Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

The USS Constitution

Oldest commissioned ship still in service

Born: Boston, MA - 22 July 1798

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Obstinate Man Child

Refused to grow up

Currently CEO Peter Pan Bus Lines, Inc.

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Mysterious, brooding actor of 21 Jump Street fame

Acadamy Award nominee for portayal of Jack Sparrow

Stirs up carnal feelings in women and men alike