jeeves

Location: In the Soup

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

Fountain Pursuer

Area explored: Florida

Truly sought: Gold

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Mythical Roman Stud

Labors: 12

Father: Zeus

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm