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The Ranking: 1 - 50
G.I.  Joe1st
G.I. JoePoints: 1228 Last Day: +129

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Archie Goodwin2nd
Archie GoodwinPoints: 1188 Last Day: +96

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Ben Franklin3rd
Ben FranklinPoints: 1177 Last Day: +70

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Ernest Hemingway4th
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1174 Last Day: +54

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

GalileoPoints: 1170 Last Day: +69

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

  Francis of Assisi6th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1164 Last Day: +55

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Isaac Newton7th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1162 Last Day: +41

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Edward Jenner8th
Edward JennerPoints: 1147 Last Day: +66

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Richard P Feynman9th
Richard P FeynmanPoints: 1140 Last Day: -12

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Richard M. Nixon10th
Richard M. NixonPoints: 1140 Last Day: +175

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

William Henry Harrison11th
William Henry HarrisonPoints: 1133 Last Day: +128

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

John Quincy Adams12th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1132 Last Day: +35

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

OvidPoints: 1128 Last Day: +15

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Colossus of Rhodes14th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1124 Last Day: -35

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Thomas Jefferson15th
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1119 Last Day: -20

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Mr. Toad16th
Mr. ToadPoints: 1118 Last Day: +8

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Yuri  Gagarin17th
Yuri GagarinPoints: 1116 Last Day: +56

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

Robin  Hood18th
Robin HoodPoints: 1115 Last Day: +50

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Mark  Twain19th
Mark TwainPoints: 1115 Last Day: -4

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Merv Griffin20th
Merv GriffinPoints: 1112 Last Day: +177


Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Thomas  Aquinas21st
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1111 Last Day: +12

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Alex Trebek22nd
Alex TrebekPoints: 1111 Last Day: +134

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Muhammad Ali23rd
Muhammad AliPoints: 1109 Last Day: -99

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Martin  Luther24th
Martin LutherPoints: 1109 Last Day: +9

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Grocer Cat25th
Grocer CatPoints: 1106 Last Day: +1

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Salvador Dali26th
Salvador DaliPoints: 1105 Last Day: +56


Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Leonardo da Vinci27th
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 1105 Last Day: +54

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

James Madison28th
James MadisonPoints: 1102 Last Day: +19

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Teddy Roosevelt29th
Teddy RooseveltPoints: 1101 Last Day: -1

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Fyodor Dostoevsky30th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1100 Last Day: -25

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Geoffrey  Chaucer31st
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1099 Last Day: -91

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Michel de Montaigne32nd
Michel de MontaignePoints: 1099 Last Day: +9

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

OsirisPoints: 1099 Last Day: -57

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

F Scott Fitzgerald34th
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1097 Last Day: +56


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Gian Lorenzo Bernini35th
Gian Lorenzo BerniniPoints: 1096 Last Day: -83

Baroque Sculptor and Architect

Rival: Francesco Borromini

Revolution: Ecstasy of St. Theresa

John  Adams36th
John AdamsPoints: 1092 Last Day: +102

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

James  Monroe37th
James MonroePoints: 1090 Last Day: +15

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Don Quixote38th
Don QuixotePoints: 1089 Last Day: -27

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

TarzanPoints: 1089 Last Day: -18

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Hernando de Soto40th
Hernando de SotoPoints: 1087 Last Day: +61

Spanish Conquistador

First European to the Mississippi River

Like they wouldn't have found that anyway...

The Fool41st
The FoolPoints: 1087 Last Day: -14

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

David  Livingstone42nd
David LivingstonePoints: 1086 Last Day: +14

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Nelson Mandela43rd
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1085 Last Day: +76

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Andrew  Jackson44th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1084 Last Day: +1

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Vasco da Gama45th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 1083 Last Day: +82

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Vincent  van Gogh46th
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1083 Last Day: +4

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

CaravaggioPoints: 1081 Last Day: +32

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Keith Hernandez48th
Keith HernandezPoints: 1081 Last Day: +140

He is Keith Hernandez

Off-Color Comments: 1

Needs help moving.

Henry Hudson49th
Henry HudsonPoints: 1081 Last Day: +1

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Louis Pasteur50th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1081 Last Day: -30


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk