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The Ranking: 1 - 50
The Id1st
The IdPoints: 1200 Last Day: +109

Instinctual Psychic Apparatus

Gratification: Immediate

Manning the Helm: Most of the Time

John Quincy Adams2nd
John Quincy AdamsPoints: 1176 Last Day: +150

6th U.S. President

Formulated the Monroe Doctrine

Molded Henry Clay into his Secretary of State

Ernest Hemingway3rd
Ernest HemingwayPoints: 1169 Last Day: +97

American Literary Icon

Nickname: Papa

Accusations: Misogyny, Anti-Semitism

Colossus of Rhodes4th
Colossus of RhodesPoints: 1164 Last Day: -16

Statuesque Wonder of the Ancient World

280 BC - 226 BC

Height: 70 Cubits

Louis Pasteur5th
Louis PasteurPoints: 1163 Last Day: +92


First vaccine: Rabies

Favorite drink: Milk

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man6th
Stay-Puft Marshmallow ManPoints: 1160 Last Day: +107

Just popped in there

Summoned by: Gozer

Size: 12 stories

OvidPoints: 1157 Last Day: +71

Roman Poet

Full name: Publius Ovidius Naso

Dactylic hexameric work: Metamorphoses

Edward Jenner8th
Edward JennerPoints: 1149 Last Day: +6

Pioneer of Immunization

Lives Saved: Innumerable

Principle Foe: Small Pox

Leonardo da Vinci9th
Leonardo da VinciPoints: 1148 Last Day: +105

Renaissance Man

Notable work: Mona Lisa

Cleverly crafted: Shroud of Turin

  Francis of Assisi10th
Francis of AssisiPoints: 1144 Last Day: +18

Rebuilt the Church...without going to Home Depot

Stigmata. 'Nuf said.

Keeping it simple since 1209

Marcus  Aurelius11th
Marcus AureliusPoints: 1141 Last Day: +52

Roman Emperor

Stoic philosopher

Reign: 161-180 AD

CaravaggioPoints: 1135 Last Day: +72

Italian Artist circa 1600

Style: Baroque

Masterpiece: The Cardsharps

OrionPoints: 1135 Last Day: +122

The Hunter

Belt names: Saucepan, Magi, Three Kings

Still hunting Taurus after 1.5 million years

Mr. Toad14th
Mr. ToadPoints: 1135 Last Day: +48

Anthropomorphic Common Toad

Eponymous Adventure: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Residence: Toad Hall

James  Monroe15th
James MonroePoints: 1130 Last Day: +18

5th U.S. President

Oversaw the Era of Good Feelings

Passed the Missouri Compromise

HerodotusPoints: 1127 Last Day: -2

The Father of History

Alternate moniker: The Father of Lies

Exclusively known for 'The Histories'

Guglielmo Marconi17th
Guglielmo MarconiPoints: 1125 Last Day: +25

Father of Radio

Year of invention: 1895

Political views: Fascist

GodPoints: 1124 Last Day: -49

The Man Upstairs

Chairman of the Pearly Gates Condo Board

Smite 'em if you got 'em

Dwight D Eisenhower19th
Dwight D EisenhowerPoints: 1121 Last Day: +8

34th U.S. President


Supreme Allied Commander

Bill Murray20th
Bill MurrayPoints: 1120 Last Day: +53

American Actor

Seminal Work: Osmosis Jones

Ghostbusters 3: In the works?

Nikola  Tesla21st
Nikola TeslaPoints: 1120 Last Day: +13

Serbian Inventor

Patron Saint of Modern Electricity

"The man who invented the twentieth century"

John  Adams22nd
John AdamsPoints: 1119 Last Day: +37

2nd U.S. President

Self-loathing Federalist

The Colossus of Independence

VoltairePoints: 1118 Last Day: +39

French Writer & Philosopher

Age: Enlightenment

True name: Francois-Marie Arouet

Muhammad Ali24th
Muhammad AliPoints: 1117 Last Day: +52

The Greatest of All-Time

KOs: 37

Birth name: Cassius Clay

Thomas  Aquinas25th
Thomas AquinasPoints: 1116 Last Day: +56

The Good Doctor

Life Work: Summa Theologica... all in Latin!

