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John  Adams1st
John AdamsPoints: 1173 Last Day: +118

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Edward Jenner2nd
Edward JennerPoints: 1168 Last Day: +36

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

ZeusPoints: 1159 Last Day: +31

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Don Quixote4th
Don QuixotePoints: 1155 Last Day: +77

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

Charles Darwin5th
Charles DarwinPoints: 1152 Last Day: +89

It's Evolution, Baby

Seminal Work: On the Origin of Species

Vessel: HMS Beagle

  Francis of Assisi6th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1146 Last Day: +85

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Stephen Hawking7th
Stephen HawkingPoints: 1145 Last Day: +74


Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

John F Kennedy8th
John F KennedyPoints: 1143 Last Day: +144

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Mark  Twain9th
Mark TwainPoints: 1143 Last Day: +77

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Geoffrey  Chaucer10th
Geoffrey ChaucerPoints: 1140 Last Day: +44

The Father of English Literature

Traveled with people of dubious moral character

Hobby: Giving baths to wives

Saint  Augustine11th
Saint AugustinePoints: 1138 Last Day: +49

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Bill Murray12th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1138 Last Day: -9

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Richard P Feynman13th
Richard P FeynmanPoints: 1136 Last Day: +42

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Fyodor Dostoevsky14th
Fyodor DostoevskyPoints: 1133 Last Day: +56

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

Lucky  Jim15th
Lucky JimPoints: 1133 Last Day: -22

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Sun  Tzu16th
Sun TzuPoints: 1127 Last Day: +74

Chinese Military Strategist

Author of The Art of War

Translation: "Master Sun"

Leonardo da Vinci17th
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 1123 Last Day: +6

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Saint  Patrick18th
Saint PatrickPoints: 1121 Last Day: +62

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

The Owl19th
The OwlPoints: 1119 Last Day: +59

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

The King20th
The KingPoints: 1116 Last Day: +40

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

BabarPoints: 1114 Last Day: -145

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Martin  Luther22nd
Martin LutherPoints: 1112 Last Day: +39

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God

Ickle Me23rd
Ickle MePoints: 1111 Last Day: +50

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

John James Audubon24th
John James AudubonPoints: 1110 Last Day: +54

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

The Id25th
The IdPoints: 1110 Last Day: -83

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

David  Livingstone26th
David LivingstonePoints: 1109 Last Day: +5

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

PlatoPoints: 1109 Last Day: +49

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Christopher Columbus28th
Christopher ColumbusPoints: 1103 Last Day: +36

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

CaravaggioPoints: 1102 Last Day: -4

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

Franklin Delano Roosevelt30th
Franklin Delano RooseveltPoints: 1101 Last Day: +11

32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

John Quincy Adams31st
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1100 Last Day: +8

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Gerald  Ford32nd
Gerald FordPoints: 1099 Last Day: +30

38th U.S. President

Reputation for integrity and openness

Cleaned up after Nixon

The Elephant Man33rd
The Elephant ManPoints: 1099 Last Day: +0

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

Louis Pasteur34th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1099 Last Day: +45


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

James Madison35th
James MadisonPoints: 1097 Last Day: -40

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Isaac Newton36th
Isaac NewtonPoints: 1096 Last Day: +56

Brilliant Brit

Laws of motion: 3

Locks: Flowing

Robert  Goulet37th
Robert GouletPoints: 1095 Last Day: +116

Professionally Trained Voice Man

Doesn't care if he's Mr. Notorious Big.

Location: Somewhere in the mountains

Abraham Lincoln38th
Abraham LincolnPoints: 1095 Last Day: +47

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Ernest Hemingway39th
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1094 Last Day: +56

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Merv Griffin40th
Merv GriffinPoints: 1092 Last Day: +83


Has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Location: mancrush.com

Classic Lego Spaceman41st
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1092 Last Day: +22

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

TarzanPoints: 1092 Last Day: +14

King of the Jungle

Raised by: Apes

Charisma: Superb

Grocer Cat43rd
Grocer CatPoints: 1090 Last Day: +34

Feline Shopkeeper

Home: Busytown

Progeny: Huckle Cat

Alexander Hamilton44th
Alexander HamiltonPoints: 1090 Last Day: -39

First U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Advocated: Assumption of State debts

Outdueled by: Aaron Burr

Colossus of Rhodes45th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1089 Last Day: -11

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Ferdinand Magellan46th
Ferdinand MagellanPoints: 1089 Last Day: +13


Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Nelson Mandela47th
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1089 Last Day: -49

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Marco Polo48th
Marco PoloPoints: 1088 Last Day: +43

Venetian Explorer

Inventor of modern swimming pool game

Embellished tales: Nearly all

Captain John Smith49th
Captain John SmithPoints: 1087 Last Day: +24

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Martin  Van Buren50th
Martin Van BurenPoints: 1087 Last Day: +112

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language