Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Ol' St. Nick

List check frequency: 2x

Dark secrets: Child labor, voyeurism

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

American Actor

Best known for playing Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H

Author of Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Heady Metropolitans Mascot

Age: 43

Sexual preference: Ambiguous

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Surrealist

Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Personification of the U.S.A

Wants YOU to join the U.S. Army

Is actually Canadian

10th U.S. President

Nickname: His Accidency

Notable accomplishment: Annexation of Texas

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Enjoys: Bell ringing, not hearing

Should probably see a chiropractor

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Macedonian Conqueror

Reign: 336-326 BC

Ways swung: Both

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

Spanish New World Explorer

Swath scoured: Southwest

Literal translation: Cow's head

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock