King of the Gods
Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt
Favorite Hobby: Philanderering
Novelist
Noted alcholic
Seminal work: The Great Gatsby
American Actor
Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones
Ghostbusters 3: In the works?
Renaissance Man
Finest opus: Sistine Chapel
Had a refined terribilita
Christian Missionary
Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria
Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law
7th U.S. President
Old Hickory
Bill depiction: $20
Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence
Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Nationality: Scottish
Brilliant Brit
Laws of motion: 3
Locks: Flowing
34th U.S. President
Ike!
Supreme Allied Commander
American Author
Real name: Samuel Clemens
Hobby: Writing banned books
Roman Poet
Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso
Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses
18th U.S. President
General-in-Chief Union Army
Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee
Fabled Fabler
Animal Allegory Animal
Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm
Journalist, Author, Cynic
"The Sage of Baltimore"
Worthy man of ideas and inspirations
Father of Radio
Year of invention: 1895
Political views: Fascist
Astronomer
Theory: Heliocentricity
Drank from: The vessel that stank
Scottish Missionary and Explorer
First European to Victoria Falls
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
The Greatest of All-Time
KOs: 37
Birth name: Cassius Clay
Pioneer of Immunization
Lives Saved: Innumerable
Principle Foe: Small Pox
The Father of Medicine
Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine
Rejected the divine origin
Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World
280 BC - 226 BC
Height: 70 Cubits
16th U.S. President
Personal Demons: Many
Fateful show: Our American Cousin
Everyman Hero
Skill: Funny Faces
Battles: Merrie England, Drink
Ancient Roman Consul and Dictator
Model of virtue and simplicity
Fasces in one hand, plow in the other
Italian Astronomer
Best known as: Father of Science
Discredited: Geocentricity
Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog
Diplomat to: France
Kite discovery: Electricity
Supposed New World Discoverer
Ushered in an era of oppression
Thought he was in: India
20th century's Finest Actor
Popularized: Stanislavski System
Seminal work: The Godfather
Philosopher and Poet
Author of "The Prince"
The end justifies the means?
37th U.S. President
Only President to resign from office
Brought down by the Watergate scandal
Elegant Fowl
Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree
Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon
Curious Character
Nobel Prizes: 1
Location: Uncertain
Founder of Jamestown
Native Seduced: Pocahontas
Portrayed by: Colin Farrel
Famed American Architecht
Notable work: Fallingwater
College: University of Wisconsin
Russian Writer
Vices: Gambling, booze
Seminal work: Crime and Punishment
Personification of the U.S.A
Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army
Is actually Canadian
6th U.S. President
Formulated the Monroe Doctrine
Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State
Victorian Pop Celebrity
Born Joseph Carey Merrick
Proves looks aren't everything
The Molecular Man
El Hombre de los Moleculos
Brent Barker? Moleculo? Hahaha...
#1 Cosmonaut
First man in space
Truly went where no man had gone before
5th U.S. President
Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings
Passed the Missouri Compromise
Three's Company
Middle name: Southworth
Last film: Bad Santa
Fictional Undercover Operative
Master of the art of subterfuge
Guile matched only by the White Spy
The Good Doctor
Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!
Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox
Roman Emperor
Stoic philosopher
Reign: 161-180 AD
9th U.S. President
Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!
Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe
3rd U.S President
Dreams: Agrarian State
Best purchase: Louisiana
First elected leader of South Africa
Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years
Also known as: Madiba
Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man
Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker
Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon
First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury
Advocated: Assumption of State debts
Outdueled by: Aaron Burr