Name back at the monastery: The Dumb Ox

G.I.  Joe26th
G.I. JoePoints: 1115 Last Day: +51

A Real American Hero

Headquarters: The Pit

Nemesis: COBRA

HippocratesPoints: 1113 Last Day: +9

The Father of Medicine

Founded the Hippocratic School of Medicine

Rejected the divine origin

SocratesPoints: 1112 Last Day: -71

Ancient Greek Philosopher

Found guilty of corrupting the youth of Athens

Sentenced to death by drinking Hemlock

Alex Trebek29th
Alex TrebekPoints: 1111 Last Day: +124

I'm sorry, WHAT IS mancrush.com?

Compelling in-game interviews: None

Belittling retorts: 3,978

Vincent  van Gogh30th
Vincent van GoghPoints: 1111 Last Day: -180

Dutch Post-Impressionist Artist

Only painted for 11 years

Most famous work: Starry Night

William Butler Yeats31st
William Butler YeatsPoints: 1109 Last Day: +40

Twentieth Century Poet

Penchant for the occult. Lovely tower property.

"But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you."

Nelson Mandela32nd
Nelson MandelaPoints: 1108 Last Day: -48

First elected leader of South Africa

Pre-Presidency prison term: 27 years

Also known as: Madiba

Thomas Jefferson33rd
Thomas JeffersonPoints: 1107 Last Day: -5

3rd U.S President

Dreams: Agrarian State

Best purchase: Louisiana

Classic Lego Spaceman34th
Classic Lego SpacemanPoints: 1105 Last Day: +69

Lunar Scout Pilot

Father: Ole Kirk Christiansen

Smile: Eternal

Michel de Montaigne35th
Michel de MontaignePoints: 1103 Last Day: -55

16th Century Essayist

Motto: What do I know?

What he Knows: Philosophy, Statecraft

Vasco da Gama36th
Vasco da GamaPoints: 1102 Last Day: +133

Portuguese Navigator

Route chartered: Europe to India

Craft: Sao Gabriel

Salvador Dali37th
Salvador DaliPoints: 1099 Last Day: +27


Best known work: The Persistence of Memory

Birthplace: Figueres, Spain

Bill Clinton38th
Bill ClintonPoints: 1095 Last Day: +41

42nd U.S. President

Lewd Acts: 17

New York, NY

Abraham Lincoln39th
Abraham LincolnPoints: 1095 Last Day: +25

16th U.S. President

Personal Demons: Many

Fateful show: Our American Cousin

David Foster Wallace40th
David Foster WallacePoints: 1095 Last Day: +171

American novelist, essayist

Considers: Lobsters

Secret Identity: Math Weenie

George Washington41st
George WashingtonPoints: 1095 Last Day: -53

1st President of the United States

War inadvertantly started: French & Indian

War inadvertantly won: American Revolution

Antoine  Lavoisier42nd
Antoine LavoisierPoints: 1091 Last Day: +46

Father of Modern Chemistry

Discoveries: Many

Death: Guillotined during French Revolution

Saint  Patrick43rd
Saint PatrickPoints: 1091 Last Day: +29

Christian Missionary

Patron Saint of Ireland and Nigeria

Drafter of Ireland's Zero Tolerance Snake Law

Aaron  Burr44th
Aaron BurrPoints: 1089 Last Day: +128

American Politician

3rd Vice President of the United States

Outdueled Alexander Hamilton

Ben Franklin45th
Ben FranklinPoints: 1088 Last Day: -1

Raconteur, Statesman, Horndog

Diplomat to: France

Kite discovery: Electricity

Lucky  Jim46th
Lucky JimPoints: 1088 Last Day: -55

Everyman Hero

Skill: Funny Faces

Battles: Merrie England, Drink

BabarPoints: 1087 Last Day: +41

King of the Elephants

Home: Celesteville

Suit: Kelly Green

F Scott Fitzgerald48th
F Scott FitzgeraldPoints: 1086 Last Day: -27


Noted alcholic

Seminal work: The Great Gatsby

Richard P Feynman49th
Richard P FeynmanPoints: 1085 Last Day: -4

Curious Character

Nobel Prizes: 1

Location: Uncertain

MichelangeloPoints: 1085 Last Day: +17

Renaissance Man

Finest opus: Sistine Chapel

Had a refined terribilita