32nd U.S. President

Terms: Four

The New Deal was neither new nor a deal. Discuss.

Lord of the Dead and Rebirth

Wrap: Mummy

Accessories: Crook and Flail

American Author

Real name: Samuel Clemens

Hobby: Writing banned books

Transatlantic Aviator

Nickname: Lucky Lindy

Dark Secret: Nazi sympathies

The Father of Numbers

Ionian Mathematician and Philosopher

Best known theorem: Pythagorean

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

Microbiologist

First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

American Naturalist, Painter

Catalogued and painted the birds of North America

Rejected in America, made his big break in England

Russian Writer

Vices: Gambling, booze

Seminal work: Crime and Punishment

King of the Gods

Favorite Weapon: Lightening Bolt

Favorite Hobby: Philanderering

#1 Cosmonaut

First man in space

Truly went where no man had gone before

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Circumnavigator

Voyages: 5

Felled by: Filipino Natives

Detective, Nero Wolfe's Right Hand Man

Job: Note Taker, Heart Breaker

Oddity: Prefers Milk to Bourbon

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

Scottish Missionary and Explorer

First European to Victoria Falls

Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Lieutenant-Colonel T.E. Lawrence

Autobiography: Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Nationality: Scottish

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Slow Moving Check Avoider

Secret Power: Castling

Dirty Secret: Prefers Checkers

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

Babylonian King

Penal codes: 1

Babylon, Mesopotamia

8th U.S. President

Nickname: Old Kinderhook

Only President with English as his second language

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

9th U.S. President

Shortest Presidential Term in US History: 31 Days!

Mancrush-Worthy Nickname: Tippecanoe

Confederate General

Best bud: Robert E. Lee

Killed by: Friendly fire

The Man of Steel

Alternate occupation: Reporter

Favored heroin: Lois Lane

18th U.S. President

General-in-Chief Union Army

Esteemed and Conquered Foe: Robert E. Lee

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

Fearless British Explorer

Key discovery: Australia

Killed during: Hawaiian melee

35th U.S. President

Statesman and Playboy

Fiasco: Bay of Pigs

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

Victorian Pop Celebrity

Born Joseph Carey Merrick

Proves looks aren't everything

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

Ancient Greek Philosopher, Mathematician

Among Philosophical founders of Western Culture

Student of Socrates

The Extra-Terrestrial

Touch: Sensuous

Phone bill: Exorbitant

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

Italian Physicist

Father of the Atom Bomb

Nobel Prizes: 1

Founder of Jamestown

Native Seduced: Pocahontas

Portrayed by: Colin Farrel

Occultist Everyman

Arcana: Major

Known For: Folly, Extravagance, Intoxication

Antarctic Expeditioner

Vessel: Endurance

Poles encountered: 1