Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

Bishop of Hippo, Philosopher, Prolific Writer

Had a taste for pears and women

Named after a city in Florida, or vice versa

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

Supposed New World Discoverer

Ushered in an era of oppression

Thought he was in: India

37th U.S. President

Only President to resign from office

Brought down by the Watergate scandal

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

26th U.S. President

Cavalry regiment: Rough Riders

Trusts busted: Countless

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Italian Astronomer

Best known as: Father of Science

Discredited: Geocentricity

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Our Lord and Savior

Miracles: 12,875 and counting

Omnipresent

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

World renowned drawing by Leonardo da Vinci

Study of the proportions of the (male) human bod

On display at Gallerie dell Accademia in Venice

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

Man in Tights

Residence: Sherwood Forest

Posse: The Merry Men

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Famed American Architecht

Notable work: Fallingwater

College: University of Wisconsin

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Renowned Cellist

Heritage: French/Chinese

Grammys: 15

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

Man of La Mancha

Sidekick: Sancho Panza

Nemesis: Windmills

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

34th U.S. President

Ike!

Supreme Allied Commander

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

20th century's Finest Actor

Popularized: Stanislavski System

Seminal work: The Godfather

Fabled Fabler

Animal Allegory Animal

Lost Fable: Acidophylous and the Timid Tapeworm

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

7th U.S. President

Old Hickory

Bill depiction: $20

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Elegant Fowl

Last Seen: Land of the Bong-Tree

Favorite Utensil: Runcible Spoon

English Explorer

Ship: Half Moon

Claimed: Hudson Bay, Hudson River

First emperor of the Roman Empire

Ruled from 27 BC to 14 AD

Namesake for the month of August

Physicist

Gave a Brief History of Time

Postulated the idea of Hawking Radiation

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba