Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

Uber Tuber

Shaves faster than any man

Gets a little spud for Mrs. Potato Head

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

Greek Mathematician

Eureka!

Notable invention: Archimedes' Screw

Award Winning French Actor

Favorite actor of Fidel Castro

Memorable Films: Man in the Iron Mask

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Novelist

Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?