The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Physicist

Indispensible theory: Relativity

Regret: Atom bomb advocacy

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

6th UN Secretary General

Nationality: Egyptian

English translation: Peter Peter Ghali

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

Renowned Opera Singer

Expresses the plight of the common operaman

Side job: Security Guardo at Montgomery Wardo

Arachnidian Superhero

Spider-sense: Acute

Real name: Peter Parker

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Monocled Planters Mascot

Additional attire: Gloves, cane, top hat

Symbolizes: The fresh taste of nuts

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Kool-Aid Mascot

Oh yeah!!!

Oh no...

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

Fictional Fibber

Desire: Real boyhood

Manhandler: Gepetto

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

West Virginian Cryptid

Friends: None

Idea of a good time: Creeping people out, yahtzee

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

The Captain

Conveyance: Flying Shoe

In-flight Meal: Mulligan Stew

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

11th U.S. President

Party: Democratic

Campaign slogan: Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Role Model

House volume: Full

Intimate with: Aunt Becky

4th U.S. President

Father of the Constitution

Blunder: War of 1812

Monk, Trendsetter

Theses: 95

Good: God