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Edward Jenner1st
Edward JennerPoints: 1270 Last Day: +115

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

  Francis of Assisi2nd
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1192 Last Day: +51

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Abraham Lincoln3rd
Abraham LincolnPoints: 1172 Last Day: +59

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

GodPoints: 1157 Last Day: +78

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

John Quincy Adams5th
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1155 Last Day: +52

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

G.I.  Joe6th
G.I. JoePoints: 1153 Last Day: +54

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Colossus of Rhodes7th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1151 Last Day: +68

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Mr. Toad8th
Mr. ToadPoints: 1151 Last Day: +12

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

Michel de Montaigne9th
Michel de MontaignePoints: 1146 Last Day: -72

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

OsirisPoints: 1143 Last Day: +76

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Jesus Christ11th
Jesus ChristPoints: 1142 Last Day: +113

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting


The King12th
The KingPoints: 1136 Last Day: -32

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Bill Murray13th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1132 Last Day: -7

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Muhammad Ali14th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1130 Last Day: +34

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

SocratesPoints: 1130 Last Day: +57

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

George Washington16th
George WashingtonPoints: 1130 Last Day: +68

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Captain John Smith17th
Captain John SmithPoints: 1127 Last Day: +54

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Charles Darwin18th
Charles DarwinPoints: 1122 Last Day: +31

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

Ickle Me19th
Ickle MePoints: 1122 Last Day: -9

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Saint  Augustine20th
Saint AugustinePoints: 1120 Last Day: +60

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

The Fool21st
The FoolPoints: 1119 Last Day: +98

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

David  Livingstone22nd
David LivingstonePoints: 1116 Last Day: +64

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

John  Malkovich23rd
John MalkovichPoints: 1116 Last Day: +127

Malkovich Malkovich

Malkovich: Malkovich

Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich?

The Id24th
The IdPoints: 1116 Last Day: +84

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

ZeusPoints: 1116 Last Day: +90

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Hernan Cortes26th
Hernan CortesPoints: 1114 Last Day: +26


Primarily slaughtered: Aztecs

Mujer: La Malinche

Geoffrey  Chaucer27th
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1112 Last Day: +100

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Andrew  Jackson28th
Andrew JacksonPoints: 1112 Last Day: +71

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Grocer Cat29th
Grocer CatPoints: 1109 Last Day: +1

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Marlon Brando30th
Marlon BrandoPoints: 1106 Last Day: +58

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

GalileoPoints: 1106 Last Day: -43

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

Martin  Luther32nd
Martin LutherPoints: 1106 Last Day: +19

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Marco Polo33rd
Marco PoloPoints: 1106 Last Day: +119

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Lucky  Jim34th
Lucky JimPoints: 1105 Last Day: +62

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Harry Truman35th
Harry TrumanPoints: 1105 Last Day: +78

33rd U.S. President

"The buck stops here"

Nuclear attacks authorized: 2

James Cook36th
James CookPoints: 1104 Last Day: +86

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

OvidPoints: 1102 Last Day: -38

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Ferdinand Magellan38th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1101 Last Day: -38


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Franklin Delano Roosevelt39th
Franklin Delano RooseveltPoints: 1101 Last Day: +18

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

James Madison40th
James MadisonPoints: 1100 Last Day: +12

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

OdysseusPoints: 1100 Last Day: +150

Greek Champion

Adventure: Epic

Vice: Lotus

Christopher Columbus42nd
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1098 Last Day: +10

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

PythagorasPoints: 1097 Last Day: +66

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

Saint  Patrick44th
Saint PatrickPoints: 1096 Last Day: +123

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Stonewall Jackson45th
Stonewall JacksonPoints: 1095 Last Day: +54

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

Classic Lego Spaceman46th
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1095 Last Day: -51

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Ulysses S. Grant47th
Ulysses S. GrantPoints: 1093 Last Day: +20

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

John F Kennedy48th
John F KennedyPoints: 1093 Last Day: -42

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

VoltairePoints: 1093 Last Day: +27

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Enrico Fermi50th
Enrico FermiPoints: 1092 Last Day: +76

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1